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2010-11-23T17:29:00.000-08:00

Yeah, it's been a few months shy of a year since I last posted here. Why am I posting after having not posted for so long? I'm making this post to say that I'm officially closing this blog. Why? I've created a PB&J Otter forum that will be even better than this site once I get more people to join. It will have episode downloads, games you can play with other users and many other things that I know you'll enjoy.

Here's the link to it:
http://lakehoohawboards.lefora.com/

It's just starting out as of this post, so there are only two users (myself and a friend) at the moment. However, if all of you fans join, I'm sure we can really make this a great forum. This forum will have much more flexible rules than other forums. You'll be able to bump threads within reason, double post, and do many more things that you can't do on any other forum sites.

To anyone who really enjoyed this blog, I'm sorry that I'm closing this, but this is to maximize the PB&J Otter content I'm able to share with you.

Thanks to all of the viewers of this blog. I'm glad I was able to share what I've been able to share with you.

Oodelay, PB&J fans!

Eye Spy / Happy Harmony - Watch online

2010-02-03T07:02:00.000-08:00

I managed to find a recording of "Eye Spy / Happy Harmony" on one of my tapes, so if you have access to Veoh in your country (I know some of you readers outside of the US don't get Veoh), you can watch the whole thing online. The quality is a little blurry because I had to compress the file to 180 MB (it was originally 360--jeez!), but you can still enjoy it. I have included the coming up next bumper for PB&J Otter and Rolie Polie Olie at the beginning of the video for those of you who may be interested.

Here's the link, and enjoy the episode!

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v197629767YsHSKfS

Transcript - Sleepyhead

2009-12-07T04:11:00.000-08:00

Yeah, it's been a while since I last posted here. Sorry about that. There hasn't been too much to post about, so I've been avoiding it. Again, I'm sorry about this. I'll try to get back into the swing of posting.

Anyway, Agent0042 has provided us with another transcript. This time it's "Sleepyhead." Thanks!

"Sleepyhead"

Written by Robert Askin
Music for Songs by Ned Ginsburg, Lyrics for Songs by Lyrics and Music
Transcribed by Agent0042
I really like this one. There's a lot of good, solid entertaining moments. It also shows the kids coming together to solve a problem and help out someone in need. Very nice lullaby song in this one too.

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Cody Pennes as Scootch Raccoon
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Corinne Orr as Wanda Raccoon

Walter Raccoon

Walter Raccoon: "Sleepyhead"

(Walter Raccoon pulls up at the dock of the Raccoon family houseboat in his recycling boat.)

Pinch: Morning, Daddy!
Scootch: Papa!
Wanda: Did you have a good night at work?
Walter: The best. It was a great night for recycling.
Pinch: What did you do?
Scootch: (waving his arms) Tell us. Tell us.

(A flashback sequence is shown, outlining the events of Walter's work. In it, the two Muskrat children are shown playing paddleball against Mr. Muskrat's doors.)

Walter: Mr. Muskrat had to replace his doors because they took a terrible beating and it looked like his new doors were in for the same problem. But I got an idea how to use the old doors to save the new ones. (He is shown working.) I turned 'em into a ping pong table!
Scootch: (raising his arms) Yay!
Wanda: That was great thinking, Walter.
Pinch: What else did you do, Daddy?
Walter: Well, let's see.

(Another flashback sequence is shown.)

Walter: I turned a jumble of wires and bottles into a string of lanterns.
Wanda: We're very proud of you, honey.
Walter: Thanks, dear.
Pinch: (raising her hand) Daddy, I bet you're the best recycler there ever was.
Wanda: I hope everyone appreciates you as much as we do.
Walter: Well, that's the most exciting news of all. You're lookin' at Lake Hoohaw's Recycling Hero of the Year. I'm getting an award this evening.
Scootch: Papa! (He walks up to Walter. Walter picks him and gives him a hug.)
Pinch: An award? Do you get to make a speech and everything? Do you?
Walter: You bet I do. And I want you all to be there. (He pokes Scootch in the nose playfully. Scootch covers his nose and giggles.)
Wanda: We wouldn't miss it for the world. (Walter hands off Scootch to her and she holds him.) Now you make sure to get a good day's sleep. This is gonna be a big night in the Raccoon household. (The three start walking to their houseboat.)
Walter: I need to sleep, but I don't think I'll be able to. I'm too excited!

(The sound of musical whistling is heard.)

Walter: Hmm?

(The camera angle changes to show two songbirds in a tree-- a purplish female one on the left and a periwinkle male on the right.)

Walter: But if anything could help me sleep, it's the sound of those lovely larks. (He yawns. He and Wanda head inside.)
Pinch: And don't worry, Daddy. If that doesn't work, we'll help.
Scootch: Yeah, help.

(Scene change. Walter is shown briefly walking around his bedroom through the window of the Raccoon family houseboat. Wipe to down below, where Pinch and Scootch are standing underneath another window. They pace around, seemingly on patrol. Peanut, Butter and Jelly are shown approaching on rollerskates.)

Pinch: Quiet, ya'll.
Jelly: (whispering) What's the matter?
Pinch: Our Dad's asleep.
Peanut: What a sleepyhead. It's daytime.
Pinch: Our Dad sleeps during the day 'cause he works all night.
Peanut: (whispering) Why does he do that?
Pinch: He works at night so that when everybody wakes up, all their trash is gone and recycled.
Peanut: Oh, that's really smart.
Pinch: In fact, he's Recycling Hero of the Year.
Jelly: That's great!
Peanut: Hoohaw, way to go!
Butter: He-wo! Hee hee hee hee hee.
Jelly: (waving) Someday I'm gonna be a hero and wave to crowds and make speeches.
Peanut: Me too.
Butter: Me thwee!

(Scene change. Jelly is standing on a chair in front of a table that has an umbrella, making a speech.)

Jelly: My fellow lake Hoohawers, I'm honored to be your hero!

(The others applaud.)

Jelly: I'd like to thank my Mama, my Daddy and the Academy for this award. (She bows and the others applaud again. She gets down and Peanut takes her place.)

Peanut: I too am humbled by... what's that? My time's up? Aw man. (The others applaud, he takes a brief bow and gets down.)
Jelly: Hurray for Peanut!
Pinch: We love you, Peanut!
Scootch: Yay!

(The view slides up to Walter's room.)

Butter: He-wo!
Walter: (poking his head out the window) Pinch, Scootch, kids, please keep it down! I was almost asleep. (yawns)
Scootch: Sorry, my fault!
Walter: Just play a little more quietly, okay?

(He closes the window. The scene changes and the larks are shown flying in, singing their tune. They land on top of the umbrella.)

Peanut: Shh! Keep it down! No chirping!
Pinch: It's okay, Peanut. Keep singing, little birds. (The birds look at each other, then resume their singing.)
Pinch: My Dad says he likes the way the larks sound. They help him sleep.
Peanut: Then let's make sure he can hear 'em. Let's get 'em closer to his window. (He picks up the umbrella.)
Jelly: Good idea. It's almost there!
Pinch: It's working! Listen! (sound of Walter's snoring, a gust of wind blows the top off the umbrella) Oh no! (The birds fly away and the umbrella top covers the window.)
Jelly: Maybe he's so fast asleep, he didn't notice.
Peanut: 'Fraid not.

(Walter pokes his head through the umbrella top.)

Walter: What happened? Is everyone okay?
Butter: (pointing) Pwetty fwower!
Scootch: Sorry, my fault!
Jelly: Oops!
Butter: Sowwy.
Pinch: Sorry, Daddy.
Walter: It's okay, kids. But be careful. Now I've really gotta get some sleep. (He struggles to break free of the umbrella.) Oh dear. Oh!

(The others walk back towards the table. Flick approaches.)

Flick: Hey! How come your dad was dressed up like a big, giant flower? Wasn't he supposed to be sleeping?
Pinch: (looking very frustrated) Oh!
Flick: What? What did I say?
Jelly: It's really important that we help Mr. Raccoon fall asleep.
Peanut: And now the birds that were helping him flew away.
Flick: Hey, I'm a bird. I can help. What do I have to do?
Pinch: Well, the sounds of the birds help Daddy fall asleep.
Flick: Bird sounds? I'll give him bird sounds.
Pinch: Nice sounds, Flick.
Flick: Hey, all the sounds I make are nice. Check this out. (He flies up to Walter's window. A gentle melody is played.) Cuckoo.
Peanut: Keep going. You can tell he's asleep when you hear him snoring.
Flick: Cuckoo. Cuckoo! (He flies in a loop and starts singing very off-key.) I'm so cuckoo when I'm with you-you!

(Flick continues to sing indistinctly as the others are shown down below. They all cover their ears.)

Jelly: What a terrible racket! How can Mr. Raccoon sleep through all that?
Walter: (walking up behind the others) I can't. Why is Flick doing that?

(The others turn around and look Walter in surprise. Up above, Flick continues his "singing," increasingly incoherent. He falls and lands in a garbage can, ending up with a banana peel on top of his head.)

Flick: Uh, they told me you like bird noises.
Scootch: Sorry, my fault.
Walter: Now, kids, no more noise. Please? Okay? (He yawns and walks away.)
Pinch: Poor Daddy. He's having so much trouble sleeping. We need to do something for him. But what?
Jelly: We sleep every night. We're experts on sleeping. If we can't help him, nobody can.
Peanut: Yeah. So we just gotta think what puts us to sleep. (He imagines lying down to bed.) I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. (He starts snoring.)
Pinch: Once I feel my soft flower blanket around me, I'm out like a light. (She imagines Walter in a flower field.) I know. Maybe we should take Daddy to a flower meadow. That's soft. (Walter snores in the fantasy.)
Butter: Cwadle! Cozy! (She imagines herself in a cradle, then Walter in one, snoring.)
Jelly: We can put all that stuff together. A pillow, a soft blanket, and a cradle and he'll fall right asleep.
Pinch: But I don't think my Dad will fit in a cradle.
Peanut: So we'll build a dad-sized one.
Jelly: Phew. We're gonna need a lot of supplies.
Peanut: I bet Dad'll help.
Pinch: Good thinking, Peanut.
Butter: (waving her arms excitedly) Cwadle, yay!

(Scene change to the Otter household. Opal is shown hanging laundry and she watches with a smile as the kids pass by with a wheelbarrow of supplies.)

Peanut: Thanks for helping out, Dad!
Ernest: (offscreen) My pleasure.

(Everyone chatters noisily and excitedly as they set to work.)

Walter: (walking up to Peanut and Jelly) Kids! Could you please be a little quieter? You're making a terrible racket.

(The kids step aside and present to Walter the finished cradle.)

Pinch: We made it for you, Daddy. To help you sleep.
Walter: A cradle? For me? You really outdid yourselves. What a sweet idea.

(He lays down in it and it starts to rock. An instrumental of Brahm's Lullaby plays.)

Jelly: (rocking the cradle) How does it feel? Comfy?
Walter: Yes, it's very restful. (The headboard breaks and it falls. The camera cuts to Scootch as Walter is heard tumbling.)
Scootch: Oops! Sorry, my fault.

(Walter is shown laying in the broken remains of the cradle.)

Walter: Um, great work, kids, but I guess I'm too big for a cradle.

(Slide wipe to Jelly, who is swinging Butter on a tire swing. The others are standing or sitting around, dejected.)

Jelly: We've tried everything to help Mr. Raccoon sleep.
Peanut: But nothing's worked.
Jelly: (as a ding sound effect plays) Hey, I know something we haven't tried.
Flick: My super-hypnotic magic duck powers? (Scootch covers his mouth and giggles.)
Jelly: No! The Noodle Dance.

(The Noodle Dance sequence begins immediately. The others dance happily while Peanut stands still. Scootch hops over to where he is and dances a bit. Peanut gives in and starts dancing.)

Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the Noodle Dance.

(A light bulb appears over Jelly's head and the sequence ends.)

Jelly: I've got it!
Pinch: Shh! Not so loud.
Jelly: Right. Shh. That's my idea.

(She goes into a fantasy sequence and glue is shown covering the screen, then all of Lake Hoohaw.)

Jelly: We'll cover all of Lake Hoohaw in glue, so everybody will get stuck and won't be able to move.
Pinch: Sure. If nobody can move, nobody can do anything to wake up my Dad. (The sequence ends.)
Peanut: Great idea. But I don't think we've got enough glue to do that.
Jelly: We'll just have to pretend! Okay? Nobody move!

(Everybody stands completely still. A small branch falls from a tree and Peanut rushes over and catches it before it hits the ground.)

Peanut: Shh.

(Pinch belongs humming melodically.)
Jelly: Shh! What are you doing?!
Pinch: Sorry. I'm humming. But I'll hum softer. This song helps me think.

(Sounds of snoring are heard. Baby Butter has fallen asleep.)

Jelly: It doesn't just help you think. It helps Butter sleep.
Peanut: Yeah. Just like your dad and the birds.
Pinch: Now that gives me and idea.

(The group walks up outside the window. Pinch begins humming and the others join. The larks fly into the tree. The group begins singing a song. As the song begins, Jelly covers Flick's beak.)

~~~Oodelee, Oodelay~~~

[Peanut, Jelly, Pinch]

Mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm, mmm, mmm
Oodelee, oodelay
Oodelee, oodelay
Sleep my neighbor
Sleep through the day
All my friends are quiet at play
So sleep as sunlight fills up the sky
Close your eyes and sleep

Oodelee, oodelay
Oodelee, oodelay

[Jelly]

(He's asleep!)

(sound of Walter Raccoon snoring, extended instrumental break)

[Peanut, Jelly and Pinch]

Close your eyes and sleep.

(Scene change. The recycling boat is shown from the outside as Walter gives his speech. As Walter continues, he is shown speaking inside.)

Walter: And so, one person's trash is another person's treasure. That's my motto. And as some of the youngsters proved today, a little imagination can help ya' think up the answer to any problem.

(Mayor Jeff is shown wheeling in a birdbath containing the two larks. As Walter continues to speak, sounds of snoring can be heard.)

Walter: I dedicate these recycled things to the energetic and creative kids of Lake Hoohaw.

(Walter looks shocked. The scene changes to show that Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Flick, Pinch and Scootch are all sound asleep.)

Walter: (as a tinkly instrumental of "Oodelee, Oodelay" plays) Oh my. Did my little speech put them to sleep?
Wanda: (covering Pinch with a blanket) No, dear. They're just totally worn out from trying to put you to sleep.
Walter: (giggling, as the shot shows the outside of the boat) Can you imagine that? Ha ha!

(The adults all laugh and the scene fades to black. During the closing credits, instrumentals of "Theme of Sergeant Gravel" [from "Sergeant Gravel to the Rescue"] and "Oodelee, Oodelay" are played.)

Transcript - Munchy's Sinking Feeling

2009-09-14T18:42:00.001-07:00

Be sure to thank Agent0042, because he has provided us with another PB+J Otter transcipt. Thanks!

"Munchy's Sinking Feeling"

Written by Anne Baumgarten and Bruce Shelly
Music for Songs by Jeffrey Lodin, Lyrics for Songs by William Squier
Transcribed by Agent0042
(This story reminds me of "Cry Buggie" from "Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends." Squirt was upset that he wouldn't be able to play soccerberry because he hurt his ankle. He didn't want to cry, though, because Dragon had said that crying was for babies.)

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter

Walter Raccoon

Ernest: "Munchy's Sinking Feeling"

(A triumphant theme plays and a toy boat is shown sailing in the water, attached to a small rope.)

Munchy: Smooth waters ahead, Captain! (makes wind noises) Watch out for pirates! Full speed ahead!
Walter: (approaching with his recycling boat) Easy. Easy, now.

(Peanut, Jelly and Pinch are out walking when Jelly spots...)

Jelly: Huh? I don't think Munchy sees the recycling boat.
Peanut: I don't think the recycling boat sees Munchy!
Pinch: (covering her eyes) I don't think I'll watch.
Peanut: Look out, Munchy!
Jelly: Stop! Look out! (sound of clunk and boat shattering)
Munchy: (observing the pieces) My boat!
Walter: Sorry. Really, really sorry. I'll get ya' a new one.
Munchy: Thank you, but I don't want a new one. My dad chewed me that boat special. I've had it since I was born.
Walter: (picking up a bunch of toys) Would you like some of these toys the Snootie Poodles threw out? They toss out bushels of 'em every morning.
Munchy: (as Peanut, Jelly and Pinch approach) No thank you. I think I'll just go home now.
Jelly: We're sorry, Munchy. (Munchy starts to walk away, then stops.)
Peanut: Yeah. We know you loved that boat.
Pinch: It's no wonder you're starting to cry.
Munchy: Cry? No, not me! Never! Babies cry. Wimps cry. I--I'm too big for crying. Maybe I'll see you guys sometime. I gotta go. (He walks away.)
Jelly: We can't let him be this sad!
Peanut: So what can we do?
Jelly: Well, there must be a hundred ways to cheer him up. Hmm. Maybe we can give him something to replace his boat. Like a rock, or a leaf, or... (gasps) Your Bucky Space Beaver doll!
Peanut: Bucky Spacebeaver action figure! (Jelly grabs for it.) Huh?! (grabbing back) A-and I'm keeping him!
Jelly: Munchy'll just play with him for a while!
Peanut: (holding on to the doll) No!
Pinch: I know how you feel, Peanut. I have a favorite doll too.
Peanut: Bucky Spacebeaver is not a doll! He's an action figure!
Pinch: What's the difference?
Peanut: (as a heroic theme plays) He's the fearless conquerer of distant galaxies and unknown asteroids!
Jelly: And right now, Munchy needs to play with him! You could share it for a little while, couldn't you?
Peanut: I could? Yeah, I guess I could. (He hands the doll to Jelly.)
Jelly: (running off) Munchy, wait up? (Peanut frowns.)
Pinch: (approaching Peanut and putting a hand on his shoulder) Jelly's right, Peanut. No matter what it takes to make Munchy feel better, you, I mean, we, should do it.
Peanut: (nonchalant) Yeah, I guess.
Pinch: Ask yourself this, Peanut-- what would Bucky Spacebeaver do if a friend really needed his help?
Peanut: Munchy, Jelly, wait for us! We wanna help!

(Walter Raccoon watches the scene as everyone tries to help Munchy. They head for the Otter family houseboat.)

Peanut: (inside a box decorated like a rocket ship) Okay, Munchy. Pretend I'm trapped up here on this damaged space station. So you and Bucky Spacebeaver have to come and rescue me.
Munchy: I sure wish some superhero could have rescued my boat. (sitting down and putting down the doll) Bucky doesn't feel like going into space right now.
Pinch: (holding a tray of cookies shaped like fish) Have a happy fish cookie, Munchy. Whenever I eat a happy fish cookie, I feel like smiling.
Munchy: (taking the cookie) I used to eat cookies when I played with my boat. (sets down the cookie) Right now, I'm not so hungry.

(Peanut and Pinch shrug. Scene change-- Pinch heads inside the houseboat.)

Pinch: Jelly? Making Munchy happy is going to be harder than we thought.
Jelly: Don't worry, Pinch. When Munchy sees this, he'll bust out laughing. (She presents Butter, who is decorated as a clown.)
Butter: Tee hee hee hee.
Jelly: Show Pinch what we've been practicing.
Butter: Hee hee hee. Hee hee hee. (walks up to Pinch and squirts in the face with water from her bottle)
Pinch: Aaahh!
Butter: (exiting the houseboat) Funny, funny!
Pinch: Uh huh, great. You give that a try. But just in case that doesn't work, I'm going for help. (She leaves. Butter walks to Munchy and taps him on the shoulder.)
Jelly: Butter wants to do a trick I showed her. Okay, Butter!
Butter: Funny, funny! (She does a handstand. Peanut and Jelly giggle unconvincingly.)
Peanut: Wow, that's a big laugh.
Jelly: (speaking at the same time as Peanut) Funny clown!
Munchy: One time I played that my boat took a whole circus across the ocean.
Butter: (standing on her head) Not funny?

(Munchy shakes his head and starts to walk away.)

Peanut and Jelly: Munchy?
Peanut: I've got an idea. Hey, Munchy, how about a real fun game of catch.

(He removes a ball from the pretend spaceship and throws it at Munchy, but Munchy doesn't even try to catch it. It just bounces off his chest.)

Munchy: I don't feel like catch. (turns his back on Peanut)
Peanut: Nothing's working.
Jelly: Pinch went to get Flick. Maybe he can help.
Flick: (from offscreen) Hey, Munchy! (approaches quickly, panting for breath) I hear that...
Munchy: Not me. I'm not crying. That's for sure. I'm not. (sniffles slightly)
Butter: (approaching Flick) Tee hee hee hee!
Flick: (picking Butter up and placing her on his head) Hey! How do you like my clown hat?
Butter: Tee hee hee hee.
Munchy: Yeah. Funny.
Flick: Munchy, speaking of hats, hear's a joke. Why did the turkey cross the road?
Munchy: He was looking for his boat?
Flick: Na-a-ah! The turkey crossed the road...
Jelly: ...to prove he wasn't chicken!
Flick: (looks irritated, but decides to let it go) Yeah! To prove he wasn't chicken!

(He places his hands to the side of head and laughs wildly, then falls on the ground clutches himself laughing.)

Munchy: Oh. Then where was his boat?
Jelly: We're just making him sadder.
Flick: He hasn't heard my best one yet! (gets up and runs back to Munchy) Hey, Munch-- here's one you'll love. Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?
Munchy: I don't know. Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?
Flick: Because it wouldn't fit through the door! Ha ha ha ha ha! I quack myself up! Ha ha. Oh, that's even funnier! I quack myself up! A ha, t'cha! I'm a duck, get it?! A ha ha, ha ha ha... (drumroll, Flick places his hands in his head and looks sad.) Tough crowd.
Pinch: (counting on her fingers) Games don't work, clowns don't work, jokes don't work. Well, bad jokes don't work. Nothing works.
Peanut and Jelly: Hmm...
Jelly: Well, Munchy likes funny songs.
Peanut: You're a genius, Jelly! (walks over to Munchy) Hey, Munchy!

~~~Laugh it Out~~~

[Peanut]

(Hey, Munchy!)
When you need a giggle
Give a little wiggle
How you gonna pout, waddlin' about?

[Jelly]

Try a little wobble
Shakin' like a blobble
Take the way you're feelin' and laugh it out

[Peanut, Jelly, Flick and Pinch]

Go to where the giggles grow, deep down inside
Never knew a hee-hee-ho-ho-ho
Ya' had to hide

[Flick]

Flappin' like a duck-o
Make you wanna chuckle
What's a day without flippin' like a trout?

[Peanut, Jelly, Flick and Pinch]

Feelin' really doofy, get a little goofy
Take the way you're feelin' and laugh it out
Waddle wobble, waddle wiggle
Twirlin' like a whirly-giggle
Take the way you're feeling and laugh it out
Tada!

[Munchy]

(I used to sing songs to my boat.)

Pinch: He's gonna cry.
Peanut: Hey, Munchy, you don't wanna cry. You wanna laugh.
Flick: Yeah. Turn that geezer frown upside-down.
Munchy: What frown? I'm laughing. Eh. Now will everybody just excuse me please? (walks away)
Pinch: Everything we do just makes him sadder and sadder.
Jelly: Then we've gotta do something we haven't thought of yet. Let's noodle!
Pinch: Great idea!
Butter: Noodle, noodle!

(The Noodle Dance sequence begins. Peanut stands still for just a couple of seconds and then starts dancing.)

Noodle, noodle, do the Noodle Dance

Flick: I've got it! A tickle machine! (funky techno music plays as Flick imagines his idea)
Munchy: (giggles uncontrollably as the machine tickles him, fantasy sequence ends)
Jelly: Where do we get one, Flick?
Flick: Uh. Hey, I'm an idea guy. You all can work out the details.
Peanut: That's a pretty big detail, Flick.
Flick: (walking over to the pretend spaceship and sitting down) Yeah, okay, you're right.
Pinch: Flick, you're a genius!
Flick: I always thought so, up 'til now.
Pinch: But you are. That box. It's just what we need.
Flick: It is?
Pinch: Sure. We could use it to build Munchy a big new boat.

(She imagines Munchy sailing out at sea on a big new boat.)

Peanut: (as the fantasy is shown) That box is cardboard, Pinch. I'm afraid it'd get soggy and sink. (The boat is shown sinking.)

Munchy: Whoa, oh! (fantasy sequence ends)
Pinch: Hmm. (imagines new idea) Then we get a special waterproof paint and paint it all over the box. (sequence ends)
Peanut: Great idea! Do we have any waterproof paint?
Pinch: Nope, sorry. But look at Munchy now!

(Munchy is just now picking up the Bucky Spacebeaver doll.)

Pinch: He's got the Bucky Spacebeaver doll.
Peanut: (crossing his arms) It's an action figure!
Jelly: (putting her hand on Peanut's shoulder) Rigght. And I know how we can cheer him up! (poking Peanut in the face) Peanut, you really want to cheer him up, right?
Peanut: Well, yeah.
Jelly: So it's okay? You're with me?
Peanut: (throwing up his hands) Sure, if it makes Munchy happy.

(Jelly walks over to Munchy.)

Jelly: Isn't Bucky Spacebeaver great?
Munchy: Uh yeah, kinda.
Jelly: You can keep him for as long as you want! Right, Peanut?
Peanut: What?! (rubs the back of his head) Well, okay. As long as "as long as he wants" isn't that long.
Jelly: Bucky Spacebeaver's better than any old boat. He won't break, he won't sink, he can be your new favorite toy!
Peanut: (rushing over) Wait!
Jelly: Take it! Keep him! Have fun!
Peanut: (clutching his head) Oh no. I don't think I can do this!
Pinch: (walking up to Jelly) Jelly, this isn't going to work.
Jelly: How come?

(The "camera" briefly shows Peanut wearing a big wobbling frown, as if he's going to cry.)

Pinch: Because now Peanut's gonna cry.
Jelly: You're right. Now we've got two people to try to make happy.
Pinch: (rubbing her right eye) All this sadness is making me feel like crying. (She does, then there is a ding sound effect and she smiles.) There. I feel much better.
Jelly: Wow. Maybe that'll work for Munchy and Peanut! (walking over to Munchy) Go ahead and cry. (walks over to Peanut) It's okay!
Peanut: (shaking his head) Not me. (pokes himself in the chest) I'm not gonna cry. (points to Munchy) Are you?
Munchy: Not me. (puts his arms to the side and adopts a fierce look) Crying is for babies.
Peanut: (eyes closed and finger pointing) Yeah! Big kids don't cry. (He crosses his arms.)
Munchy: (crossing his arms too) No crying! Never!
Peanut and Munchy: Hmph!

(They give each other a look as if coming to an agreement. They then turn face forward and bawl their eyes out. They embrace, then stop crying. Both get looks of surprise, then smile. They release each other.)

Peanut: Hey, I feel better!
Munchy: Yeah, me too. Much better.
Pinch: Sometimes you just have to let your sad feelings out.
Peanut: I guess when ya' have to cry, ya' have to cry.
Munchy: Yeah. (closes his eyes and smiles, points to himself) Even big guys like me.
Peanut: Even anyone. Hey, Munchy, you can play with my Bucky Spacebeaver for as long as you want.
Munchy: (holding out the doll) But he's your favorite.
Peanut: Yeah.
Munchy: You would share your favorite toy with me for as long as I want.
Peanut: It would be okay. I'm not sad anymore.
Munchy: (frowning) Well, I'm still sad about losing my boat, (smiles) but not too sad. Here. (hands back the doll) You wanna play catch?
Peanut: Sure!
Munchy: Come on!

(They race away. Scene change. The two play catch with the ball seen earlier and giggle.)

Peanut: I've got it! Here you go, Munchy!
Flick: (who is watching with the others) I still think my tickle machine would have worked.
Walter: (running towards the group) Oh, there you are, laddie. Been lookin' for you from the recycle boat to Babblberry Hill. (holds out Munchy's boat, ding sound effect) Here.
Munchy: My boat!
Walter: Yep. Felt really bad when I caused that shipwreck. So I fished all the pieces out of the lake and fixed her up.
Peanut: Wow. It looks good as new.
Munchy: Thank you so much, Mr. Raccoon.
Walter: My pleasure. (pats him on the head) Next time, we've both gotta be more careful.
Munchy: Aye aye, sir. Hey, would Bucky Spacebeaver like a boat ride?
Peanut: Would he? Full speed ahead!

(Scene change. The Otter family is out on the deck of the houseboat late at night, just before bedtime.)

Jelly: It makes me sad to think we were just making Munchy sadder.
Peanut: How sad?
Jelly: Well, I'm not gonna cry about it.
Peanut: Go ahead. You'll feel better.
Ernest: The truth is, sometimes I cry.
Opal: Grown-ups do, you know. All right, Butter, it's time for bed.
Butter: (crossing her arms) No bed.
Peanut: Uh oh. Ya' think she's gonna cry?
Jelly: Quick! Get the tickle machine!

(She and butter race over to Butter and they tickle her.)

Peanut and Jelly: Tickle tickle tickle. Ticky ticky ticky.

(The music from the tickle machine fantasy sequence plays. Everyone laughs. During the closing credits, instrumentals of "When Are We Gonna Get There?" and "Laugh it Out" play.

PB&J Otter - Season 4 Episode 1 is complete

2009-09-14T18:08:00.000-07:00

Finally, I have made the last of my edits and additions to the script, and "Lights, Camera, Otter" is finally complete. You can read it through this link:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/19753042/Lights-Camera-Otter

I will be running a poll for everyone to say if they liked it or not. I'm starting work on "Scootch and the Magic Tree" right now. I can't say exactly when I'll be done with it, but once I've got enough done, I'll post a preview on Scribd.

Oodelay, PB&J Fans!

New Episodes for Season 4

2009-08-25T20:06:00.000-07:00

I'm really sorry for not posting in a month and a day. Things just got in the way. But I have many new episodes planned for Season 4. Here are some of them.

Needle Little Help:
Flick tells Scootch about getting shots. That night, he has a nightmare, and he is shocked to find out that the next day, he has to get a shot himself. His friends try to come up with a way to help him realize that shots aren't so bad.

Notes:

- Scootch talks more than usual in this episode, but his vocabulary is still limited.

- Scootch's nightmare has scenes like these ones that I have sketched out:

Another Singin' Kid:
The kids are going to perform a singing concert for everyone in Lake Hoohaw. Flick is nervous about it, mainly because he doesn't sing very well. What will he do now?

Notes:

- This episode is paired with the above one.

- This is the first time we see Flick crying

- This episode idea comes from a dream I had that was like this:

I was Flick for some weird reason. It was announced that there was a singing concert on Lake Hoohaw that the kids were preparing for. While in PB&J's room, PB&J tried to help me improve my singing since, of course, I felt that I was a horrible singer.

The first day of practice came and I was nervous. I actually ended up singing perfectly until the very end where I sang off-key. I said that the practice was pretty good. Peanut then said that it was actually the concert. "What?? I thought this was practice, and you're telling me this was the real thing?!" I asked in shock. "Yeah, but--" Jelly started. "Forget it," I said. "I'm outta here."

I ran into the woods where I sat on a rock and decided to cry on a rock before I woke up (yes, my dreams are sometimes like that). The kids came to me and Jelly asked, "Flick, are you crying?" "Yeah. I'm crying. What are you going to do about it?" I replied sarcastically. Pinch said, "It's okay, Flick. Nobody noticed that you messed up." "Sure they did," I said, still sarcastically. "They have ears!"

That was when I woke up.

- Flick's sarcasm will be toned down due to it being extreme for the show.

Oodelay, Bikini Bottom:
Sandy has almost everyone in Bikini Bottom gathered into her treedome where she presents her newest invention--a new and improved version of the device that morphed SpongeBob and Squidward together in "SquidBob TentaclePants." She has everyone come inside to test it out. It does teleport them somewhere, but it still malfunctions. Instead of teleporting them to somewhere in Bikini Bottom, it teleports them right into Lake Hoohaw--a completely different dimension.

Mayor Jeff notices an octopus (Squidward) in the water. "Oh no. Not another sea monster" he says, referencing "The Thing That Almost Ate Hoohaw." He then relizes that it is, in fact, an octopus. The kids end up finding out about this and go with Mayor Jeff to get a closer look.

When they go inside Mayor Jeff's submarine and see the majority of Bikni Bottom's residents, they are at first scared to approach them. But the kids come to the conclusion that it would be best to give it a try rather than just avoid them and not bother to even find out who they are.

Fortunately, because the ever-prepared Sandy brought water helmets, the Binki Bottom residents are able to go onto the surface instead of staying in the water. Everyone is introduced. They all becomes friends and start having fun with each other. SpongeBob and Patrick are instant fans of the Noodle Dance, and SpongeBob tries to do all he can to get Squidward to do it.

But later, it turns out that there are still some citizens of Bikini Bottom left, one of which includes Plankton. Plankton has stolen the Krabby Patty formula and is making more Krabby Patties than you can count, making buckets of money from those of the Biknibottomites that are still there.

Sandy has to build a new teleportation device to get them back to Bikini Bottom. But the problem is, she doesn't have the right parts with her. The Snooties, as one would expect, have them, though. But how can everyone convince them to share their parts?

Notes:

- This is a movie-length idea.

- This is the first PB&J Otter crossover.

- SpongeBob and Patrick sleep in PB&J's old bed.

The Long, Long Wait:
Jelly sees a Limited Edition Commander Casserole and Lord Gravy Action Figure Set advertised on TV, and she really wants it. So, she sends in to have it delivered. The problem is, she is so anxious to get it that she litterally sits by the dock and waits...and waits...and waits... Will anything draw her away from there?

Notes:

- An annual Pompalope Festival plays in this episode.

- In one scene, a section of the audio from the song, "The Legend of Johnny Pompalope," can be heard.

Zit's No Big Deal:
Peanut looks in the bathroom mirror one day and notices that he has a zit on his face. He does whatever he can to hide it, but it becomes a bigger and bigger challenge to hide overtime. Can he get the courage to tell his parents about it before he goes crazy?

Notes:

- This is the first time any character is seen with acne.

- The title is a parody of the song, "It's No Big Deal," from "Munchy's No Big Deal."

- This episode is paired with the below one.

Peanut's Bad Habit:
Peanut has a bad habit of biting his nails, but it's getting worse and worse by the minute. Can anything help him learn to control his habit?

Notes:

- Peanut tells lies in this episode in a similar way that he did in "Bagpipe Blues."

- Peanut struggles to Noodle Dance, due to the fact that he's trying to cover his zit.

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Sorry. I have a lot more ideas, but I have forgotten some of them, though one of my friends has saved a lot of them. I will add those missing ones once I am able to.

More for the Season 4 Fanfics

2009-07-24T04:28:00.000-07:00

I have been talking with my friends, and we've come up with more episode ideas:

Hiccup and At 'Em:
Scootch gets the hiccups and everyone tries to find a way to cure them. However, none of their ideas are working.

Notes:

- This episode is paired with the episode below.

- Scootch appologizes for each hiccup.

The Mysterious Sleepwalker:
Munchy has a problem. Every night, he walks in his sleep and unknowingly causes chaos on Lake Hoohaw. Everyone tries to find a way to stop this, but how can they break something like that?

Notes:

- This is a sequel to Munchy's No Big Deal.

- Flick dreams of fighting crime with Mallard Man in some scenes.

Stuck on Jelly:
Scootch starts to develop a crush on Jelly, but he gets nervous around her.

Notes:

- This is paired with the episode below.

Babysitting Gone Wild:
Wanda (Pinch and Scootch's mom) asks Pinch to watch Scootch for the day while she's at work. But Pinch attends Ballet School that same day. With that, she asks Jelly to babysit Scootch for her. Jelly accepts, but can she handle it?

Notes:

- This takes place after the episode before.

The New Neighbors:
A family of squirrels moves into Lake Hoohaw, but everyone is hesitant to get to know them, thus they start making up rumors about them.

Notes:

- The names of the Squirrel family are:

Father: Scott Squirrel

Mother: Sarah Squirrel

Sister 1: Samantha Squirrel

Sister 2: Sophie Squirrel

Brother 1: Sammy Squirrel

Brother 2: Steve Squirrel

- This is a double-length episode.

Scootch's Birthday:
Scootch is very excited because today is his birthday. But one of the characters* has forgotten about it.

*We're going to have a vote on who forgets his birthday!

Notes:

- This is the first time we see Scootch's birthday celebrated.

- This is paired with the episode below.

Wrestlemania:
Flick sees wrestling on TV and decides that he wants to become a wrestler himself. His friends try to show him how crazy that idea is.

Notes:

- This is the first time there has ever been wrestling in the show. (The violence in the wrestling is extremely toned down for obvious reasons)

Munchy Hearts Art:
Everybody is painting their own pictures. They all like each other's paintings--except for Munchy's. They unintentionally make him feel bad about his painting, so he vows to never paint another thing again.

Notes:

- This is paired with the below episode.

- This is the first time everyone has been shown painting in a group.

Make Way for the Bully:
Peanut encounters a bully named "Horseradish" on Lake Hoohaw one day. He doesn't go away, so he has to figure out how to deal with him.

Notes:

- This is the first time an actual bully is shown in the show.

I'm Not Peanut:
Peanut gets a bump on his head and gets the idea that he is Jelly. The others try to figure out how to get him to realize that he is not Jelly and restore his memory.

Notes:

- Peanut says a lot of the things that Jelly would normally throughout the period of time in the episode that he thinks he's Jelly.

- This is paired with the below episode.

Scootch's Beginnings:
Everyone recalls the day that the Raccoons moved into Lake Hoohaw and how they didn't like Scootch at first, but Butter convinced them that he wasn't as bad as they thought he was.

Notes:

- Sequel to Bubbles' Beginnings.

Without Scootch:
Scootch has done so much damage lately that Pinch decides that she wishes she never had a little brother. That night, she has a dream where she lives with Wanda and Walter as an only child.

Notes:

- This is the first time we see a chacter's dream for an extended period of time.

- This a double-length episode.

Whew! That's a lot of episodes. It took me forever to type this up. There are more my friends and I have come up with, but I'll get to posting those later because I've got other stuff I need to do.

Oodelay, PB&J fans!

Transcript - Ducking Out on Valentine's Day

2009-07-24T04:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry this was late, but I finally got to posting it. Thanks, Agent0042!

"Ducking Out on Valentine's Day"

Written by Anne Baumgarten and Bruce Shelly
Songs by Fred Newman and Dan Sawyer
Transcribed by Agent0042
(Happy Valentine's Day in early July.)

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Eddie Korbich as Ootsie Snooty
Eddie Korbich as Bootsie Snooty
Bruce Bayley Johnson as Mayor Jeff
Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Corinne Orr as Shirley Duck
Cap'n Crane (non-speaking)
Mrs. Connie Crane (non-speaking)

Mayor Jeff: "Ducking Out on Valentine's Day"

(The scene focuses in on Ernest, who appears to be punching some figures into a calculator. Ootsie and Bootsie pull up on a boat attached to a large freight vessel.)

Ootsie and Bootsie: Mr. Otter!
Ernest: (waving) Good morning, Ootsie! Good morning, Bootsie!
Ootsie: You're so right, Mr. Otter.
Bootsie: It is a good morning.
Ootsie: To do us a favor.
Bootsie: We want all our little friends to get our gigantic Valentines. (She indicates large boxes stamped with hearts. Ernest looks stunned.) But we're off on a luxury ski trip to Mount Poodle. So could you keep them here until the big Valentine picnic?
Ootsie: And then pass them out?
Ernest: Well, I'd be happy to.
Ootsie: (on a bone phone) Attention, all hands.
Bootsie: (also on a bone phone) Unload the Valentines! (a big hook unloads a single set of boxes out of the many)
Ernest: How do I know who gets what?
Ootsie: We put the names
Bootsie: on every box. Thank you, Mr. Otter!
Ootsie: Thanks a lot! (They speed away. Ernest is splashed.)
Ernest: Don't mention it.

(Scene change. Ernest is unloading the many Valentines.)

Peanut: Hi, Dad!
Flick: Hello, Mr. Otter.
Jelly: What's that stuff?
Ernest: Ootsie and Bootsie left their Valentines for me to pass out at the big picnic.
Jelly: Wow! These are gigantic.
Peanut: Wonder what's in 'em. Babbleberry candies, I hope.
Jelly: (holding up one of the Valentines, which are heart-shaped) Look, Peanut. Here's one with your name on it.
Peanut: And here's one for you, Jel.
Flick: Here's Munchy's. And Pinch's.
Jelly: Here's Butter's.
Peanut: Scootch's.
Flick: (grabbing and tossing aside many Valentines) Mine? Where's mine? Cheese and quackers, where is it?!

(Scene change. Flick and the others have apparently gone through numerous Valentines, but couldn't find Flick's.)

Peanut: I don't get it. There's gotta be a Valentine for you.
Flick: Huh. Right. There's "gotta" be. But we checked six times and there isn't.
Peanut: Sorry, Flick.
Flick: Hey, it's no skin off my beak. Who cares?
Jelly: You care.
Flick: Me? No way. Never! I'm glad I didn't get one. I don't like Valentines. (crosses his arms) Huh! (accidentally kicks against one of the boxes and starts hopping up and done, clutching his foot) Ouch! I gotta go. I'm late for my... foot doctor appointment.
Jelly: He's just pretending he doesn't want a Valentine.
Peanut: Yeah. And if the Snooties didn't give him one, we will. Come on.
Jelly: All right.

(Scene change. Focus in on the Otter family houseboat, where they're working on Valentines.)

Jelly: Butter, can you give me back my red crayon?
Butter: (giggles as she finishes her Valentine, then hands over the crayon)
Jelly: Thanks. I need this to write Flick's name on his Valentine.
Flick: Hey, you guys. What's up?
Peanut: Nothing.
Jelly: Yeah, nothing.
Flick: Are you sure?
Peanut and Jelly: Uh huh.
Flick: All that nothing you're making looks to me like Valentines.
Peanut: Well, maybe. Kind of.
Flick: Ya better not be making Valentines for me.
Jelly: How come?
Flick: (holding out his hand, closing his eyes and turning his head to the side) 'Cause I don't want any. Waste of paper, waste of paste, waste of doilies. Don't give me a Valentine. Ever.
Jelly: Maybe just a little one?
Flick: No. Tear it up. Throw it away. If you don't, I'll be mad at you past Hoohaw Halloween. (He stalks off.)
Peanut: He's just saying that.
Jelly: But do we give him one, or don't we?

(Slide wipe to Munchy, who is nibbling out wooden Valentines.)

Flick: Hey, Munch. What are you sinking your teeth into now?
Munchy: (holding a partially chewed Valentine) Uh, nothing.
Flick: (grabbing it) Let me see. It's a Valentine!
Munchy: (trying to grab it back) Maybe.
Flick: (letting go) Well, it'd better not be for me.
Munchy: (falling over because Flick suddenly let go) How come.
Flick: I don't like Valentines. (crossing his arms) They're for babies. Whatever you do, don't give me on.
Munchy: Well, okay. If that's what you don't want, that's what you won't get.
Flick: Good. That's what I want. (holding out his arms as if waving off the idea of Valentines) No Valentines.

(Scene change to Raccoon family houseboat. Pinch is taking some Valentine cookies out of the oven.)

Pinch: (singing) Will you be my Valentine? / I'll be yours and you'll be mine.
Flick: Hey! My beak just sneaked the smell of cookies!
Pinch: Valentine cookies. My mom's helping me make them for the big picnic tomorrow. (She and her mom hug.)
Flick: (waving his arms) Warning! Important warning! Ya bettern ot be making any for me.
Pinch: What did you say?
Flick: I said, don't give me cookie Valentines. (checking off on his fingers) Or paper Valentines, or wooden Valentines, Or any other kinda Valentines. (slams the door)

(Scene change. Mayor Jeff is giving direction to the Cranes, who are holding a large banner with a heart in their beaks.)

Mayor Jeff: Okay. Higher! Higher! (Flick peeks at the action from behind a bush.) That's perfect! Well, hello there, Flick. Did you come to help us get ready for the big picnic?
Flick: (folding his arms behind his back) Uh, no, Mayor Jeff. I, uh, can't. Gotta go..home. Right now. (dashes off)
Mayor Jeff: Well, be sure to come back tomorrow! This'll be the best Valentine's Day Lake Hoohaw has ever had. (The Cranes drop the banner on top of his head.)

(Scene change. Flick is at home in his bedroom, looking at himself in a handheld mirror.)

Flick: So, Flick, can you go to that picnic? No way. Not when everybody else'll get Valentines and I won't. Oh. So, tell me, what can I do? What?! (starts pacing) Need an idea. A brilliant idea. Maybe I should use my noodle. (stops pacing) Hey, you're right! I knew I could count on me. We'll do a Noodle Dance.

(He starts tapping his forehead and the Noodle Dance music starts. The Noodle Dance background appears.)

Noodle, noodle, do the Noodle Dance
Use your little ducky brain

Flick: We got it! I'll build a big, gigantic rain machine and rain on the picnic so they don't have one.

(In Flick's fantasy sequence, a rain-making machine flies overhead and douses everyone with rain. It knocks down the banner.)

Peanut and Pinch: Huh?! Ahhh! (They run off. End of fantasy sequence.)
Flick: But then nobody else would have any fun. Keep thinkin'. Maybe I could pretend to be sick. Then, I wouldn't have to go.

(He imagines himself with a compress on his head and a thermometer in his beak, all the way to the top.)

Mrs. Duck: (holding out a spoon of medicine) Here you go, Flick.
Flick: Bleh! (end sequence) Ugh. Sick is no fun. Maybe I could run away.

(He imagines himself on a train, at sunset, playing a harmonica, a small sack tied on a stick. In the distance, a wolf is shown howling.)

Flick: No. Mom would be sad. And it would be too lonely. The only Valentine I'd get would be from myself. (ding sound) Hey, that's it. Whoa! I could send myself some Valentines. Dozens. Hundreds. Woo-hoo!

(Slide-wipe to Flick's kitchen, where he's now at the table, making himself Valentines.)

Mrs. Duck: Hi, Flick. Ooh, you're making Valentines for all your friends. (hugging him) Aren't you thoughtful and sweet?
Flick: Uh, Mom, these aren't for my friends.
Mrs. Duck: Then who are they for?
Flick: W-well.. me.
Mrs. Duck: You're giving all those to yourself. But why?
Flick: Because I'm not gonna get any from anybody else.
Mrs. Duck: That's silly, Flick. Of course you'll get Valentines.
Flick: Not now. I talked to Peanut, I talked to Jelly, I talked to everybody. I told them I didn't want any Valentines.
Mrs. Duck: Flick, honey, it might have been better to tell your friends how you really felt.
Flick: Oh. That's too hard.
Mrs. Duck: Well, it is hard, Flick. But it sounds to me like not telling your friends how you feel is making you one miserable duck.
Flick: Yeah, you're right. After what I told everybody, the only Valentines I'll get are my own scribbly ones. Hmm.
Mrs. Duck: Well, cheer up. You can still go the Valentine picnic and have lots of fun.
Flick: Fun? Now? You're kidding, right?
Mrs. Duck: It's always more fun to give Valentines than to get them.
Flick: Even ones that are scribbly?
Mrs. Duck: Well, you'll find out tomorrow.

(Scene change to the next day. Mayor Jeff is standing in front of the banner.)

Mayor Jeff: I hereby declare that the Hoohaw Valentine's Day Picnic is about to begin. 1 2 3...
Mayor Jeff, Peanut, Butter and Jelly: Happy Valentine's Day! (all cheer)
Jelly: Hey!
Peanut: Hey, Flick.
Flick: (pulling out three Valentine cards) They're kinda scribbly. Go ahead, laugh at 'em. Happy Valentine's Day, Peanut. Happy Valentine's Day, Jelly and Butter.
Peanut: Thanks, Flick.
Jelly: Yeah, thank you.
Butter: 'ank you.
Flick: I know you won't give me any back because I asked you not to.
Peanut: Yeah, you did.
Flick: Well, I didn't really, really, exactly kinda mean it. But next year I won't do that, so you can give me Valentines then?
Jelly: (reaching behind her back) You won't have to wait till next year. Here. (Both she and Peanut present cards.) Happy Valentine's Day, Flick.
Peanut: Happy Valentine's Day, Flick.
Flick: Hmm? Wow. You made me Valentines after I told you not to.
Jelly: We really, really kinda sorta didn't believe you.
Peanut: We knew you'd really feel just as good about getting ours as we feel about getting yours.
Pinch: (approaching with her cookies) Happy Valentine's Day, Flick.
Flick: Wow, Pinch, thanks. You didn't believe me either?
Pinch: (shaking her head) Nope.
Munchy: Me neither.
Flick: Huh?
Munchy: Happy Valentine's Day.
Flick: Man, thanks. And here! I got Valentines for you guys, if you don't mind scribbly. (sound of horn honking)
Ootsie: Flick, we found it!
Flick: Huh?
Bootsie: Your Valentine!
Ootsie: It fell behind the thousand inch plasma screen TV on our limo boat. We came back early from our luxury ski trip
Bootsie: so we could be sure you got it.

(Ootsie pushes a button on the mini-car they're driving and a box unloads from a panel in the car.)

Ootsie and Bootsie: Happy Valentine's Day!
Flick: Thanks, guys. Am I lucky duck or what? Happy Valentine's Day right back at you. (hands them each Valentines)
Ootsie: These are great.
Bootsie: Scribbly is really in this year.
Jelly: Well, after all his worry, Flick got Valentines from everybody.
Peanut: And everybody got Valentines from Flick.
Jelly: But it sure woulda been easier if he hadn't tried to hide what he really wanted. You know, Flick, there's an old song that says it all.
Flick: Huh?

~~~ You Just Can't Hide Your Heart ~~~

[Jelly]

You can't keep the sun from risin'
You can't keep good friends apart
Like a breeze that blows, everybody knows
You just can't hide your heart

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick, Pinch, Ootsie and Bootsie]

You can't keep a creek from flowin'
You can't be somethin' that you're not
Ain't no doubt, you've gotta let you're feelings out
You know you just can't hide your heart

[Munchy]

You can't keep the wind from blowin', heh heh

[Pinch]

You can't keep a lid on a boilin' pot

[Peanut]

A little candle glow has gotta shine, you know

[Ootsie and Bootsie]

You just can't hide your heart

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick, Pinch, Ootsie and Bootsie]

You can't keep a creek from flowin'
You can't be somethin' that you're not
Ain't no doubt, you've gotta let you're feelings out
You know you just can't hide your heart.

(Scene change to the dock outside the Otter Family houseboat.)

Jelly: Ootsie and Bootsie's Valentine candy is delicious.
Peanut: Double delicious.
Butter: Yum yum.
Flick: (approaching, holding a long list) Hey, guys. Haven't finished your Valentine candy yet?
Peanut: Don't tell me you ate yours already.
Flick: Hours ago. Needed to get to work on this.
Peanut: What is it?
Flick: Your official reminder list. Keep it handy.
Peanut: (reading) "Flick wants birthday presents. Flick wants Hoohaw Hoo presents. Flick wants Hoohaw Halloween treats." (PB&J giggle.)
Jelly: Flick!
Flick: What? What, guys? Tell me, what?

It's been a while

2009-07-13T15:33:00.001-07:00

Wow. It's been a while since my last post here. Well, there's not much PB&J Otter news for you, but I've got a weird photo of Opal that I edited in Paint which you can see above. I removed her afro, just to see what she'd look like without it. I know it's not the best edit, but I don't have all that cool software like Photoshop, so try to cut me some slack.

In other news, I have a transcript for Ducking Out on Valentines Day that Agent0042 sent me via TV.com. So I'll upload it as soon as I can.

PB&J Otter Season 4 Fanfic Ideas

2009-07-03T16:44:00.001-07:00

I, being struck with inspiration, came up with the idea to write some PB&J Otter scripts for my own episode ideas. With my ideas, we could have our own imaginary Season 4 of PB&J Otter. When I have scripts done and they are uploaded onto my Scribd account, I'll post the links to them. Here's what I've come up with so far:

Lights, Camera, Otter: The kids (minus Ootsie and Bootsie) decide to make their own movie when Mayor Jeff loses a Mallard Man film of is in his piles of junk. The problem is, the kids can't agree on what movie to make.

Notes:

- This is a double-length episode.
- We learn that Mallard Man movies exist.
- There are 4 songs in this episode, counting the 2 Noodle Dance segments.
- Most of the episode takes place in front of PB&J's house (not counting the scenes with the kids imagining their movie ideas).

Scootch and the Magic Tree: Scootch is looking around in the woods when he comes across a talking tree that offers to grant him 3 wishes. For one of those wishes, Scootch wishes he wasn't always destroying stuff. Everyone begins to enjoy the new Scootch, but then they start to miss the old Scootch.

Notes:

- This is inspired by a fake episode that is mentioned on various websites.
- During the credits, instead of the normal format, there is a montage of scenes with Scootch from past episodes.
- This is the first episode centered around Scootch.
- Scootch does the Noodle Dance by himself in this episode.
- This is a double-length episode.

I Pledge Your Otter: Peanut and Jelly are Otter Scouts. As Otter Scouts, they have to use hard work and teamwork when doing their scout tasks. Peanut and Jelly, however, aren't doing that.

Notes:

- This is paired with the episode below.
- This is the first time we see a large group of otters in the show.
- The Noodle Dance segment features a flashback to various scenes of Peanut and Jelly working together.
- A fake episode title inspired this episode.

Baby Butter's Bugs: Butter befriends a ladybug that she finds in the grass. But then she starts making more bug friends. So many, in fact, that the rest of the Otter family can't live in a bug infested house. But Butter doesn't want to part with her bug friends.

Notes:

- The cricket Jelly found in "Born to Chirp" reappears in this episode.
- A fake episode title inspired this.

More might come on the way, but for now, that's all I've come up with.

Transcript - Hope Castle

2009-06-29T04:47:00.000-07:00

Here's another transcript, courtesy of Agent0042. Thanks!

"Hope Castle"

Written by Michael Maurer
Songs by Fred Newman (Annie-nominated), Dan Sawyer (Annie-nominated), Rich Mendoza, and Michael Maurer
Transcribed by Agent0042
(Thank you, Mr. Maurer, for making it easy on me by including so many songs, cutting down on the time it took to transcribe this. Great guest spot by Carmen Carter, performing "Hope Will Carry Us Through.")

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter
Chris Phillips as Cap'n Crane
Jackie Hoffman as Mrs. Connie Crane
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Eddie Korbich as Ootsie Snooty
Eddie Korbich as Bootsie Snooty
Bruce Bayley Johnson as Mayor Jeff
Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Cody Pennes as Scootch Raccoon

Jelly: "Hope Castle"

Mayor Jeff: And that's why every year, we take a holiday to honor the heroic Captain Gazpacho, finder and founder of Lake Hoohaw and builder of Fort Gazpacho. And as a constant reminder of our glorious past, this mighty fort still stands strong and proud. (He leans too hard against a wooden post. It falls over and so does he.) Ooh, uh, ooh. Well, mostly anyway.
Flick: Wow.
Peanut: That was a great tour, Mayor Jeff.
Flick: Thanks, Mayor Jeff. See ya'!
Jelly: See ya', Mayor Jeff.
Peanut: Wow, Fort Gazpacho is so cool.
Jelly: The coolest.
Ootsie: Are you kidding? It's all old and full of holes.
Bootsie: And no hot tub.
Ootsie and Bootsie: What's up with that?
Peanut: They didn't have hot tubs when Captain Gazpacho found Lake Hoohaw.
Jelly: Fort Gazpacho is over two hundred years old.
Munchy: That's older than my Dad.
Pinch: That's older than my Dad's favorite shirt.
Flick: Cheese and quackers, guys. That's practically forever!

(Everyone keeps walking along, but Jelly suddenly stops. There is a "ding" sound.)

Jelly: Wouldn't it be great to make something that lasts forever? Something that people would remember us by.
Bootsie: Our parents have already taken care of that. (She and Ootsie gesture towards something in the distance.)
Ootsie: Behold,
Ootsie and Bootsie: Mount Snootiemore! (A mountain with their faces in the style of Mount Rushmore is shown in the distance. Construction workers can be seen, hard at work on it.)
Ootsie: Oh, don't we look absolutely monumental?
Bootsie: Uh, oh no! Look, Ootsie. They made my nose too big!
Ootsie: Mine too! Whatever will we do? (They run away screaming.)
Peanut: So what could we make, Jelly?
Jelly: I bet if we Noodle Danced, we could think of something to make that would last forever.
Flick: How 'bout carving our faces in babbleberry pie.
Jelly: I don't think that would last forever, Flick.
Flick: I don't think it would last till dinner. It's my love of pie that'll last forever.
Peanut: I think we need to keep thinking then.
Jelly: We need to Noodle Dance.
Peanut: I'll noodle, but I won't dance.

Noodle, noodle, do the Noodle Dance
Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the Noodle Dance

(As usual, Peanut quickly joins in the dancing. Jelly gets an idea.)

Jelly: I got it! How 'bout a Sphinx?
Flick: Hey, who ya' sayin' stinks?
Jelly: No. A Sphinx.
Peanut: You mean one of those really old Egyptian statue thingies?
Jelly: Yeah.

(She and Peanut begin dancing like Egyptians. A song begins.)

~~~ Make it Last ~~~

[Jelly]

We can do it, something great
Make it last

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick and Pinch]

We can do it, just can't wait
Make it last

[Jelly]

Make it last till the seas run dry

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scootch]

Until the sands of time go by

[Jelly]

Make it last together

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scootch]

Forever, remember, make it last

[Peanut]

(I know, how 'bout a skyscraper?)

We can build it, something grand
Make it last

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick, Pinch]

We'll be proud to see it stand
Make it last

[Peanut]

Something sturdy, something high
All the way up to the sky

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick, Pinch]

Make it last together
Forever, remember, make it last!

[Munchy]

(Maybe we could make a giant dam!)

We can make it out of wood
Make it last

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick, Pinch]

Carve it, stack it, like we should
Make it last

[Munchy]

Strong as it can be
Hold the water, stop the sea

[Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Flick, Pinch]

Make it last together
Forever, remember, make it last!
Make it last!

(The song ends and Munchy expounds upon his dam idea.)

Munchy: A giant dam, made from a bazillion logs. That oughta last a while.
Flick: How we gonna get a bazillion logs?
Jelly: It doesn't have to be big and fancy for people to remember it.

(Butter is shown having constructed the start of a sandcastle from a pail.)

Butter: Tee hee hee hee. Tee hee hee hee.
Jelly: That's it! We'll make a sandcastle!
Flick: A sandcastle?! That's so dinky. Nobody's gonna come to see that.
Jelly: Yes, they will. We'll make it so big and cool that even Captain Gazpacho would be impressed. What do you say, ya'll? Wanna do it?
Peanut: Well, I don't know.
Munchy: I only work in wood.
Jelly: Come on. You guys can help us too!
Pinch: We could?
Flick: Yeah, we could, except we're gonna play hide-and-seek instead. You guys comin'?
Munchy: Yeah! ... Uh, no.
Peanut: Uh, we'll catch up with you, Flick.
Flick: Have it your way. But you don't know what you're missing.

(Everyone runs off except Munchy and PB&J.)

Jelly: We can play hide-and-seek anytime. But makin' a sandcastle that will last forever, now that's a really big deal!
Butter: (bringing over a bucket and shovel) Dig! Dig!
Jelly: Okay! Let's get our buckets and shovels and get to work.

(Slide wipe to new scene. Everyone has brought their bucket and shovels. The scene closes in on them.)

Munchy: You sure we shouldn't use wood? Sand might fall down or something.
Jelly: Not if you mix it right. And here comes the Lake Hoohaw mixing expert now!
Mayor Jeff: Oodelay, PB&J!
Jelly: Oodelay, Mayor Jeff! How do you mix the sand for a really great sandcastle?
Mayor Jeff: Sandcastles, mm? Now what was that secret Hoohaw sand recipe I cooked up when I was a kid? Oh yes, I remember now! Three parts sand,
Jelly: Three parts sand,
Mayor Jeff: two parts water, stir well and bake in the sun for two minutes. Or was that my babbleberry muffin recipe? Well, gotta go water my melons. Good luck, kids.
Jelly: Thanks, Mayor Jeff! I think it's just right.
Peanut: Now we gotta get some tools to make shapes with.

(Munchy grabs a small stick and starts nibbling on it.)

Peanut: Cool tool, Munch!
Munchy: Thanks! I'm good with wood. It's sand I'm not so sure about.
Jelly: This is so much fun. Look, Peanut, my tower's almost finished.
Peanut: That's great, Jelly. I'm putting a window in mine, see?
Munchy: Hey guys, what do you think of my tower?
Peanut: Well, Munch, it's, you know, a little crooked.
Munchy: Hmm.

(A song begins. In the song, Peanut and Jelly encourage Munchy to try again. As the song continues, he gains confidence and even joins in the song.)

~~~ Try, Try Again ~~~

[Peanut and Jelly]

If at first you don't succeed
Try again, try again

[Jelly]

Determination is all you need
So just try, try again

[Peanut]

Never tell yourself you can't
Give yourself another chance

[Peanut and Jelly]

So if at first you don't succeed
Just try, try again

[Munchy]

(I'm gonna try again!)

[Peanut, Jelly and Munchy]

If at first you fall on your face
Try again, try again

[Munchy]

Remember the tortoise won that race
And just try, try again

[Jelly]

If at first it all goes wrong
You can always sing this song

[Munchy]

So if at first you don't succeed
Just try, try again

[Peanut, Jelly and Munchy]

If at first you don't succeed
Just try, try again.

Butter: (wearing her pail on her head) Yeah! (giggles)
Munchy: Hey, check out my tower now, guys. I tried, tried again and I think I'm getting the hang of it.
Flick: (from offscreen) You're it, Pinch! You're it!
Pinch: I'm not it, you're it!
Munchy: Hey, watch it, watch it, my--
Scootch: Yahhhhh! (slams into the tower)
Munchy: --tower.
Scootch: Sorry, sorry, my fault.
Flick: Hey, that's not bad, for a start.
Pinch: And it sure looks like more fun than we're having.
Jelly: Wanna help?
Flick: Does a duck have webbed feet? (He picks up a pail and shovel.)
Pinch: Look at this pretty shell. Wouldn't it look great right here?
Jelly: (as a military theme plays) All right, everybody! Let's try it again and let's try it together!

~~~ All Together We Can Build It ~~~
Track 8, Playhouse Disney, Vol. 2

All together we can build it, build it, build it
Work together till we build it
A castle in the sand

All together we can make it, make it, make it
Work together till we make it
A castle that's so grand

I'll dig a tunnel
I'll pack the fort
We'll decorate with shells
Around the castle door

All together we can build it, build it, build it
Work together till we build it
A castle in the sand

All together we can make it, make it, make it
Work together till we make it
A castle that's so grand

I'll raise the tower
I'll build the hall
We'll put little turrets
Along the castle wall

All together we can build it, build it, build it
Work together till we build it
Our castle in the sand!

Jelly: Wow, it's great! All our castle needs now is a flag! (A blue feather flutters down from the sky. Jelly sticks it in.)
Peanut: And some brave knights to defend it. And I know just where to find 'em. (He goes to his room and gets them.) Perfect!
Jelly: Wow, we did it. We made the coolest thing since Fort Gazpacho.
Flick: Yeah, the coolest!
Butter: (peeking up from one of the walls) Cool!
Jelly: We'll call it Castle Forever.
Flick: Yeah! And defend it against wild creatures.
Jelly: Even if it means sacrificing our lives in some cruel and painful way. (silence, sound of crickets chirping) Okay. How about until lunchtime? (Others say "okay.") Long live Castle Forever!
Others: Long live Castle Forever! Hoo hoo! Yeah!

(Two storm clouds appear in the sky.)

Jelly: And from now on, citizens of Lake Hoohaw will come to our castle to remember the heroes who bravely built it. (A strong wind sends some leaves whipping past her.)
Munchy: Did you feel that wind? You don't think a storm is coming? (A raindrop falls on him, he gasps. Ootsie and Bootsie appear, holding umbrellas and a refined classical theme plays.)
Ootsie: What's that thing?
Jelly: Castle Forever.
Peanut: Soon to be a famous Lake Hoohaw landmark.
Bootsie: It's made out of sand!
Ootsie: It won't last two seconds if there's a storm.
Bootsie: You should have made it out of a mountain, like Mount Snootiemore. (She indicates it.) Then it would have lasted forever.
Ootsie: Oh no! My lips are too big!
Bootsie: Mine too!
Ootsie: Ugh. I don't want fat lips like that forever, Bootsie.
Bootsie: Me neither, Ootsie.
Ootsie and Bootsie: (running off) Daddy!!!
Peanut: A storm? This is bad.
Jelly: It's gonna wreck our castle.
Munchy: I knew we should have made it out of wood.

(The sound of thunder cracks in the sky. Dark clouds gather. The scene fades to black, indicating the end of the first half. The scene returns. The rain is starting to come down harder.)

Jelly: Maybe it's just gonna drizzle a little.
Peanut: Yeah, this is nothing.

(A strong wind blows and thunder cracks.)

Flick: Cheese and quackers, guys, get real! A big, giant storm's coming!

(Up in the Watchbird Tower, Connie Crane is observing everyone below. She spots the sandcastle.)

Connie: How beautiful!
Cap'n Crane: (who has binoculars focused on the distance) How dreadful!
Connie: Dreadful?
Cap'n Crane: The most dreadful thing I've ever seen, Connie!
Connie: You're gonna have to get some new lenses on those binoculars if you think that sandcastle looks dreadful. (twang on soundtrack)
Cap'n Crane: Sandcastle? What sandcastle? (He spots it.) Oh, Connie, I'm talking about those mean-lookin' storm clouds heading our way.

(The thunder cracks, a towering dark cloud rises and an ominous theme plays.)

Connie: Well, don't just stand there gapin'! Sound the Watchbird Alert!
Cap'n Crane: Good thinkin' Connie. Honk! Watchbird Alert! Watchbird Alert! Storm's a brewin'!
Munchy: Uh oh. The Watchbird Alert! A storm is coming! (shudders)
Butter: (placing the bucket over her head) Storm! Fun! Tee hee hee hee!
Flick: For you, maybe. But I'm gettin' inside, where it's warm and dry.
Pinch and Scootch: Me too.

(The three walk away. Munchy, however, walks over towards the sandcastle. The wind blows away the feather flag. Jelly grabs for it and misses.)

Jelly: Whoa!
Peanut: I think we'd better go too, Jel.
Jelly: What about Castle Forever? I don't think it's storm-proof.

(There's more loud thunder. The wind blows by again and all shudder and chatter.)

Peanut: Let's go inside and talk about it over hot cocoa.

(They race off. Inside, Opal pours them hot cocoa. Butter gets a bottle. Ernest watches as the rain patters on the window.)

Ernest: Looks like a real doozy, kids.
Opal: Oh, I'd better bring in the laundry.
Ernest: Last time we had a big storm, the lake rose up over the dock.
Munchy: Over the dock? That means... (gasps)
Munchy, Peanut and Jelly: Castle Forever will be underwater!
Butter: Oh.
Jelly: We can't let that happen. There's gotta be a way to save our castle!
Peanut: How?
Jelly: I know! With noodles!
Munchy: We're gonna save Castle Forever with noodles?
Jelly: Yeah! We just use our noodles to come up with a way. (picking up Baby Butter and getting off the bench) Let's Noodle Dance!
Peanut: I'll noodle, but no way am I dancing.

Noodle, noodle, do the Noodle Dance
Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the Noodle Dance

Jelly: I've got it! (She walks to the kitchen counter and grabs a glass of water.) We put a big waterproof dome over our castle. That way, it'll last forever. Well?
Peanut: Great idea, Jelly. Only where are we gonna find a glass that big?
Jelly: Hmm. In Giant Land! Where everything is gigantic.
Peanut: Right. But we never could get there the last time we tried.
Jelly: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Ernest: (as Opal returns with a basket of laundry) Gotta run to the storeboat, dear. Need to pick up some plywood to nail over the windows.
Peanut: Wood over the windows?
Munchy: Sure, Peanut. Wood's much stronger than glass.
Peanut: How do you know that?
Munchy: I'm a beaver. I know everything about wood. (Ernest and Opal leave the room.) That's it! We can make Castle Forever so strong, the storm can't hurt it! With Munchy's new superstrong jiffy wood spray. It makes things wooden. Guaranteed to protect against any kind of weather.
Jelly: Good idea, Munchy, but I don't think there's such a thing as jiffy wood spray.
Munchy: (furrowing his eyebrow angrily) Well, there should be!
Peanut: I got it! We could move our castle to a safe place away from the storm. Only, I'm too young to drive a bulldozer.
Jelly: Then I guess we'd better use what we can find around the house. Now, let's see... (spotting an umbrella) Aha! Come on, guys. We've gotta save Castle Forever before it's too late.

(They exit the house with the supplies they've found.)

[Ernest]

(Hey, where ya'll going?)

[Jelly]

(We need to save our castle, Daddy.)

[Ernest]

(Okay, but the storm's closing in. You don't have much time.)

[Carmen Carter]

Lightning whips the skies
The wind begins to rise
We're racing with the hurricane
And bracing for a blow
As the thunder starts to burst
We prepare for the worst
We hope for the best 'cause we know

Into every life some rain must fall

[Backing Vocalists]

Rain must fall

[Carmen Carter]

But as dark clouds form
And the storm begins to brew
Hope springs eternal in us all

[Backing Vocalists]

Hope springs eternal

[Carmen Carter]

And our hope will carry us through
Storm clouds pass
Darkness never lasts
A brave new dawn will bring the day
When the sun will shine
But until that time
A ray of hope will light the way

Into every life, some rain must fall

[Backing Vocalists]

Rain must fall

[Carmen Carter]

But as dark clouds form
And the storm begins to brew
Hope springs eternal in us all

[Backing Vocalists]

Hope springs eternal

[Carmen Carter]

And our hope will carry us through.

(As the song ends, Jelly's umbrella blows away, high into the sky.)

Munchy: The storm's getting worse. Maybe we should panic.
Jelly: Not yet!

(Mean-looking lightning flashes in the sky. Jelly squeals.)

Ernest: Kids, come inside right now!
Munchy: Now can we panic?
Peanut: Come on, ya'll. We gotta go now.

(They run back to the Otter family houseboat. The sand on the castle begins to slide away and one of the knights falls over. The kids watch a storm from a window of their room. Opal opens the door and comes in.)

Jelly: Isn't there anything we can do to save our castle?
Opal: Sometimes there's only thing you can do and that's just wait and see what happens.
Jelly: That makes me sad.
Peanut: Me too.
Butter: Me thwee.
Opal: It's okay, to be sad. But, you know, sometimes outta the bad comes some good. And in a strange way, it makes you stronger.
Jelly: What good will come from the storm, Mama?
Opal: Can't say. You just have to look for the brighter side of things, that's all.
Peanut: (pointing) Hey, look! I see a little bright side already!

(The clouds part and the sun comes out. Scene change. Munchy and PB&J have gathered at the beach. There is nothing there.)

Munchy: Where's our castle? I'm sure this is where we left it.
Jelly: Here's our flag.
Munchy: And here's our buckets and shovels.
Flick: Hey, what happened to our castle?
Jelly: Castle's totally gone, Flick. The storm blew it away.
Peanut: Not to mention my best knights.
Ootsie: (from offscreen) See? We told you it wouldn't last through the storm.
Peanut and Jelly: Huh? (They turn to face the Snooties.)
Bootsie: Not like our monument.

(There is a loud rumbling. Mount Snootiemore crumbles and collapses in a pile of rubble. The only recognizable part remaining looks like... Baby Butter?)

Ootsie and Bootsie: (gasp) Daddy! (They run off.)
Peanut: You okay, Jel?
Jelly: It's not fair, Peanut. Castle Forever was supposed to last forever. Now it's nothing.

~~~ Nothing Lasts Forever ~~~

[Jelly]

Nothing lasts forever, that's what people say
When something you've been dreaming of
Just gets washed away
Nothing lasts forever, what am I supposed to do
When hopes and plans vanish in the sand
How do I make it through?

[Peanut]

At least we worked together

[Munchy]

We gave it our best shot

[Jelly]

Maybe when you lose something
You discover what you've got

[Peanut]

(You've got us, Jelly.)

[Jelly]

(Yeah, that's true. Thanks, Peanut.) [They hug.]

Nothing lasts forever
Nothing we can do
It's hard to know
When things just come and go
It's so hard to understand
When things just shift about like sand.

Munchy: So what do we do now?
Pinch: Play hide-and-seek?
Jelly: I don't feel much like doin' anything.
Butter: (who is building a new sandcastle) Tee hee hee hee.
Jelly: Hmm?
Peanut: I think Baby Butter's got the right idea.
Jelly: Yeah. It's like Mama said. Maybe we just need to look on the bright side. (picks up a shiny rock) Check out this cool pebble that the storm washed up.

(Scootch and Munchy start crawling along the beach, searching for treasures.)

Munchy: Wow. Maybe there's other stuff too. Check out this shell!
Jelly: That would look really cool on a sandcastle.
Flick: Cheese and quackers! You mean we're gonna do it all over again?
Jelly: Sure, why not?
Flick: Why not? We spent a whole day makin' the first one and the storm blew it over and--
Jelly: And now we can make an even better castle.
Peanut: But this time, we're gonna build it stronger. Yeah. Let's make the best castle ever!
Peanut, Jelly, Munchy, Pinch and Scootch: All right!
Peanut: We can use this bottle cap.
Munchy: And this old seashell. It would make a really great, uh... really great... (Flick grabs it.) Huh?
Flick: Hmm. Secret hiding place! Every castle's gotta have a secret hiding place!
Jelly: And these leaves could be flags for castle towers.
Pinch: The only thing missing is a name.
Peanut: We could call it Castle Here Today, Gone Tomorrow.
Munchy: How 'bout Babbleberry Castle?
Pinch: Or Lake Hoohaw Castle?
Flick: Agh. Castle Cheese and Quackers.
Peanut, Jelly, Pinch and Munchy: Castle Cheese and Quackers?!
Munchy: Or what about Betty Lou Beaver Castle?
Flick: Munchy, that's your mom's name!
Munchy: I know. I love that name.
Jelly: Hmm. I know! How about Hope Castle?
Peanut: What made you think up that name, Jel?
Jelly: Well, I just hope this castle stays around longer than the last one! (Everyone laughs.)
Carmen Carter: Hope springs eternal in us all.
Backing Vocalists: Hope springs eternal.
Carmen Carter: And our hope will carry us through.

(During the closing credits, an instrumental of "Try, Try Again" plays.)

I have a logo up

2009-06-26T09:32:00.000-07:00

I finally was able to get a logo up on the PB&J Otter Wikia. Feel free to check it out. Let me know what you think of it, too, if you want.

PB&J Otter episodes in English!

2009-06-17T18:44:00.000-07:00

I was just looking at Agent0042's fileburst uploads when I noticed this:

http://agent0042.fileburst.com/gigglemelon.wav

Agent0042 has also uploaded the English versions (with the video) of Forgive me Not and These Shoes are Made for Walking. You can find them on his account uploads for Fileburst.

Hope you enjoy these as much as I did!

Transcript - Follow Your Nose

2009-06-17T18:30:00.000-07:00

Agent0042 has sent me another transcript. Thanks!

"Follow Your Nose"

Written and Story Edited by Eric Weiner
Songs by Fred Newman and Dan Sawyer
Transcribed by Agent0042
(Agent0042: How can Eric Weiner have written something like this and then go and create something like "Dora the Explorer"? Anyway, in this very special double-length episode, created in partnership with the American Foundation for the Blind, the Otters and Flick meet a family of moles who have low vision and read using Braille. They learn how to use their other senses to get around. This episode features two songs. The first of them was featured on one of the Playhouse Disney albums, though I like the second song better. I mean, come on, it's a rock song! That's pretty cool. Anyway, enjoy the transcript. This one was a bit rough because my recording wasn't very great-- I did the best I could, but I can't guarantee that there aren't small portions that are inaccurate.)

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Chris Phillips as Edward Mole
Jackie Hoffman as Molly Mole
Eddie Korbich as Nosey Mole
Mr. Mole
Mrs. Mole

Opal: "Follow Your Nose"

Opal: Have a good time, kids!
Peanut: We will!
Jelly: We will, Mama!
Opal: Ooh, I almost forgot. I packed a little something for your picnic.
Jelly: Thanks, Mama!
Opal: No peeking till your picnic. And don't go any further than Babbleberry Hill.
Peanut and Jelly: We won't.

Mrs. Mole: Nosey! Come down here! And shut the door behind you, please.
Mr. Mole: All right. Everybody ready?
Mrs. Mole: Ready.
Mr. Mole: Then let's get started.We're supposed ot be at Aunt Sally's by 2.
Mrs. Mole: Edward?
Edward: Okay, mom. Where mine?
Molly: This is yours. Me too, please.
Mr. Mole: Perfect day for a picnic, Mrs. Mole.
Mrs. Mole: Yep, truly that.

~~~An Oodely-Doodely Day~~~
Track 6, Playhouse Disney, Volume Two

[Moles]

Oodely oodle, skippety doodle, oodlely-doodely day
A skip, a poke, a little joke
We're off and on our way
A pack on our backs
We'll follow the tracks
And oh it's gonna be great
A perfect day, hip-hip-hooray
We can hardly wait

So exciting, exploring the walls and floors
So inviting, opening brand-new doors
(Hello!)

[Peanut, Butter and Jelly]

Oodely oodle, skippety doodle, oodlely-doodely day
A hop, a skip, we're on a trip
To places far away
We've packed a snack
A pic-a-nack
And oh what fun it'll be
A perfect day
We're on our way
To see what we can see

Smell the flowers
Adventure's round the bend
Sunny hours, meeeting brand-new friends

[PB&J and Moles]

Oodely oodle, skippety doodle, oodlely-doodely day
Oodely oodle, skippety do--

[PB&J]

It's an oodely-doodely day

[Moles]

It's an oodely-doodely day

[PB&J and Moles]

It's an oodely doodely day!

(all giggle)

Molly: Hey, Mama, when are we gonna stop for lunch?
Edward: Yeah, I'm gettin' hungry.
Mr. Mole: Let me check the time. Almost noon. Time for our picnic lunch.
Edward, Molly and Nosey: Yay!
Mrs. Mole: You kids go and play. We'll call you when we're ready.
Edward, Molly and Nosey: Okay!
Mrs. Mole: Stay out of trouble.
Edward, Molly and Nosey: Bye, Mama!

Jelly: This basket's kinda heavy.
Peanut: I know how we can make it lighter.
Peanut and Jelly: Let's eat!
Butter: Yay!
Jelly: Wonder what Mama packed for us.
Peanut: Yeah, now we can look.

(Flick pops up from behind the picnic basket.)

Flick: Surprise! (The others scream in surprise.)
Peanut: Flick, what are you doing here?
Flick: I can smell babbleberry pie a mile away.
Flick, Peanut and Jelly: Mmm, babbleberry pie.
Flick: My mouth is watering. Let's eat.
Butter: Yeah!
Peanut: Thanks, Butter.
Jelly: Babbleberry pie.
Flick: Uh oh! We'd better get out of here!
Peanut: What is it? What do you see?
Peanut and Jelly: Huh?
Peanut: It's a door.
Jelly: I've seen doors like that all over the forest.
Flick: Yeah, but do you know who lives behind those doors?
Jelly: I give up. Who?
Flick: Ah, cheese and quackers. Don't you know about moles?
Peanut: Sure we do. Dad's got a big one right on the back of his--
Flick: No, not that kind of mole. I'm talkin' about real moles.
Peanut and Jelly: Real moles?!
Flick: Strange creatures that dig dark tunnels under the earth. They're martial arts experts and they carry these numchucky stick weapon thingies!
Peanut: Now where did you hear that?
Jelly: Yeah. Who says?
Flick: Uh, everybody. Moles wear these dark glasses. That proves they're hiding something.
Jelly: No it doesn't.
Flick: And get this-- moles can't stand ducks. Or otters. (Butter starts crying.)
Peanut: Don't worry, Butter. Flick's just making up stories.
Jelly: Yeah, Flick. How come we've never seen one of these strange mole creatures of yours.
Flick: That's the thing. They'll hear you.
Jelly: Who?
Flick: Undergrounders. They live down under the ground.
Jelly: Uh uh.
Flick: Uh huh. Come on! We gotta get outta here before the moles find us and take us with their numchucky sticks! (He starts to run off, but notices that PB&J aren't. He gasps.) What are you doing?!
Jelly: We wanna see one of those moles.
Flick: Yeah, but I just finished telling ya'--
Jelly: Yeah, but I wanna decide for myself.
Flick: Oh!
Jelly: Hey, look, there's another door.
Edward: Nosey?!
Molly: Nosey, stay where you are! Nosey!
Flick: Moles aboard. We gotta get out of here! PB&J?!
Peanut: I wanna meet one of them.
Jelly: Let go! We're staying!

(All talk over each other. They don't realize that Butter has wandered away and met Nosey.)

Nosey: Hi!
Butter: Hi!
Nosey: Hi!
Butter: Hi! (They giggle and chatter.)
Flick: Well, I'm outta here. If you three otters wanna stay around and risk a mole attack-- (gasps) It's-- it's-- it's an undergrounder! Look, he's stealing our pie. Catch him! Catch him!
Jelly: Flick, wait! Slow down!
Flick: I'm not scared of him. He's a thief! He's got our pie!
Molly: Uh oh.
Edward: Come on.

(Everyone screams and shouts at each other.)

Butter: No!
Edward: Nosey.
Flick: Wha'?!
Edward: It's okay, Nosey.
Flick: What did I tell ya'?! Numchucks!
Edward: What's goin' on?
Flick: That little undergrounder stole our babbleberry pie.
Edward: Nosey would never steal anything.
Butter: No no no! No no!
Jelly: Flick Duck, hold your feathers. Um, my name is Jelly. Jelly Otter.
Molly: I'm Molly Mole. That's Edward. And that's my brother, Nosey.
Jelly: Molly, this is gonna sound crazy, but my friend Flick says you use those canes for martial arts. Uh, that's not true, right!

(Edward uses his cane to perform a series of mock-martial arts maneuevers. Flick screams in fear.)

Molly: Cut it out, Edward. We just use these to feel around in front of us so we know what's there.
Peanut: Why can't you just see what's there?
Flick: Because they're undergrounders!
Molly: Oh. 'Cause we can't see too well.
Peanut: You mean you can't see anything at all?
Molly: Well, a little. We can tell if it's really bright out. That's why we wear these dark glasses. The bright sun hurts our eyes.
Peanut and Jelly: Flick!
Flick: (chuckles nervously) Okay. But that little undergrounder took our pie. I mean, what do you think, Butter gave it to him?
Butter: Nosey! (The two giggle and cuddle affectionately.)
Peanut, Jelly, Edward and Molly: Awwww.
Flick: Okay, I was wrong. Can't a duck make a mistake?
Peanut: We're very sorry.
Flick: Okay, okay, me too. I keep tellin' 'em not to believe a word I say.
Edward: That's okay.
Flick: Look, Peanut, Bucky Spacebeaver!
Edward: What? You know Bucky?
Peanut: We've got the new issue right here.
Edward: Master Command, do you read me? Asteroids approaching!
Flick: Only Bucky Spacebeaver can save us now. Hey, how do you read this thing anyway?
Peanut: Yeah, what are all these little bumps?
Edward: It's called Braille. You use it when you can't see very well. It's kinda like a secret code.
Peanut, Jelly and Flick: Whoa!
Jelly: Hey, excuse me, Spacebeavers, but where did Butter go?
Molly: Yeah. And where's Nosey?
Peanut: They're gone!
Edward: Nosey doesn't know his way around out here.
Molly: We gotta find them!

(Everyone starts calling out Nosey and Butter's names, hoping to get their attention. Nosey and Butter are off happily playing on their own and eating the pie.)

Jelly: Peanut, I'm getting worried.
Flick: Huh? Ah, cheese and quackers! Wait! Finding them is gonna be a piece of pie! Look! (He indicates a trail of pie crumbs.)
Peanut: Hey, look, there's a whole trail of crumbs!
Jelly: Come on!

(They follow the trail. But a crow appears and eats the crumbs.)

Crow: What a tasty trail of crumbs. Mmm mm! Well, see ya'! Caw caw caw!
Flick: So much for our trail.
Peanut: Now what? (They all start shouting out again.)
Flick: Now what?
Peanut: So we can't follow a trail of crumbs if there aren't any crumbs.
Edward: Oh, yes we can.
Others: Huh?
Edward: All ya' gotta do is follow your nose.
Jelly: Hey, good thinking.
Molly: My brother once won a sniffing contest.
Peanut: Hey, I smell babbleberries!
Edward: This way!
Flick: This never woulda happened if I'd eaten that pie.

(They find Butter and Nosey and cheer.)

Edward: Oh wow. Oh, thank goodness!
Flick: Oh no!
Peanut and Jelly, Edward and Molly: What?
Flick: They ate all the pie! I think I'm gonna cry. (burps, everyone giggles)
Mrs. Mole: Edward! Molly! Nosey!
Edward: We're over here, ma!
Molly: Oh, I've got an idea. Don't go away, anyone! ... ... Mom says it's okay for you to come to our picnic. She baked clamberry cookies for dessert.
Flick: Clamberry cookies?! Oh, yum!
Peanut: Hey, Jelly, isn't that great? Jelly?
Jelly: You want us to go underground? Oh, uh, well, I'd like to, but, uh, I kinda gotta go. My mama doesn't like if we're gone too long.
Molly: Oh, okay.
Peanut: Jelly, why are you saying that?
Jelly: I'll tell you later.
Flick: Does this mean I don't get any clamberry cookies?
Molly: Well, it was nice to meet you.
Peanut, Jelly and Flick: Bye!
Edward: Come on, Molly, let's go.
Jelly: It's just that I'm kind of, sorta, really, scared of the dark.
Flick: What did you say?!
Jelly: I'm scared of the dark!
Molly: What? Why would anybody be scared of the dark?
Jelly: Well, how would I find my way around down there?
Molly: It's not so hard. You use your nose and your hands and your ears.
Peanut: Yeah. Just like we found Butter and Nosey.
Molly: Here, I'll show you! You ever play Follow the Leader?
Jelly: Uh huh.
Molly: Well, this game's called Following the Cave. Hey, you can play. I got one. Now, Jelly, take my hand. Now, what you do is you just kinda swing back and forth real easy and make sure there's nothing in front of you. There ya' go.
Jelly: Am I gonna bump into somethin'?
Molly: Don't worry. You'll feel it before ya' do.
Jelly: Nothing... nothing... Cave

(All cheer for Jelly.)

Edward: Use your ears Jelly.
Jelly: Clamberry Creek!
Edward: That-a-way.
Jelly: That sounds like the creek. I can do it! I can find my way around in the dark!

[The Otters, The Moles and Flick]

You've got follow your nose, follow your nose
Feel around the ground with your tippy-toes
Follow your nose, eyes stay closed
Open up your ears and just suppose

[Edward]

There's a better way of lookin' around

[Edward and Molly]

Just open up your senses
Touch and skip and use your ears
Open up and lose your fears

[Jelly]

All I've gotta do is follow my nose, follow my nose
Feel around the ground with my tippy-toes

[Peanut]

Follow my nose, eyes stay closed
Open up my ears and just suppose

[The Otters, The Moles and Flick]

There's another way of lookin' around
Just open up your senses
Touch and skip and use your ears
When we open our minds, fears disappear!

And we'll just follow our nose, follow our nose
Feel around the ground with our tippy-toes
Follow our nose, eyes stay closed
Open up our ears and just suppose

There's another way of lookin' around
Just open up our senses
Touch and skip and use our ears
When we open our minds, fears disappear
Our fears disappear!

Jelly: Be right back!
Edward: Hey, where ya' goin'?
Jelly: To ask my mama if I can come to lunch!
Flick: Don't eat all the cookies while we're gone!
Opal: They invited you to lunch? Well, isn't that nice? Are Mr. and Mrs. Mole gonna be there too?
Peanut and Jelly: Uh huh!
Opal: Jelly, are you gonna be okay? It'll be mighty dark.
Jelly: I'm not afraid. Too much.
Peanut: Yeah. 'Cause Edward and Molly showed us how to find our way around in the dark.
Jelly: Hey! I'll wear my Super Jellina Cape of Fearlessness.
Opal: Lucky thing I just finished mending it. Here you go.
Jelly: (as triumphant theme plays) Wow! I feel super-fearless. Thanks, Mama!
Opal: You're welcome, Jellina.

(The Otters and Flick return to the moles. There are sounds of laughter and chattering.)

Jelly: She said it was okay.
Butter: Nosey, Nosey!
Peanut: Come on, let's go eat, guys. Cool.
Jelly: Now, Baby Butter, just 'cause it's really dark down there, I don't want you to get scared, okay?
Butter: (clearly not scared at all) Whee!
Molly: Well, this is it, Jelly. You ready?
Jelly: Ready. (ominous music plays) Not ready!
Molly: Jelly, I'm gonna be with you the whole time.
Jelly: Okay. And I've also got my Super Jellina Cape of Fearlessness, so here goes nothing. I did it! I did it! I did it!
Flick: Cheese and quackers, would you stop jumping on my toes?
Jelly: Sorry.
Mr. Mole: Lunch is served!
Edward: Oh boy. (They all cheer and enjoy the picnic.)
Jelly: I love these mushroom salad sticks. Are they hard to make?
Mrs. Mole: Oh, it's easy if you do it right, Jelly.
Edward: Hey, guys, now that we're finished reading, you want to read our comic book?
Flick: Sure! But how are we gonna read in the dark?
Edward: I can read in the dark, no problem. I just move my fingers over these bumps.

(He reads a bit and they all indicate they're taking off.)

Mr. Mole: Be sure you come right back, Edward. We've still got a long trip ahead of us.
Edward: Oh, we're just walking them out.
Peanut: There's still something I don't get. Who digs all these big tunnels?
Edward: (giggles) We do. Digging tunnels is what moles do best. It's easy as pie!

(Nosey shouts happily and starts to dig a tunnel.)

Molly: Nosey, no, not now!
Jelly: What's he doing?
Peanut: I hear digging.
Molly: Nosey, stop it. Come on, Nosey!
Jelly: Stop! Don't leave me!
Molly: Oops, sorry, Jelly! Here I am!
Jelly: Come back! Where are you!? Ahh! Ahh!
Molly: Jelly!
Jelly: Molly!
Molly: Follow my voice.
Jelly: Okay. Only one problem.
Molly: What's that?
Jelly: I'm too scared to move.
Peanut: Okay, I know what to do. Whenever we're really stuck on a problem, we do a Noodle Dance to help us think of ideas.
Jelly: Dance?! I can't even see!
Peanut: Jell, you don't need to see to use your noodle.

Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the Noodle Dance
Use your noodle, use your brain

Jelly: I've got it! I'll get a super-powerful sunstick, stick it in the tunnel and boom. I can see where I'm going!
Peanut: Great idea, Jelly. But how are you going to get a super-powerful sunstick when you can't find your way out of the tunnel? (Jelly screams.)
Molly: Jelly, wait. I've got another idea. Remember when we were playing Follow Your Nose?
Jelly: I don't feel like playing games right now. Sorry.
Molly: But you weren't scared when you were wearing my bandana over your eyes.
Jelly: That's 'cause I wasn't underground!
Molly: How do you know you're underground now? Use that cape of yours to cover your eyes. You can pretend you're anywhere!
Jelly: That's right! My Super Jellina Cape of Fearlessness will help calm me down. Uh oh! () my cape is gone! (screams) What do I do now?
Molly: Use your arms, Jelly. What do you feel?
Jelly: I found a string. This feels like... hey this isn't a string. It's yarn from my cape! It must have snagged on something. I know. I can follow the string right out of the tunnel. I'm saved! (The others all cheer for her.)

Molly: I can here you, Jelly. Keep coming this way. Hey, there you are.
Edward: Are you okay? Well, here you go.
Flick: So, now that I know you're not an evil numchuckin' undergrounder, you wanna come over for babbleberry pie sometime?
Edward: Sure, but you'd better watch out. I'm a martial arts expert.
Flick: Ah ha ha ha. (all giggle)
Edward: How about a Bucky Spacebeaver salute?
Flick: Da da da da da!
Jelly: Thanks for everything, Molly. Well, bye.
Molly: Bye.

Opal: Jelly was so excited. Seems like she's really getting over being afraid of the dark.
Jelly: You got that right, mama. Huh?
Opal: Jelly Otter, what are you doing up so late?
Jelly: I came for some pie.
Ernest: How did you know we were having pie?
Jelly: That's easy. I just followed my nose.

(Everyone laughs.)

PB&J Otter Promo (audio only)

2009-06-15T13:49:00.000-07:00

We all owe Agent0042 a big thank-you, because I am now able to share with you the audio of a PB&J Otter promo. Here's what Agent0042 has to say about it:

"I posted an MP3 of the promotional spot for the show that Playhouse Disney aired shortly before each broadcast. The audio quality's not great, but you can understand everything they're saying."

You can find the audio through this link:

http://agent0042.fileburst.com/pbjpromo.mp3

Say It Ain't So!

2009-06-15T11:58:00.000-07:00

I was checking the PB&J Otter section on Wikipedia for info I needed for the PB&J Otter Wikia, when I noticed what you see to your right.

It's very unfortunate that someone was willing to post this nonsense on the PB&J Otter page. I'm reporting it, but I just thought I'd show it to you before doing so. After all, we don't want spammers, do we?

Need Help With Title Cards

2009-06-14T15:30:00.001-07:00

http://pbjotter.wikia.com/wiki/PB%26J_Otter_Wiki

As you can see through the above link (Edit: Never mind, it doesn't work), I've started a PB&J Otter Wikia. Now check this page over here:

http://pbjotter.wikia.com/wiki/Episodes#Season_1:_1998

As you'll see when you look there, I have little content on the episode guide. That is mainly due to the lack of title card images (although I'll clearly never have the PB&J Otter and the Legend of Snaildarter title card, as it never moved beyond the script stage).

These are the episodes that I have the title cards for that will be eventually added:

Go Away Gorilla

Mama for a Day

Lost and Found

Sherlock Otter

Collector's Edition

Where Oh Where is Flick?

Win, Win, Winner

Obviously, this isn't the whole series, so this is where I'm asking for your help. If you have any English episodes that I haven't listed here (You Can't Come In is already taken care of), I'd really appreciate it if you could share pics of the title cards for them if possible.

I'm thanking anyone who helps in advance.

Here's where to send the links to the pics, and no--I'm not giving my email address:

YouTube: CDCB2

TV.com: CDCB

Oodelay, PB&J fans!

Poll Results

2009-06-13T05:42:00.001-07:00

The majority of votes for the last poll were for "DVD/BluRay," so it's official. I, personally, think costumes would be interesting to see, but of course, DVDs would be better, nonetheless.

Anyways, I'm starting a new poll, so keep an eye out for it.

Transcript - Billy the Duck

2009-06-13T05:36:00.001-07:00

Here's another transcript from Agent0042. Thanks!

"Billy the Duck"

Written by Cliff MacGillivray
Songs by Joshua Sitron, Lyrics and Music
Transcribed by Agent0042
(I suppose the moral of this one is "don't judge others before you get to know them." Also-- "you can't believe everything you hear.")

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Eddie Korbich as Billy Duck (suspected)
Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Cody Pennes as Scootch Raccoon
Corinne Orr as Shirley Duck

Opal: "Billy the Duck"

(Ominous music plays. Sound of owl hooting. Inside a tent, Peanut, Flick and Munchy wake up.)

Munchy: W-what was that?
Peanut: It's okay, Munchy. It was just an owl.
Munchy: Are y-you sure? Sometimes big, scary monsters say "hoo" too. (Flick starts giggling.) They're tricky.
Peanut: It's okay, Munchy. It's just crickets and bugs and frogs and stuff.
Munchy: I know. It's the "stuff" that scares me.
Flick: Gah, that stuff doesn't scare me.
Peanut: Does anything scare you, Flick?
Flick: (crosses his arms) Nope. Not a thing. (uncrosses his arms) Well, I do remember a time when I was scared for real. I was so scared, I couldn't sleep for a whole month.
Munchy: I hate scary stuff. It's so (shudders) scary.
Flick: Well, nothin's as scary as my cousin, Billy the duck. He's the biggest, meanest kid in the whole world.
Peanut: Really?
Flick: Yeah.
Munchy: Ooh.
Flick: And my mom got a letter from his mom today. (shudders)
Munchy: Is he that bad, Flick?
Flick: (pointing at Munchy) Worse! One time, when I was little, Billy sat on me and wouldn't let me up for like four minutes.
Munchy: (gasps) Really?
Peanut: (skeptically) Uh huh.
Flick: Oh yeah. Billy's one mean duck. The meanest I've ever known. Big mean. Scary mean. Monster mean.
Munchy: (gasps) M-m-monster! Awwwww!

(He points outside the tent. All three scream as a shadowy figure comes in, but it's just Flick's Mom.)

Mrs. Duck: Relax boys, it's me.
Peanut: Oh.
Munchy: Hee hee.
Flick: Hi, Mom.
Peanut: Hi, Mrs. Duck.
Mrs. Duck: I saw your flashlight on and I thought I'd bring you some chocolate milk and babbleberry pie.
Peanut: Mmm, that looks great.
Flick: Oh yeah!
Munchy: Ooh boy.
Flick: I love it! Thanks, Mom!
Peanut: That's the stuff.
Flick: Thanks!
Mrs. Duck: Oh, and Flick?
Flick: Yeah, Mom?
Mrs. Duck: I have some good news for you. (The three start to sip their chocolate milk.) Your Aunt Susie wrote to say that your cousin Billy the duck is coming for a visit, tomorrow. (Flick stops dirnking hastily and spews out his chocolate milk.) Now finish up your treats and get to sleep.
Flick and Munchy: Okay.
Peanut: Yes, Mrs. Duck. (Mrs. Duck leaves.)
Flick: I got chocolate milk up my beak.
Peanut and Munchy: What are you gonna do, Flick?
Flick: Grow a beard for a disguise.
Peanut: Cheer up, Flick. Maybe your cousin Billy's changed.
Flick: Well, sure he has. He's probably gotten bigger and meaner. (Munchy starts to shudder again.) And now he's coming to get me.

(Lightning flashes and three huddle together and shout. Scene change. Jelly nd Munchy are sitting in the grass, playing checkers.)

Jelly: What's Flick's cousin Billy like, Munchy? Do you know?
Munchy: (a wild-west sounding theme plays) Well, one time he sat on Flick and wouldn't let him up for like four hours.
Jelly: Wow.

(Slide-wipe to Jelly and Pinch, sititng on deck chairs, drinking lemonade.)

Pinch: Have you heard anything about Flick's cousin Billy?
Jelly: I heard he sat on Flick for four days. (Pinch gasps.)

(Scootch and Pinch are now playing with blocks outside their houseboat.)

Pinch: I heard that Billy would pretend he was a monster and then jump on Flicka nd stay there for four whole months.

(Scootch gasps, drops his block and puts up his arms. He jumps up and runs off with a "yahhh!," scattering the blocks.)

Scootch: (runs back over to Pinch) Sorry, my fault. Yahhh! (runs off)

(Scootch and Munchy are now making a turtle in the sand.)

Munchy: You heard Flick's cousin Billy uses kids for trampolines?
Scootch: Yah.
Munchy: Really? Wow. And he's gonna be here today?
Scootch: Yahhhh! (runs off, trampling the sand turtle) Sorry, my fault. Yah!

~~~Big, Bad Billy the Duck~~~

[Flick]

Big, bad, Billy the Duck
When he's in town, you're outta luck
As wooly a bully as you've ever seen
He uses kids as a trampoline

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Flick, Munchy, Pinch and Scootch]

The wind is blowing Billy this way
He's coming tomorrow
We must leave today

[Flick]

He's big, bad, Billy the Duck
When he's in town, you're outta luck
When you see his bill
Head for the hills
When you see his wings
Stand up and sing

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Flick, Munchy, Pinch and Scootch]

Quack, quack, quack
The duck's coming back
Don't find yourself stuck
With big, bad, Billy the Duck

[Flick]

Yuck!

(As the song ends, Scootch points, indicating a boat approaching.)

Flick: I think we should run for the hills while we have the chance!
Peanut: Come on, guys. I think we should all wait and see what Billy's really like.

(A walkway extends and edgy theme plays as Billy, who is wearing a backwards ballcap, descends. Munchy cringes in terror and nibbles on his log nervously. He drops it.)

Munchy: Oops.
Mrs. Duck: (hugging Billy) Welcome to Lake Hoohaw, Billy. You remember your cousin Flick? Kids, I'd like you to meet my nephew, Billy the duck.
Peanut: Well, someone should give him a Lake Hoohaw welcome. I guess that's me. (He steps forward and extends his arm.) Hello! (trips over Munchy's log and falls on his face, knocking Billy into a puddle of mud.) Whoa! (everyone gasps) Uh oh!

(Billy gets up and looks upset. Scene change. The kids are throwing pebbles into a metal can and chattering.)

Peanut: So close. (Throws a bottle cap at it, but it clinks off.) This is not my lucky day.
Munchy: It was going pretty good until you pushed a giant bully into the mud. Ooh, sorry.
Peanut: It was an accident. I tripped.
Munchy: Well, I hope you don't have any more... accidents. (He throws a piece of wood at the can, but misses.)
Peanut: Maybe this lucky monkey cola cap will help.
Munchy: Wow. Is it really lucky?
Butter: Peanut monkey.
Peanut: I don't know. I hear it is. (He tosses it and hits the outside of the can, knocking it over.) Guess not.
Jelly: (rubbing her forehead) Phew. It's hot. Hey, come on, ya'll. Let's go swimming. (She runs off. The others follow.)
Peanut: All right!
Munchy: I wanna swim too.
Pinch: I'll go get my mom's permission. Hoohaw!

(Everyone has left. Billy finds Peanut's "lucky" cola cap. He picks it up and tosses it in the air a couple of times. Scene change. Peanut, Flick, Munchy and Butter are playing outside. Peanut is being swung on a tire swing.)

Peanut: Hmm. Has Billy mentioned our little accident this morning?
Flick: No. I think he's planning how to get you back.
Peanut: He said that?
Flick: Not exactly. But that's what I'd be doin' if someone pushed me in the mud.
Peanut: It was an accident!
Munchy: Uh oh! Here comes trouble.
Flick: I've seen that look before. (shakes his head) That's definitely not his happy look.
Munchy: What are you gonna do, Peanut?
Flick: Peanut? (Peanut has left and is now hiding behind some rocks.)
Butter: (playing with stuffed toys) Hee hee hee hee. (runs up and hugs Billy) Brilly!
Billy: Uh, hi. Where's your friend?
Flick and Munchy: (pointing in opposite directions) He went that way!
Munchy: We'll tell him you're looking for him. Heh heh.
Billy: Don't worry. I'll catch up with him sooner or later. (He walks away.)
Butter: Bye-bye. (waves)
Flick and Munchy: Oh man.

(Scene change. Peanut is walking past the Duck Family houseboat when Billy shows up. Peanut gasps and starts to run away. Billy follows and Peanut picks up the pace, starting to pant. He runs up to his Dad's houseboat, where Butter is playing with a rubber ball.)

Mrs. Duck: Yoo-hoo! Flick! Billy! Supper!
Billy: Hmm. (He walks off.)
Peanut: What am I gonna do?
Butter: Peanut monkey. Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
Peanut: Huh?

(Scene change. Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Flick and Munchy are sitting together in a circle in the grass.)

Peanut: I can't keep running away from him for the rest of my life.
Flick: (yawns) I'm so afraid, I haven't slept a wink.
Jelly: Hey, I know. I think it's time for a noodle dance.

(She hops up and starts dancing. The Noodle Dance background appears and the Noodle Dance music begins playing.)

Jelly: Maybe we can figure out what to do about a bully.
Butter: Noodle!
Munchy: (outside of the Noodle Dance) Well, here goes nothing.
Peanut: You think I can hide and dance at the same time? (dons a pair of sunglasses)

Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the Noodle Dance

Jelly: I've got it! Maybe we could trick Billy into getting into a rocket ship and then blast it off into deep deep space. Something like that.
Peanut: How 'bout we just send me off in a big old rocket ship. (unbeknownst to the others, Butter has walked off)
Flick: Hey, what if Peanut gave him a bunch of candy? You know, as a way to get Billy not to cream ya'? (He imagines Peanut pulling up with a truck full of candy.)
Peanut: There's gotta be another way to keep Billy from beating me up.
Jelly: Hey, I know. You can tell him not to.
Peanut: Tell him? You've seen him. You've heard how tough he is. He's gonna beat me up!
Jelly: He'll listen and we'll be right behind you, won't we? (Flick and Munchy shake their heads "no" vigorously.) Won't we? (they nod)

(Scene change. Butter approaches Billy, who is reading a comic book, and throws him the ball from earlier.)

Butter: Hee hee hee. Hee hee hee.

(Billy throws the ball back. The others approach him.)

Peanut: Excuse me, Billy, sir? I-I know you wanna beat me up, but before you do, I wanna tell you something.
Billy: Beat you up? What are you talking about?
Peanut: Isn't that why you've been following me around?
Billy: (shakes his head) No. I was trying to give you this back. (holds up the Lucky Monkey Cola cap) You dropped it.
Peanut: My Lucky Monkey Cola cap. But how'd you know it was mine?
Billy: Butter told me.
Butter: (pointing) Peanut monkey, Peanut monkey. Tee-hee-hee-hee.
Peanut: Wow. I mean, thank you. But aren't you mad about being pushed into the mud puddle?
Billy: Nah, I knew it was an accident. It's no big deal.
Peanut: So you're not a bully?
Billy: Bully? Ah ha ha ha ha. What makes you said that?
Peanut: Flick said that when he was little, you sat on him and wouldn't let him up for like four minutes.
Munchy: Days.
Pinch: Months.
Billy: What?! Oh yeah, I remember. (thought bubble appears over his head) Flick wanted to play horsey. Heh heh. I told him I was too big, but he wouldn't believe me. So I got on his back and he got squished for like a second.
Peanut: Eh heh heh heh heh. Really?
Flick: Oh yeah, now I remember. My mistake. Sorry.
Billy: That's all right, Flick.
Peanut: Billy, I'm sorry I thought bad things about you. (holds out his hand) Friends?
Billy: Friends. (They shake on it and Billy gives back the cap.)
Peanut: (holding it up) I guess my monkey cola cap is lucky after all. (all cheer)
Billy: It sure is!

(Scene change to the Otter family household. It's getting late-- the sun is setting.)

Opal: Well, Peanut, you sure seem happy tonight.
Jelly: That's because we all made a new friend today.
Butter: Brilly!
Peanut: Yeah, Billy's not a bully after all.

~~~Good Old Billy the Duck~~~

[Peanut]

Good ol' Billy the Duck
If he's your friend
Then you're in luck

[Jelly]

We used to think he was a bully
Now that really seems quite silly

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Flick, Opal and Ernest]

We're in luck
With good old Billy the Duck
Good old Billy the Duck
Good old Billy the Duck.

Billy: (opening the door) Uh, are you guys gonna come out to the tent, or what?
Jelly: What's goin' on, Billy?
Billy: Well, it's a little scary out here. Even for a bully. (He chuckles and all laugh.)
Flick: Get it. Bully? Billy? Ah, I quack myself up. Oh, "quack," get it? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Appologies and From Our Heart

2009-06-05T15:45:00.000-07:00

As you'll notice, I have not kept my word for what I was doing with the polls. I was really busy, and I didn't know how to do what I promised I'd do, thus the poll is closed.

To make it up and show I'm sorry, not only am I starting a new poll, but I'm also sharing a video I found on YouTube.

Sorry about this, and I'll try not to do it in the future.

If you want, you can follow along with the Singin' Kid transcript I have up here.

Transcript - Forgive Me Not

2009-06-05T15:22:00.000-07:00

Sorry this was late, but here's another transcript from Agent0042.

"Forgive Me Not"
Written by Dennis Garvey and Tom Nichols
Songs by Fred Newman and Dan Sawyer
Transcribed by Agent0042

(I've seen this plot on at least two or three other shows, but "PB&J Otter" always does stuff well. Coming soon, hopefully, both "Billy the Duck"and "Follow Your Nose.")

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Nancy Giles as Aunt Nanner
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon

Aunt Nanner: "Forgive Me Not"

Jelly: Is she here? Do ya' see her?
Peanut: No.
Jelly: Mama, when is Aunt Nanner gonna get here?
Opal: Soon, I hope. But I'm afraid you kids need to go to bed.
Peanut, Butter and Jelly: Awwww.
Jelly: One more minute, please?
Ernest: Now kids, you'll get to see Aunt Nanner first thing in the morning. How's that? (sound of boat horn honking)
PB&J: Huh?!
Butter: Nanner!
Otter Family: Oh!
Aunt Nanner: (riding behind the boat on a jetski) Hi, ya'll! (giggles) Woo-hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! Woo hoo!
PB&J: Aunt Nanner! Yeah!

(The boat speeds up to the docking plank for the Otter family houseboat, rounds the bend and Aunt Nanner leaps off.)

Aunt Nanner: Aha! Thanks, guy! Hello, my sweet little angel otters. I've got a surprise for you.
Peanut: Oh boy! Salmon bubble gum!
Jelly: (squeaky with excitement) That's my favorite!
Peanut and Jelly: Thank you!
Opal: Anna, you're here only a minute and you're already spoiling the kids.
Aunt Nanner: Well, they don't see their Aunt Nanner every day now, do they?
Jelly: (noticing Aunt Nanner's snazzy sunglasses) Aunt Nanner, your glasses are beautiful.
Aunt Nanner: You like them?
Jelly: Like them? I love them. (startled by Butter popping her gum) Ahh! (All giggle except Butter.)
Ernest: All right, PB&J. Now it's really time to get ready for bed.
Jelly: (running up and hugging Aunt Nanner along with Peanut) Aw, Daddy, Aunt Nanner just got here.
Peanut: Can't we just a little bit longer?
Aunt Nanner: (putting on a cowboy hat and using a "wild west" accent) Now you listen up, buckaroos. You mosey on into the bunkhouse and get yourself some shuteye. I need you to be well rested for the seahorse rodeo tomorrow night. (all three cheer)
Peanut: Seahorse rodeo!
Ernest: Anna, you're too much.

(Scene change. Jelly is outside playing cowboy and cowgirls with Peanut and Butter. She is wearing a bright red cape. Butter is on Peanut's back and Peanut is wearing a cowboy hot.)

Jelly: Ride 'em, cowbaby!
Butter: Horsey!

(Peanut neighs and gallop about. The three giggle and Pinch approaches the group.)

Pinch: Whatch' ya'll doing?
Jelly: We're playing rodeo.
Peanut: Yeah. Our Aunt Nanner's gonna take us to the seahorse rodeo tonight.
Pinch: Wow, Peanut. Can I play rodeo too?
Jelly: Sure!
Pinch: Great! Gimme your cape!
Jelly: Oh. But this is my rodeo cape.
Pinch: Just for a sec?
Jelly: Mmm... (takes it off and fastens it to Pinch)
Pinch: (gasps in delight) Look at me! I'm the queen of the rodeo! (runs around joyfully) La la la la la...

(The cape catches on a nail in the fence. Pinch starts to run forward...)

Peanut: Pinch! Careful!

(Pinch stops herself, but not before the cape gets ripped She gasps in upset.)

Jelly: My cape!
Pinch: Oh no! Jelly, I'm so sorry. (She hands it back to Jelly.) I'll make it up to you, I promise! (Jelly holds up the cape, which appears ruined.)
Jelly: You mean you'll get me a new one?
Pinch: Well, I don't have a cape and I don't have any money. (This wasn't what Jelly wanted to hear. She walks away. Pinch tails after.) But I'll do anything, Jelly! Anything!
Peanut: (catching up with Jelly) It was just an accident, right Jelly? (Jelly walks away again.)
Pinch: (grasping Peanut by the arm) Oh, I've gotta figure out a way to make this up to her. I've got it!
Peanut: Hmm.

(Scene change. Pinch runs past Jelly and into the Otter family houseboat. She heads into Jelly's room.)

Pinch: Just a sec! (They walk in.) I made your bed and I folded all your clothes and put them away neatly. See?!
Jelly: (without any enthusiasm) Oh my. You didn't have to do that. (She sits down on her bed.)
Pinch: So, do you forgive me?
Jelly: Well...

(Jelly holds the cape up to her face and sobs. Pinch walks away sadly. She joins Peanut and Butter in the kitchen. Jelly enters the room and turns on the water for the faucet...)

Peanut: You don't have to do the dishes, Jelly.
Jelly: Yes, I do. It's my turn to do them today.
Peanut: (indicates Pinch, who is drying a plate) Pinch already did 'em for you.
Pinch: (humming) Hm hm hm hm.
Jelly: Thanks.
Pinch: Now do you forgive me?
Jelly: I for-- I for-- I can't believe you ripped it! That was my special cape! (She stalks off.)
Peanut: (putting a comforting arm around Pinch) Don't worry, Pinch. She'll get over it, I hope.

(Jelly sighs and sits down on the Otter family couch. She tries them on, but then they fall off her face. They hit the table and then the floor.)

Jelly: Oh no! Aunt Nanner's glasses!

(She picks them up and runs outside. Peanut and Butter find her outside, pacing.)

Peanut: Jelly, what's wrong?
Jelly: Oh, Peanut. I broke Aunt Nanner's new sunglasses.
Peanut: Uh oh. How'd you do that?
Jelly: Well, I saw them on the coffee table and I was trying them on a little bit and I dropped 'em. Look. Poor Aunt Nanner. These glasses were so special. What am I gonna do?
Peanut: Maybe we could fix 'em?
Jelly: Peanut Otter, you're the greatest older brother I've ever had.
Peanut: I'm the only older brother you've ever had. (giggles) Come on!

(They walk inside, Butter going for a bit of a ride.)

Aunt Nanner: Howdy, kids! Soon it's gonna be time for the rodeo!
Peanut: (nonchalant) We can't wait.
Jelly: Um, we're gonna go down to the basement and do somethin', okay?
Opal: Okay. You don't need to ask permission for that.

(The three walk sideways, slowly, into the basement, Peanut giving a little wave. Opal puts up her hands as if to say she doesn't get it.)

Jelly: Okay, now how do we fix the glasses?
Peanut: I don't know.
Jelly: You don't know?!
Peanut: Don't panic. Here, chew some of Aunt Nanner's gum. That always calms you down. Now let's see. We need something sticky. Maybe there's something down here we can use. Paint? Nah, that won't work. Glue? Nope, all used up. (Jelly chews her gum, blows it and pops a bubble.) Gum!
Jelly: I just chewed the whole pack. Sorry. I guess I'm more nervous than I thought.
Peanut: No, Jelly. We can use the gum to fix the glasses.
Jelly: Peanut, you're a genius. I'll just put some gum in these holes. Then we can stick the jewels back in good as new. See?
Peanut: Watch out, Jelly. You're getting gum all over everything.
Jelly: Oh no.
Peanut: They look worse than ever.
Jelly: I think we'd better do a noodle dance and fast.
Peanut: (crosses his arms) I'll use my noodle, but I'm not dancing.

Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the Noodle Dance

Jelly: I've got it!
Peanut: Wait, let me guess. A time machine.
Jelly: Nope.
Peanut: A helicopter?
Jelly: (shakes her head) Nope.
Peanut: Giant magnet?
Jelly: And no. (takes a deep breath) I have to go and tell Aunt Nanner the truth.
Peanut: What kind of plan is that?
Jelly: It's the only thing to do. (She picks up the glasses and heads upstairs.) Oh, she'll never forgive me. Uh, Aunt Nanner, I'm really sorry. Please don't be mad at me.
Aunt Nanner: Mad at you? What on Earth could ever make me get mad at you, honey?
Jelly: (handing her the glasses) I didn't mean to, but I broke your glasses.
Opal: (wagging her finger) Jelly, you shouldn't have taken Aunt Nanner's glasses without asking her.
Jelly: I know. I'm sorry.
Aunt Nanner: Honey, don't you worry. I can get them fixed. And I know you didn't do it on purpose. I forgive you.
Jelly: You do?
Aunt Nanner: Of course.
Jelly: But they were so expensive.
Aunt Nanner: Expensive? Sweetie, they only cost me six boxtops.
Jelly: Really?
Aunt Nanner: (as she talks, a chorus begins singing "oom bop ahh") Really. And listen, even if they had been expensive, you didn't mean to break them, right?
Jelly: Right.
Aunt Nanner: You're more important to me than any old pair of glasses.

~~~It Works Both Ways~~~

[Male Backing Vocalists]

Oom bop ahh

[Aunt Nanner]

If by mistake we hurt someone
We know just what to do
We quickly say we're sorry
Forgive me please, won't you?
If the person we just hurt
Can look beyond the pain
And say to us that it's okay
We'll all feel good again

[Opal and Male Backing Vocalists]

Oom bop ahh
Oom bop ahh
Oom bop ahh
Oom bop ahh

[Aunt Nanner and Male Backing Vocalists]

It works both ways

[Aunt Nanner]

If you say "I'm sorry"

[Aunt Nanner and Male Backing Vocalists]

It works both ways

[Aunt Nanner]

If I reply "don't worry"

[Aunt Nanner and Male Backing Vocalists]

When it works both ways

[Aunt Nanner]

We've both got no regrets

Yes,

[Aunt Nanner and Male Backing Vocalists]

It works both ways

[Aunt Nanner]

When all forgive and all forget
It's hard to say "I'm sorry"

[Jelly]

It's not easy to forgive

[Aunt Nanner]

But folks who know how to let it go

[Aunt Nanner, Jelly and Male Backing Vocalists]

Know just how to live

[Aunt Nanner and Jelly]

It works both ways

[Aunt Nanner]

If I say "I'm sorry"

[Aunt Nanner, Opal and Jelly]

It works both ways

[Jelly]

If I reply "don't worry"

[Aunt Nanner and Jelly]

When it works both ways

[Aunt Nanner, Jelly and Opal]

We've both got no regrets
Yes, it works both ways

[Jelly]

When all forgive and all forget

[Male Backing Vocalists]

Oom bop ahh
Oom bop ahh
Oom bop ahh.

(During the song, Peanut and Butter enter the room. The song ends, with the backing vocalists wrapping up as Jelly begins speaking...)

Jelly: Oh my, Pinch!
Opal: Where are you going, Jelly?
Jelly: I gotta talk to Pinch.
Pinch: I finished rearranging your sock drawer. (yawns) I'll be back tomorrow to do more stuff for you.
Jelly: Pinch, you didn't mean to tear my cape. I'm sorry I made you feel so bad about it. And I'm sorry I let you do all this work.
Pinch: But your cape!
Jelly: Pinch, you're more important than some old cape.
Pinch: You mean you forgive me?
Jelly: I forgive you, infinity.

(The show's standard theme for fun and happiness plays as Jelly, Pinch and Butter slide downstairs.)

Aunt Nanner: You kids better get ready. It's almost time to go to the seahorse rodeo.
Jelly: You mean you're still taking us? After what I did?
Aunt Nanner: Did? What? I don't remember you doing anything. Do you?
Jelly: Aunt Nanner, you're the best.
Aunt Nanner: And, Pinch, why don't you come along with us? The more the merrier, I always say.
Pinch: Oh, how wonderful.
Aunt Nanner: (putting on her hat) Come on, buckaroos! Fix up your horsies. We're going to the rodeo.

(An instrumental of "It Works Both Ways" plays as all cheer and chatter. They exit the Otter family houseboat.)

Jelly: Yee-hah! Ride 'em, cowgirls. Come on, buckaroo Pinch!
Pinch: Yee-hah, buckaroo Jelly!

Transcript - Trading Places

2009-05-25T06:53:00.001-07:00

Hey, I know this is kind of abrupt, but I got the transcript, and based on popular vote, I'm adding this one and changing the poll so that I can add the transcript and keep the poll running.

Sorry about any confusion this may have caused.

"Trading Places"

Written by Anne Baumgarten and Bruce Shelly
Songs by Rich Mendoza, Lyrics and Music
Transcribed by Agent0042

Agent0042: Leave it to Mr. Snooty to just demand of Mr. Otter that he and his family do housesitting and not even leave them a set of instructions or anything. Anyways, I managed to get a better audio quality this time, so transcribing was easier, but scene descriptions are still somewhat minimal as I'm not working along with video. If anyone has a particular transcript they want next, check my collection list over at TV.com...

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Eddie Korbich as Ootsie Snooty
Eddie Korbich as Bootsie Snooty
Eddie Korbich as Mr. Edouard Snooty
Bruce Bayley Johnson as Mayor Jeff
Alarm

Opal: "Trading Places"

(sound of boat honking)

Flick: What's goin' on?
Ootsie: Hello, little otters.
Bootsie: Goodbye, little otters. We're off to Poodletopia.
Mr. Snooty: Mr. Otter, it's your rich and lucky day. You get to do me a favor.
Ernest: What kind of favor, Mr. Snooty?
Mr. Snooty: I need a reliable family to live in Snooty Mansion while we're gone.
Ernest: Well, if I think of someone, I'll let ya' know.
Mr. Snooty: Uh uh uh. Ernest, there's only one family for the job. Yours.
Ernest: Mine?
Mr. Snooty: I want you and your family to move into Snooty Mansion immediately. Here. (tosses Ernest a phone)
Ernest: Wow. Whoa! Whoa!
Mr. Snooty: You can call me at any time on my exclusive satellite uplink. I'm Hoohaw One, you're Hoohaw Two.
Ernest: (unenthused) Hoohaw One, Hoohaw Two.
Mr. Snooty: You got it! But you won't need it. I've programmed our home computer to handle everything!
Ernest: Got it.

(The Snooties speed away. The Otter family heads to the Snooty Mansion.)

Jelly: This is gonna be great!
Peanut: Yeah, let's do it!

(They open the door and a loud alarm begins clanging. A balloon floats up, broadcasting the intruder alert so loudly that it can probably be heard throughout the whole community of Lake Hoohaw. Bars appear on the doors and windows.)

Alarm: Warning! Warning! Intruder A non-poodle has entered the house!
Ernest: Hoohaw Two calling Hoohaw One. Come in, Hoohaw One! Please!
Mr. Snooty: This is Hoohaw One. How does it feel to be living in poodle heaven, Hoohaw Two?
Ernest: We can't get in. How do we shut off your entrance alarm system?
Mr. Snooty: No problem. Go to the control panel right next to the front door. Open it. Honk the clown nose twice.

(Ernest honks the clown nose twice, "honk, honk!" and the alarm mercifully abates.)

Peanut: Wow. If it's this exciting outside, just imagine how great it's gonna be inside.
Ernest: Everything fine now, Hoohaw One. This is Ernest, I mean Hoohaw Two, signing off. (sound of phone beeping) Huh? Like I said, Mr. Snooty, we're okay now.
Mayor Jeff: No, Ernest, this is Mayor Jeff at Hoohaw Three.
Ernest: It's Mayor Jeff. Mr. Snooty told him to call this number if he hears the alarm at the Snooty Mansion.
Opal: Well, I guess you can tell him everything's under control.
Ernest: Hoohaw Two to Hoohaw Three. Everything's under control here, Mayor Jeff. Now if we can just keep it that way...
Peanut: I'm hungry.
Jelly: Me too.
Butter: Me thwee.
Ernest: Well, then the first thing we'd better do is find the kitchen.
Jelly: It's not this way.
Peanut: Don't see it this way.
Opal: No kitchen this way.
Ernest: (sound of phone beeping) Hoohaw Two calling Hoohaw One. Hate to bother ya', Mr. Snooty, but where's the kitchen?
Mr. Snooty: Which one? The Monday Kitchen, the Tuesday Kitchen...?
Ernest: Which-- whichever one is closest.
Mr. Snooty: Oh. Just look on the map in the hallway. You'll find easy routes to all seven kitchens. Good luck. (sound of phone beeping) Ah, the Grand Poodletopia Hotel.
Ootsie and Bootsie: Ooh.
Mr. Snooty: Too bad we can't stay there.
Ootsie and Bootsie: Awwww!
Mr. Snooty: Sorry. There are no rooms available in the Grand Poodletopia. But I think Camp Survival will be great fun! (Ootsie and Bootsie make a sound of distress.)

Ernest: Now, let's see...
Jelly: I think if we go through the Tuesday TV Room, past the Sunday Solarium, then we might get to the Wednesday Kitchen.
Ernest: Good thinking, Jelly. Follow me, everyone.
Jelly: We found it.
Peanut: Finally.
Butter: Eat! Eat!
Ernest: I'll check what's in the fridge. Hey, how about some nice caviar-basted bones with imported wild mushroom dog sauce?
Peanut, Jelly and Opal: No, thanks! (Butter blows a loud raspberry.)
Peanut: Yuck. But speaking of dogs, I could go for a plain old clamdog right about now.
Jelly: Me too! On a plain old bun. Mmm.
Butter: Me thwee!
Ernest: Uhhhhhhh, ooh. Sorry, ya'll. No clamdogs and no plain old bun.
Ootsie: Plain old clamdogs?
Bootsie: On a plain old bun?
Ootsie and Bootsie: Yuck!
Bootsie: I wonder if there's a caviar takeout in the neighborhood.

(Back at the Poodle Mansion. Peanut and Jelly have managed to locate a bedroom and are settling down for bed.)

Peanut: (yawns widely and loudly) Boy, I'm really sleepy.
Jelly: (yawns the same way) Me too. I just hope I can stay awake until Mom and Dad can tuck us in.
Peanut: (yawns) That won't be too long. I'll bet they'll get Butter right to sleep.

~~~Bedtime Button~~~

[Jelly]

(What's this?)

[Peanut]

(reading "Bedtime button.")

[Peanut and Jelly]

(Huh?)

[Poodle Robots]

When nighttime comes
It's time to sleep
To your bed
Now you must creep
Woof, woof, woof

Good night
Sleep tight.

[Jelly]

(Wow. Was that a nightmare?)

Peanut: Yeah. I can't wait for Mom and Dad to come say a real good night.
Jelly: Me neither. Mom! Daddy!

(sound of owl hooting)

Bootsie: Father should have brought our good night robots.

~~~Wish I Was Home~~~

[Ootsie and Bootsie]

(We'll never get to sleep!)

[Peanut]

I wish I was back in our houseboat
Tucked in my cozy bunk bed

[Jelly]

If this is luxury
The good life's not for me
I wish I was back home instead

[Peanut]

This room's too big

[Jelly]

The bed's too soft

[Peanut]

Nothing here feels right

[Jelly]

Those crazy poodle robots
Gave us such a nasty fright

[Peanut]

With rhinestone-studded pillows
You can't have a pillow fight

[Jelly]

I wish I was home in my own bed tonight

[Bootsie]

I wish I was back in our mansion
Tucked into cool satin sheets

[Ootsie]

Here at Fort Survival
We'll be lucky to survive
I wish we could sound the retreat

[Bootsie]

This tent's too small

[Ootsie]

The ground's too hard

[Bootsie]

The sleeping bag's too tight

[Ootsie]

Our lovely poodle robots
Would be such a welcome sight

[Bootsie]

We left our bones at home
And there's nothing good to bite

[Ootsie]

I wish I was home
In my own bed tonight

[Peanut, Jelly, Ootsie and Bootsie]

Star-light, star-bright
I wish I was home
In my own bed tonight.

(Scene change. It's morning time and Peanut and Jelly have obviously had a rough night.)

Opal: And how did you kids sleep?
Peanut: (yawns) I missed my own bed.
Jelly: Me too.
Butter: Me thwee.
Opal: You'll cheer up if you go play in the toy room. Your father and I will figure out how to make breakfast.
Butter: Play, play!
Jelly: Hmm.

(They head to the toy room and have a lot of fun playing with the toys...)

Peanut: Cool toys!
Jelly: Wow, look at this great play structure!

(Alarm klaxon begins wailing.)

Alarm: Warning! Warning! A non-poodle is trying to play on the poodle play structure!
Jelly: Ahh! We've gotta find Mom and Dad and stop this.
Peanut: Hmm.
Jelly: Mama, Daddy, call Mr. Snooty.
Peanut: He's got to tell us how to turn off the playroom alarms.
Ernest: Honey, have you seen the phone?
Opal: I thought you had it, Ernest.
Ernest: Uh, gotta be here someplace...

(Sound of another alarm klaxon.)

Alarm: Warning! Warning! A non-poodle has entered the kitchen!
Peanut: Oh no! How can we stop these alarms?
Jelly: If there was ever a time for a noodle dance, this is it!
Peanut: But how can we think in all this noise?
Jelly: How can we not think?

(The alarms, thankfully, do not follow the family into the Noodle Dance sequence. Ernest and Opal decide to join in the dance. Peanut stands still, as usual, for about a couple seconds and then joins in the dance.)

Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the noodle dance!

Jelly: I've got it! We can turn off all the electricity.
Ernest: Great idea!
Jelly: But we don't know where the main switch is.
Ernest: I could go look for it, but it might take forever.
Peanut: Maybe we should just go home.
Opal: We can't do that. Your Dad promised Mr. Snooty we'd take care of his mansion.
Peanut: Maybe we could get Mayor Jeff to take over for us. He's got a bone phone too.
Jelly: That's it! Mayor Jeff!
Peanut: I'm glad you agree.
Jelly: No! Mayor Jeff has the Hoohaw Three phone. He can call Dad's Hoohaw Two phone and when it rings, we can find it.
Peanut: And call Mr. Snooty and he'll tell us how to turn off all the alarms. But how do we get Mayor Jeff to call?
Jelly: By setting off the outside alarm system, so he sees the balloon.
Opal: That's using your noodle, Jelly.
Ernest: Come on.
Jelly: Okay, Daddy. Open the front door, just like you did the first time.

(He does and the alarms go off.)

Alarm: Warning! Warning! Intruders! A non-poodle has entered the house!
Jelly: Listen. Do you hear that?
Peanut: It's the Hoohaw Two phone.
Jelly: And it's in your pocket.
Ernest: Oops. Heh. Forgot I put it here.
Mayor Jeff: Hoohaw Two, this is Hoohaw Three. What's wrong at the Snooty Mansion?
Ernest: Mayor Jeff, this is Ernest Otter. Everything's fine, actually. I just had you call me so I could ask you to hang up. Thanks and goodbye.
Mayor Jeff: Well, you're welcome and goodbye. What was that all about?
Ernest: This is Hoohaw Two calling Hoohaw One. How do we turn off every alarm in the house?
Mr. Snooty: No problem, Hoohaw Two. I have a special plan for this situation. Ya' just honk the clown's nose once.
Ernest: Thank you, very much. Hey, you're here!
Jelly: Mr. Snooty, we didn't expect you back so early.
Mr. Snooty: Ootsie and Bootsie insisted we come.
Ootsie: Camp Survival is awful.
Bootsie: The horror!
Ootsie: There's just no place
Bootsie: like home!

(The Otters are back at their houseboat.)

Opal: Everybody comfy?
Peanut: Ootsie and Bootsie were right. There's no place like home.
Jelly: Well, they were kind of right.
Peanut: Kind of?
Jelly: Yeah. There's no place like our home.
Peanut: You sure got that right!
Butter: Home! Home!

(all laugh)

Collection Update

2009-05-23T12:13:00.000-07:00

A while back I promised an update on the collection info. That update has finally been publshed. Check it out!

News Galore

2009-05-23T10:52:00.000-07:00

I'm figuring out how to make sound files with Windows Movie Maker (WMM), so there's a possibility that I may be ablo to add sound files and/or music videos of the show to this blog. I can't promise anything, though, as I'd have to make sure I was legally safe doing that first.

In other news, the first poll has closed and Scootch is declared the #1 favorite character.

I've started a new poll so you can tell me which transcript you want to see next.

If you look at the last voting option, you'll see that Agent0042 may send me a transcript of it. This, of course, is good news for me, as it's my favorite episode of the show, one which I haven't seen in ages.

If you want to view a video clip of the song, along with other songs from the show, go to this link:

http://amazingtunes.tv/KidsTV/KidsTV/PBJ.html

After e-mailing the person who put these clips on their website, I discovered that he worked on the production of these songs for the show, and Disney gave him the logo free copies of the episodes he worked on. Unfortunately, he can't post them in their entirety.

There is some good news, though. If you look on my YouTube channel (and have a YouTube account, which, for those of you who don't know, is free) and go to the groups section, you'll see I've started a PB&J Otter group. My goal with the group is to have enough people join to finally convince Disney to put the show out on DVD.

Oodelay-O, PB&J fans!

Transcript - Bagpipe Blues (incomplete)

2009-05-21T03:34:00.000-07:00

Sorry, but I don't have access to a complete English copy of this episode yet, so this is the best I could do.

I appoloize for the question marks at the end. The audio quality, as stated in my collection guide, is hard to hear at the end. I'll try to get that fixed soon.

Bagpipe Blues

(from the start of the recording)

Jelly: We’ll just have to go get Mom.

Peanut: No! She’ll be very mad! We can handle this ourselves.

Jelly: We can? How?

Butter: Me, three.

Peanut: Easy! We just…well…first we…okay, I don’t know yet.

Butter: Uh oh.

Peanut: Uh oh. It’s the Watchbirds! Hide!!

(PB&J run behind a bush)

The cranes fly behind the bush where PB&J are

Cap’n Crane: Watchbird alert! Watchbird alert! Did you kids see a suspicious character around here?

Connie Crane: A burglar type?

Peanut: A burglar?

Cap’n Crane: This morning, I noticed a burglar stealing your daddy’s bagpipes out of your house.

Peanut: You d-d-d-did?

Jelly: Peanut…

Peanut: Wasn’t me!!!!!

Cap’n Crane: He was about your height and your width, and the same color as you. You seen anybody like that?

Peanut: No sir. Nobody like that. Haven’t seen ‘em. Have you, Jelly?

Jelly: No comment.

Cap’n Crane: Too bad. We’d better keep looking, Connie. Bye, now.

They walk away.

Connie Crane: Did it ever occur to you that you were describing someone a lot like Peanut?

Cap’n Crane: Well, now. That’s a thought.

Connie Crane: Same height, same width, same—

Cap’n Crane: *gasp!* You’re right, Connie! Peanut Otter has an evil twin!

Connie Crane: Aw, Cap’n. I think it’s your naptime.

Cap’n Crane: Oh.

They fly away

Jelly: Peanut Otter! You are a big, fat liar!

Peanut: Am not! I haven’t seen any bagpipe burglar.

Jelly: That’s because you took the bagpipes, and then you big, fat lied on purpose! If you’d told the truth, they might have helped us get it back!

Munchy pops out of a bush

Munchy: Hey, Peanut. Hey, Jelly. Hey, Baby Butter. Are you all looking for (????), too?

Peanut: Looking for who, Munchy?

Munchy: The big, bad bagpipe burglar. Everyone on Lake Hoohaw is looking.

Peanut: Uh, yeah. Me, too.

Munchy: Your poor dad.

Peanut: Yeah. Yeah. We’ve all got to keep looking. So why don’t you go far away, and we’ll go look right here along the shore, okay? See ya, Munch. Bye, bye.

He walks away

Peanut: (cont’d; to Jelly) Come on! You’ve got to help me!

Jelly: Hmm.

Peanut: Pleeeeeeeeaaaaase!!!

Jelly: You keep saying we can get the bagpipes ourselves, but you haven’t said how.

Peanut: That’s ‘cause I haven’t thought of how.

Jelly: You wanna do the Noodle Dance?

Butter: Yay!

Peanut: You know, it just might be crazy enough to work!

Jelly: Ready, brain? Let’s noodle! (after Noodle Dance) I’ve got it! I’ve got an idea!

Peanut: Great! What is it?

Jelly: Why don’t you tell the truth? It’s the right thing to do, and you might get some real help.

Peanut: I thought you had a serious idea. I know! If we had a big, giant claw thing, I could reach in there and pull out the bagpipes.

Jelly: But where are we going to get a big, giant claw thing?

Peanut: Yeah. Who am I kidding? Besides, Mom won’t let us use heavy machinery. (with Jelly and Butter) Hmmm….

Jelly: Hey! Here’s an idea!

Peanut: Does it involve telling the truth?

Jelly: Maybe.

Peanut: I’ve got a much better idea!

Butter: (shaking head) Ohhh.

PB&J are at Mayor Jeff’s boat

Peanut: Can we borrow this net to clean our swimming pool?

Mayor Jeff: Swimming pool?

Peanut: Yeah, it’s Olympic-sized and very dirty…and sharks.

Mayor Jeff: But, Peanut, you don’t have a pool.

Peanut: Uhhh….gotta go. Thank you!

PB&J are back where the bagpipes remain in the water

Peanut: There, I think I got it. Oh no!

Jelly: You pushed them out into the lake!

Butter: Uh oh!

Peanut: I’m in a world of trouble.

Jelly: Look! The wind is making it float away! We’ve got to follow it!

Peanut: Come back! Come back!

Jelly: Yelling at them won’t do any good, Peanut.

Peanut: I suppose you have a better idea?

Jelly: I do!

Peanut: What?

Jelly: Look. First you stole Dad’s bagpipes…

Peanut: Well, not really. I...

Jelly: Next, you lied so many times I’ve lost count!

Peanut: Just little ones.

Jelly: Now you’re in so much trouble, there’s only one thing left to do.

Peanut: Noodle Dance?

Jelly: No! We’ve got to tell Dad!

Peanut: Yeah. Maybe you’re right.

Jelly: Hey, look! Here comes Dad! Hey, Daddy! Come here! Come here! Peanut has something he wants to tell you!

Butter: Dada!

Peanut: I’m definitely in a world of trouble.

Jelly: You’ll just have to take what comes.

On Ernest’s boat

Peanut: Dad, I’ve done a really bad thing.

Ernest: What’s that, Peanut?

Peanut: Well—

They arrive where the bagpipes are

Jelly: We’re here. Come on, Daddy!

Peanut: Bagpipes ahoy, Dad!

Ernest: I see them, Son. Hang on, everybody. I’m reversing engines and dropping anchor. I knew these would come in handy for something. (picks them up and gets them into the boat)

Peanut: Are the bagpipes alright, Dad?

Ernest: I can’t tell yet, Son.

Peanut: Dad, I’m sorry I took your bagpipes without asking.

Ernest: Thanks for saying so, Peanut.

Peanut: And I never should have lied to the Watchbirds about not seeing it.

Ernest: I bet they’d appreciate an apology, too.

Peanut: Yeah.

Jelly: And while you’re at it, you can apologize to Munchy, and Mayor Jeff, and Flick, and me, and—

Peanut: Okay! I get it.

Jelly: Are they ruined, Daddy?

Ernest: Well, let’s see. Well, I’d say these old bagpipes sound good as new.

Jelly: Uh oh. I think there’s a scratch right there.

Ernest: Hmm. I remember that scratch.

Peanut: You remember it?

Ernest: It’s the one I made when I sneaked these bagpipes away from my dad.

Peanut: You mean you did what I did?

Ernest: Yup. And I tried to lie about it, just like you. It got me grounded for about a week.

Peanut: I guess that’s what lies lead to—a world of trouble.

Ernest: Well, Son, since you’ve figured that much out, I guess you’ve figured out the rest.

Peanut: I’m grounded for a week?

Ernest: Yup.

Peanut: It’s okay, Dad. I deserve it.

At the Otters’ house-boat

Flick: Oh, hello, Mr. Ottter, sir. Can Peanut come out and play? I know he’s grounded all week, but—

Ernest: He’s staying in and playing right now, Flick. Maybe tomorrow, okay?

Flick: Okay.

They sing a song that sounds like this

Oh, you can’t be blue

When you fiddle dee doo

????????

????????

Singing and a’playing

Just me and you

Flick: Cheese and quackers! Peanut can play the bagpipes and he does have a band!

The end

Transcript - Thanks for the Giggle Melon

2009-05-16T10:12:00.000-07:00

Agent0042 has typed up another transcript. This time, it's a double-length episode. Thanks, Agent0042!

"Thanks for the Giggle Melon"

Written by Dennis Garvey and Tom Nichols
Songs by Joshua Sitron, Lyrics and Music
Transcribed by Agent0042
(I transcribed this from an audio recording I made while watching the episode. As such, scene description may be a bit less than usual.)

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter
Chris Phillips as Cap'n Crane
Jackie Hoffman as Mrs. Connie Crane
Nancy Giles as Aunt Nanner
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Eddie Korbich as Ootsie Snooty
Eddie Korbich as Bootsie Snooty
Bruce Bayley Johnson as Mayor Jeff
Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Cody Pennes as Scootch Raccoon
Corinne Orr as Wanda Raccoon
Corinne Orr as Shirley Duck
Mrs. Beaver
Redolfo (non-speaking)
Mr. Muskrat
Mrs. Muskrat
Dolores
Lilly

Opal: "Thanks for the Giggle Melon"

Peanut: Phew. This snow otter sure was a lot of work to make.
Jelly: Yeah, but it was worth it.
Peanut: That's for sure. I bet Snowy is the best snow otter ever.
Jelly: I wish it would snow some more. Then we could build him a friend.

(Redolfo blows by on a jetski with Aunt Nanner riding along. It kicks up a bunch of snow, covering Peanut, Jelly and the snow otter.)

Aunt Nanner: Woo hoo!
Peanut: Man, Jelly. You gotta be careful what you wish for.
Aunt Nanner: Yee-haw!
Jelly: It's not snowing! It's Aunt Nanner!
Butter: Nanner, Nanner!
Aunt Nanner: Ooh, sorry about that, kids. See you later, Redolfo. (gives him a kiss)
Kids: Aunt Nanner!
Aunt Nanner: Ooh, okay, okay. Hold on.
Peanut: How come?
Aunt Nanner: 'Cause we need to go inside and see what fun surprises your Aunt Nanner has brought you.
Kids: Ya'ay!

(They head inside the Otter household, where Aunt Nanner begins the gift-giving.)

Opal: Here you go. Some nice hot cocoa to warm everybody up.
Aunt Nanner: And I've got a present for everybody from my trip to Howdydo Island.
Peanut: Wow! Howdydo Island? That sounds cool.
Aunt Nanner: Not only cool, it's hot. In fact, it's so hot, everybody uses a fan. (She gives one to Peanut.)
Peanut: Wow, thanks Aunt Nanner!
Aunt Nanner: And it rains so much there, everyone needs an umbrella.
Monkey Umbrella: Uh oh! It's raining! It's raining!
Butter: Uh oh! Raining! Raining!
Aunt Nanner: And for Jelly, I have a special Howydo Island treat. It's a giggle melon.
Jelly: Wow, thanks Aunt Nanner. Why do they call it a giggle melon?
Aunt Nanner: You'll find out when you eat it. It tastes so delicious -- (Jelly eats it and giggles.) you can't help but giggle.
Jelly: Thanks, Aunt Nanner. This is amazing. (giggles)
Opal: Anna, you've done it again. The children love their presents.

(Jelly continues to giggle at the taste of the giggle melon.)

Peanut: Hey, Jel, can I have a taste of that giggle melon?
Jelly: Sure, Peanut. (giggles) I'm sorry, Peanut, I don't have anymore. But maybe Aunt Nanner brought another one.
Aunt Nanner: Yes, Jelly?
Jelly: That giggle melon was the best-tasting thing I've ever put in my whole mouth. Do you have another one for Peanut and Butter?
Aunt Nanner: Oh, Jelly, I'm sorry. I don't. And they only grow on Howydo Island.
Jelly: No more giggle melon?

(Scene change. The kids are outside, sledding on lids in the snow.)

Munchy: Watch how fast I can go!
Peanut: Watch out, here I come!
Pinch: I'm a cannonball!
Scootch: My turn! My turn! Yaaahhhh! Oof! (knocks into the snow otter built earlier in the episode) Sorry, sorry. My fault.
Pinch: Jelly, are you okay?
Jelly: Huh? Oh, sure, Pinch. I'm fine. I just can't stop thinking about giggle melon.
Flick: Giggle Melon? Who's he? Some new cartoon character?
Jelly: It's not a cartoon character. It's the best fruit in the whole world.
Munchy: Hey, that sounds good. Can I have some?
Flick: How 'bout me? I asked her first.
Pinch: I'll have a small piece, please.
Jelly: I'd love to give you some, but I don't have any anymore.
Munchy: Oh.
Jelly: I wish I could think of a way to get some. Hey, how 'bout a Noodle Dance?
Flick: Yeah.
Munchy: Sure!
Pinch: We'll think of something.
Peanut: I'll noodle, but it's way too cold to dance.

Noodle, noodle, do the Noodle Dance
Use your noodle, use your brain

Flick: Hey, I got it! We could go buy another giggle melon at your dad's store-boat.
Peanut: That would be a good idea, except he doesn't sell them.
Flick: Oh.
Jelly: Hey, I've got it. We jump on a subway. That'll take us all the way to Howydo Island.
Peanut: I like it, Jelly, but I don't think there's a subway that goes to Howydo Island.
Flick: Hello?! There's no subway that goes anywhere. We don't have subways!
Jelly: Oh yeah, I forgot. Man, if only I'd saved some giggle melon from yesterday.
Munchy: That's it. We can all run backwards real fast until we get all the way back to yesterday.
Peanut: Come on, guys. Let's try it.
Jelly: Yeah. If it works, I can give you all a piece of giggle melon.

(They all try running backwards very fast, shouting out excitedly, but they just collapse and don't get anywhere.)

Munchy: Wow. Yesterday looks just like today. I mean, tomorrow? Heh heh heh.
Jelly: Well, that didn't work.
Pinch: Then let's make snow angels instead.
Jelly: Let's not just make snow angels. Let's do thinking and make snow angels. (Noodle Dance music resumes.)
Peanut: Are you sure there isn't any of that giggle melon left at the house? Not even one teeny-tiny piece?
Jelly: Nah. It was so good, I ate the whole thing. Except for this seed. That's it! I can plant the seed and we can grow all the giggle melons we want. (Flick takes the seed from her.) Huh?
Flick: So what are we waiting for? Let's get this seed growing. (He starts to plant it in the snow.)
Peanut: I don't think we can plant a garden in the snow, Flick.
Munchy: Yeah. Mayor Jeff always plants his garden in the spring.
Flick: I knew that.
Jelly: Well, hope spring gets here soon.

(Spring has arrived. The kids gather up plenty of equipment to start their garden.)

Opal: Starting a farm, kids?
Jelly: We're gonna plant my giggle melon seed.
Opal: I don't know much about gardening, kids, but I think it might be hard to grow giggle melons in Lake Hoohaw.
Jelly: That's okay, mama. All my friends are gonna help me. Right, ya'll?
Munchy: Well, sure, Jelly. But if giggle melons won't grow here...
Jelly: Mama didn't say they won't grow. She just said it would be hard. Well, we'll just work hard. Right?
Pinch: Right!
Peanut: I don't know, Jelly.
Jelly: Mayor Jeff knows a lot about gardening.

(They go to visit him.)

Mayor Jeff: Giggle melons, huh? Don't believe I ever heard of any those growin' around these parts.
Jelly: Maybe nobody ever had a seed, like I do.
Mayor Jeff: Well, I-- I think it's because giggle melons will probably grow only in tropical weather.
Jelly: Tropical weather?
Mayor Jeff: Yep. Very wet and very hot.
Jelly: Ooh, maybe Dad has an idea!
Ernest: I don't think so, honey. Not here in Lake Hoohaw.
Cap'n Crane: Watchbird alert! Watchbird alert! The kids have a problem. We'd better check it out.
Connie: Okay, you go ahead. I'll be right there.
Cap'n Crane: Uh oh, now I have a problem.
Mrs. Raccoon: It's never been done before.
Jelly: That's for sure.
Cap'n Crane: Hey, kids! There. Come on, Connie. Where'd she go? Huh? Whoa! Leapin' mackerels, Connie. We gotta go see--
Connie: I already went, Cap'n. Jelly Otter's tryin' to grow giggle melons.
Cap'n Crane: Giggle melons? You can't grow those here.
Connie: That's what I told her.
Cap'n Crane: Well, I'd better keep an eye on things.
Mrs. Raccoon: Sorry, kids. I don't think you can do it.
Peanut: Everybody said that we can't.
Jelly: But I just know we can.
Flick: This is never gonna work. Let's go play Space Ducks. (He, Munchy, Pinch and Scootch leave.)
Peanut: Playing Space Ducks sounds like fun.
Jelly: You can go, Peanut. But I'm gonna grow giggle melons even if I have to do it all by myself.
Aunt Nanner: Hi, kids! Thanks, Redolfo!
Peanut, Butter and Jelly: Aunt Nanner!
Aunt Nanner: Now what are my three little darlings up to today?
Jelly: We're gonna grow giggle melons.
Peanut: But everybody told us giggle melons won't grow here.
Aunt Nanner: Well, it's true that giggle melons usually grow only in a tropical place.
Jelly: You mean I can't do it?
Aunt Nanner: Oh, honey, I didn't say that. With a lot of hard work, you never know what you can make happen.
Jelly: Yay! I knew I could do it!

(Sequence of Jelly planting and maintaining her garden. A whimsical version of "Here We Go 'Round the Mulberry Bush plays.)

Jelly: Hey, it looks like-- it is! Yippee!

(Scene change-- Peanut and Jelly's room.)

Peanut: You really did it, Jelly. It's growing! I'm sorry we didn't believe in you.
Jelly: That's okay, Peanut. I'm gonna dream about my giggle melon. I can't wait to give some to all my friends.

~~~We'll All Laugh Together~~~

[Jelly]

We've been friends for a long, long time
And I know what's yours is mine
Now that the melons are fullly grown
I'm happy to give you each your own
So grab a giggle melon
And prepare to smile
A giggle melon smile is right in style

So grab a giggle melon
And prepare to smile
And we'll laugh together for a while
And we'll laugh together for a while.

Jelly: It's morning. I gotta go check my giggle melon garden. Good morning, giggle. (gasps) Oh no!

(There is a caterpillar eating Jelly's plant. It giggles happily.)

Jelly: My giggle melon plant! It's ruined! That's okay, Mr. Caterpillar. I forgive you. Oh. Now nobody'll ever get to taste any giggle melon.

(Jelly departs, sadly. Unbeknownst to her, a leaf perks up on the plant and a small sprout shoots up. The plant is still alive and well. Scene change. A triumphant theme plays as the kids play an adventure game.)

Peanut: Full speed ahead, mates! This is your captain speaking.
Flick: Well, I'm the captain too and I say we turn around and head ()
Munchy: I thought I was the captain! Let's take this boat to Howydo Island!
Jelly: Howdydo Island? That's where they grow giggle melons.
Flick: Giggle melons!? Cheese and quackers, Munchy! We're not supposed to remind Jelly of giggle melons. She doesn't want to hear the words "giggle melon" ever again. So no more talk about-- you know, giggle melons.
Munchy: Oh, I forgot. Sorry, Jelly.
Peanut: Hey, guys! Let's play on the swings! We can play "Pass the Butter, Please."
Flick: Pass the Butter, please! (Butter giggles.) Thank you!
Pinch: Pass the Butter ball.
Munchy: Here she comes!
Butter: Whee!
Jelly: You love to play Pass the Butter, Please, don't you?
Butter: Looky.
Pinch: Oh, look. Mr. Caterpillar likes to play Pass the Butter, Please too.
Flick: Hey! Isn't that the same caterpillar that ate Jelly's giggle melon? Oops! Me and my big beak! I was trying so hard not to say "giggle melon." Oops. I said it again.
Peanut: Hey, Jelly. It sure is getting hot, isn't it? Why don't we go ask Mom if we can go swimming?
Flick: Yeah, swimming. That's a great idea! Right, Jelly? Then we won't have to think about giggle melons. What?! What?!

(The kids head to the lake, where they do some fun swimming. They cheer and splash merrily.)

Opal: Come on, kids. Time for lunch. Everybody out of the water.
Munchy: Uh oh. I think it's a real sea monster.
Aunt Nanner: Oodel-ay!
Jelly: It's Aunt Nanner!
Aunt Nanner: And I've got enough fishsicles for everybody.
Opal: Now kids, just take one each. You don't wanna spoil your lunch.

(The kids all cheer and shout happily and take one each.)

Jelly: Mmm. These fishsicles are great.
Pinch: Your Aunt Nanner always brings the best treats.
Flick: Yeah, like the time she brought that giggle melon. Did I say giggle melon again? Oops, I said it again. Sorry, Jelly. I didn't mean to say gig- (Peanut and Munchy cover his beak, cutting him off.) Ow.
Peanut: It's just that we never tasted any of the gig- you know what.
Pinch: And you made it sound so yummy, we were all hoping to try some.
Flick: Yeah, Jelly. Could you tell us again how giggle melon tasted?

(Jelly sobs and walks away.)

Flick: Cheese and quackers! I said it again!

(Scene change. The kids are playing just outside the Otter household and Peanut and Butter come out to join them.)

Flick: Oodel-ay, PB&-- Where's Jelly?!
Peanut: She didn't feel like coming out to play. She's really sad about her garden.
Pinch: I know. Maybe we can plant some flowers in the garden. That might make her happy.

(They visit Jelly's garden and make a discovery...)

Butter: Giggle!
Peanut: You're right, Butter. The giggle melon plant is growing again. Let's go tell Jelly.

(They all go to visit Jelly.)

Flick: You should see it, Jelly. It has a leaf and everything.
Pinch: And we all can help you take care of it.
Munchy: I can taste the giggle melon already. (giggles)
Jelly: It's no use. I tried and it just didn't work. And now summer's half over.
Peanut: Well, I guess she doesn't wanna try anymore. Let's go plant the flowers anyway.
Aunt Nanner: What did the kids say, Jelly?
Jelly: Oh, they wanted me to start trying to grow giggle melons again. But it's too hard. I already tried.
Opal: Now, Jelly, I know you're discouraged. But I'm very very proud of you.
Jelly: Proud? Why? After all my hard work, I still don't have any melons to share with my friends.
Aunt Nanner: But the melon did grow, Jelly. Everyone said you couldn't do it, but you didn't give up. And you shouldn't give up now.
Jelly: Well, my friends did say they'd help me this time.
Aunt Nanner: Of course they will, honey.
Jelly: And this time, we'll be sure to protect the plant from hungry caterpillars.
Aunt Nanner: Great thinking, Jelly! That's using your noodle!
Jelly: Do you really think I can do it?
Aunt Nanner: You won't know if you don't try.
Jelly: Then I'm gonna try.
Pinch: You dig up that old giggle melon plant, Peanut, and then we can plant these beautiful flowers.
Peanut: Well, I guess this is good-bye, giggle melon plant.
Jelly: Peanut, wait! I wanna try to grow that giggle melon again!
Flick: All right, Jelly! We can do it!
Jelly: I'm glad you're all gonna help me. Now that summer's almost over, we'll have to think of ways to really help the giggle melon grow.
Peanut: Hey, I know, Jelly. We'll think of something if we Noodle Dance.
Flick: (looks like he's been slapped stunned) What?! You wanna do a Noodle Dance?!
Peanut: Well, she is my sister. Come on, let's dance!

(Flick continues to stand stunned. Peanut and Jelly start the dance and eventually the others join in. Pinch grabs a basket of a flower petals and throws them around merrily.)

Noodle, noodle, do the Noodle Dance
Solve a problem, it's no strain
Use your noodle, that's your brain
Do the Noodle Dance!

Flick: Ooh, I know. We can work extra-fast. Then the giggle melon will grow extra-fast. Watch this! (He picks up a watering can and runs toward the plant, but he trips and falls.) Oh. Oof!
Peanut: I don't think we should work that fast, Flick. Besides, we need a lot of heat and rain, like Howdydo Island.
Jelly: I've got it. If we all swim together in a chain, we could pull Howydo Island all the way to Lake Hoohaw and grow the giggle melons there.
Peanut: I don't think we could do that, Jelly. We'd never find a rope that big.
Jelly: Well, maybe that plant would grow better if we could make it think that this is Howydo Island.
Peanut: How would we do that, Jel?
Jelly: We'll make it really wet and hot, just like it is on Howydo Island.

~~~Gonna Make the Giggle Melons Grow~~~

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scootch]

Got to make it hot
Got to make it wet
Got to make it sunny
We'll have melons yet

Lots of water and lots of light
Makes the giggle melon grow just right
Mr. Caterpillar, no no no
Gotta make this garden grow

We need water, water, water
Lots and lots of water
Run and get the bucket
Fill it to the top

We need light, light, sunlight
Hot, hot sunlight
Blue skies and sunlight
Sunlight makes it grow

Bang the coconuts like they're drums
Get more water, we need a ton
Mr. Caterpillar, no no no
Gotta make this garden grow
Gonna make the melons grow
Gonna make the giggle melons grow, ho!

Peanut: It's looking pretty good, Jelly.
Jelly: Yeah, but we've been working for three weeks and the giggle melon hasn't started growing yet.
Ootsie: Did I hear somebody say "giggle melon"?
Bootsie: We love giggle melons, right Ootsie?
Ootsie: Right, Bootsie.
Jelly: You've had giggle melon?
Bootsie: Of course. We've had everything.
Ootsie: Why, do you have some?
Jelly: No, we're trying to grow one. But we need more heat and light.
Ootsie: We have the brightest lights in all of Lake Hoohaw, right Bootsie?
Bootsie: Right, Ootsie. Our birthday lights.

(A triumphant instrumental version of "Happy Birthday to You" is played as a scene shows Ootsie and Bootsie on a stage with their birthday lights. Crowd cheers.)

Jelly: Can you bring your lights over here and set them up for us?
Bootsie: Ootsie?
Ootsie: Bootsie?
Ootsie and Bootsie: No!
Others: Aw.
Bootsie: But our butler can.

(The others cheer excitedly. The Poodle butler comes and brings the lights. Ootsie and Bootsie are reclining on chairs, watching the proceedings.)

Bootsie: All this work is simply exhausting.
Ootsie: Yes, but it's worth it, Bootsie. Think about that giggle melon.

(With the help of the big lights and the care and attention of the kids, the giggle melon plant grows and sprouts many melons.)

Jelly: Wow. Now there's enough giggle melons for everybody.
Peanut: All right. There's a whole giggle melon for each of us. Let's go show Mom!
Jelly: Mama! Dad! Look! Giggle melons!
Opal: Jelly, it's wonderful what you and your friends have done.
Ernest: Yep, you kids worked hard and didn't give up. And now you've got a harvest of giggle melons.
Opal: We should have a party.
Ernest: Let's invite the whole town.

(The kids cheer their approval of this idea. Scene change. The whole town has indeed gathered around a massive picnic table for the party.)

Opal: So glad you folks could make it. (A large shadow appears over the table.)
Jelly: Oh no. I hope it's not gonna rain.
Peanut: Look! It's Aunt Nanner!
Aunt Nanner: (descending from a ladder) Goodness gracious. Looks like I got here just in time. What's this wing-ding for?
Jelly: It's a giggle melon party!
Aunt Nanner: Why, Jelly, you really grew giggle melons. I just knew you could do it. I'm proud of you, honey.
Opal: We're all proud of these children. And now, it's time for the kids to eat their giggle melons. (Everyone cheers.)
Jelly: Before we eat, I just wanted to say I'm thankful to all my friends for helping me grow these giggle melons.
Pinch: Thank you, Jelly. It was fun.
Jelly: And I'm thankful to Mama and Aunt Nanner for helping me see that I shouldn't give up. And I'm thankful it's time to eat! Mmm!
Opal: Why, Mr. and Mrs. Muskrat. What a delightful surprise.
Mr. Muskrat: Just happened to be in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by to say hello.
Mrs. Muskrat: Hello.
Opal: We're having a feast. We'd love to have you join us.
Jelly: Hey, Dolores. Hey, Lilly. It's good to see ya'll again.
Dolores and Lilly: Hey, Jelly!
Lilly: What are you eating, Jelly?
Jelly: It's called a giggle melon and we have enough for everybody.

(Jelly realizes that while they may have had enough for everybody that was there, there isn't enough for the Muskrats as well. She decides to share hers.)

Jelly: And here's a piece for you all, too!
Lilly: Wow, Jelly. Thanks for the giggle melon.
Peanut: (whispering) Jelly worked harder than anybody to grow these giggle melons.
Munchy: And it sure was nice of her to share her piece with Dolores and Lilly.
Flick: You guys thinking what I'm thinking? (trumpet fanfare plays)
Peanut: Here, Jelly.
Flick: Me, too.
Munchy: Here you go, Jelly.
Pinch: Here's another piece, Jelly.
Opal: Doesn't it do your heart good to see our kids sharing like that?
Mrs. Beaver: Oh, they're just wonderful children.
Mayor Jeff: Pretty good gardeners too.

(He eats his piece and giggles. All giggle and chatter.)

Flick: Save your seeds for next year's garden!

Good Clean Fun Music Video - English

2009-05-15T17:03:00.000-07:00

Skip to 3:54 and you'll find it.

The Treasure of Hoohaw Rock - Italian

2009-05-15T16:58:00.000-07:00

Here's another episode. It's not my video. It's the best I could find.

A Sledding We Will Go - Italian

2009-05-15T16:54:00.000-07:00

Here's a video of the episode in Italian. Sorry. It's the best I could find.

You Can't Come In - How to Watch

2009-05-15T16:45:00.000-07:00

The embedding didn't work for me, so here's what you need to copy and paste into your browser to see the video for those of you who haven't figured it out already:

http://www.veoh.com/static/swf/webplayer/WebPlayer.swf?version=AFrontend.5.4.2.10.1003&permalinkId=v17505303FBY5Mk3t&player=videodetailsembedded&videoAutoPlay=0&id=anonymous"><> name="allowFullScreen"

It's full screen, but it's the best I could do.

You Can't Come In - English

2009-05-15T16:38:00.001-07:00

Here's the video of my copy of "You Can't Come In" which, for some reason, is still on Veoh.

I'm sorry the quality is so mediocre, but I made this recording in August 2001 (estimate), and the tape wore out and got damaged over the years.

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Hope you enjoy this!

And for those of you who want to know, I can't post any more episodes. It is only by luck that this video is still on Veoh. I will, however, show you links to clips/episodes as I find them on the web. I can't guarentee that they'll always be in English, though.

PB&J Otter official site

2009-05-09T06:25:00.001-07:00

Here's a link to the official UK site which is identical to what was once in the US.

http://www2.disney.co.uk/DisneyChannel/playhouse/friends/pbandj/index.html

In case if you're wondering, I found this while I was searching for PB&J info. I was curious about what the UK site was like, so I found this.

Transcript - Win, Win, Winner

2009-05-08T18:25:00.000-07:00

Here's a transcript typed up by yours truly.

Win, Win, Winner

Transcribed by flicktheduck

The Awesome Otters (team name) are practicing soccer

Munchy : (nervous, chewing on a stick) Jelly’s got the ball…(chews on stick again)she lost the ball…(chews on stick once more)…Jelly’s got the ball again... Go Awesome Otters and Daring Duck! Go!

Two rabbits miss when they try to get the ball from Jelly; she walks right past them, and they fall onto each other

Munchy: (cont’d) Yay! Yippie! Whoo hoo!

Ootsie: Munchy, our little beaver friend…

Bootsie: We always mean to critisize…

Ootsie: But you are being extremely loud…

Bootsie: For no apparent reason.

Munchy: I have to be loud. I’m the official cheering person for the Awesome Otters and Daring Duck Soccer Team.

Bootsie: Well, if you must be loud…(with Ootsie)…please be quiet.

Munchy: (stares, blinks twice, and turns around; whispering) All right, team. We are doing great.

Jelly: Coming at ya. (kicks soccer ball)

Peanut: (tries to kick, but misses and fallls down)

The other team, The Wonderous Wolverines, gets the ball

Munchy: We have it…oh. We were doing great.

Jelly: (helping Peanut up and laughing) That was your funniest kick yet! (Peanut joins in laughing, too)

The rabbits still have the ball and are about to kick it

Flick: Go ahead, rabbits. Take your best shot. Nobody messes with the Daring Duck. (they do, and he blocks it, causing the ball to bounce off of the stomach of one of the rabbits and into the net)

The rabbits are happy

Peanut: That’s okay, Flick. Don’t worry. That’s only 27 points for the Rabbitastic Rabbits.

Flick: Yeah, yeah. But still 0 for us. Zero, nada, zip! We lost again.

(Later)

Munchy: Sorry, you guys. I cheered my hardest.

Peanut: We know you did, Munchy. Thanks.

Munchy: Is this the 10^th time we’ve lost, or the 11^th?

Flick: 12^th.

Munchy: Oh.

Jelly: But it was definitely the funniest.

P eanut: Yeah. Especially when I missed that kick and landed on my tail.

Jelly: You went oops.

Peanut: I went double oops! (laughs with Jelly)

Flick: That isn’t funny. We lost! And I’m tired of losing!

Munchy: Maybe you guys could use a coach.

Peanut: Yeah. That’s a great idea. I’ll ask my dad.

(At the Otters’ house)

Peanut, Jelly, and Flick are there

Peanut: Thanks for being our coach, Dad.

Ernest: Thanks for asking me, Peanut. Now let’s start with a little test—kicking. Now kick the ball straight into the net like this. (kicks the ball over the net and into Lake Hoohaw wher e a fish eats it) Well, I guess my first advice as your coach is never, never kic k the ball too hard.

Flick: And never feed the ball to a hungry fish. (laughs at his joke)

Peanut: Guess this means practice is over.

Ernest: Sorry, kids. I’ll order another ball.

Flick: So what do we do in the meantime?

Ernest: All I can tell you is this. When your in the game, do your best, play fair, and have fun.

His advice doesn’t satisfy Flick

(At the soccer field)

Flick: I’m doing my best, and I’m playing fair, but I’m sure not having fun. We’re 17 points behind and here comes a star player. (that last sentence didn’t seem like I got it right to me)

The same rabbits from before kick the ball towards the net, and it hits Flick in the stomach, but it doesn’t make it in

Flick: (cont’d) I blocked it! I blocked it!

Wooly Wolverine 1: (couldn’t get the first sentence) Nice stuff.

Flick: Whoa. You’re Wooly Wolverine.

Wooly: Yeah, that’s me. And after the game, we’ll talk.

(in front of the Otters’ house)

P&J: (at same time) You’re what?!

Flick: I’m leaving the Awesome Otters and Daring Duck Team.

Peanut: You can’t!

Flick: Sure I can. I got a better offer.

Jelly: From who?

Flick: The Wonderous Wolverines. They’re (I couldn’t get some of this sentence right)…and Wooly—he’s team captain—wants me.

Peanut: But we need you. What’ll Jelly and I do?

Flick: You’ll find somebody. I couldn’t say no. After all, the Wolverines have won every game they’ve played.

Jelly: You want to win.

Flick: Yeah. What else is there?

(the field where the Wonderous Wolverines are training)

Wooly: (while Flick and a Wolverine are doing jumping jacks) Hup two. (x7) (while he says it the 4^th-7^th times, he is shown standing in front of a giant metronome)

He blows a whistle and Flick is tired, but the Wolverine isn’t

Flick: (panting) Wow. That was a workout. Is practice always like (beat) this? (as he says that, the Wolverine walks away) My team mate isn’t very friendly.

Wooly: Okay, (????). Take 30 laps around the track.

Flick: (surprised) Now?!

Wooly: That’s what I said. And I’m the team captain. Now!

Flick: But when does the fun stuff start?

Wooly: Fun? You’re kidding, right? Now run!

(in front of the Otters’ house)

Peanut and Jelly are with Munchy

Munchy: But I don’t want a promotion.

Peanut: Sure you do, Munch.

Munchy: No. I like being the official cheering section of the Awesome Otters and Daring Duck.

Jelly: Wouldn’t you rather be the official goalie of the Awesome Otters and the Bertacious Beaver?

Munchy: No.

Peanut: But you’d get to kick the ball.

Munchy: No, thanks. I’d rather try out my new idea. Instead of the cheering section, I’m going to be the official sports brodcaster.

Jelly: Well, okay. If that’s how you feel.

Peanut: We’ll find someone else to take Flick’s place…I hope.

(the field where the Wolverines practice)

There is a big machine on the field that shoots soccer balls into the net

Wooly: Ready, goalie?

Flick: Uh, ready, Wooly.

Wooly: That’s Captain Wooly to you. And don’t forget, for every ball you don’t block, we will need 21 push ups.

Flick: Are you sure we have to do this?

Wooly: Stop whining or I will make it 40 push ups. (he flips the switch that starts the machine)

Numerous soccer balls are hurled at the net, none of which Flick blocks

Flick: Cheese and crackers. (the net is completely full with soccer balls) I hope he’s something like Peanut and Jelly Otter.

Wooly: (comes into view) You owe me 1,260 push ups, Daring Ducky.

Flick: Can I ask you something first?

Wooly: What?

Flick: Now that I’m on the team, can we call it The Daring Duck and the Wonderous Wolverines?

Wooly: (sarcastically) Aw, that’s so funny, I forgot to laugh. (normal) Just The Wonderous Wolverines. Now get moving on those push ups!

Flick: If this is Wooly’s way of cheering me up (beat), it isn’t working.

(In front of Pinch’s house)

Pinch has a tea party set up

Pinch: You’re kidding, right?

Jelly: No! And if you join us, we’ll call the team The Awesome Otters and the Radical Racoon.

Pinch: Really? Wow. I’ve never been radical before.

Peanut: So you’ll do it?

Pinch: No. (continues playing)

Jelly shrugs

(the area where the WW practice)

Flick: (really tired and worn out and doing push ups) 1,259…(struggling)…One thousand two hundred…(beat)…sixty! (he sighs and falls down slowly)

Wooly: (walks into view) Now comes the good part of practice.

Flick: (worn out and hopeful) It’s over? I can go eat dinner?

Wooly: No food for you, feathers.

Flick: When Awesome Otter practice is over, we always have snacks.

Wooly: Who needs snacks? It’s time for cheating lessons.

Flick: Cheating lessons? But Mr. Otter said we should always play fair.

Wooly: Fair? Not on this team. We do whatever it takes to win. You do want to win, don’t you?

(In front of the Snooties’ house)

Bootsie: So you want to combine your soccer team…

Ootsie: With our soccer team? (they laugh at the idea of it)

Bootsie: But our team…

Ootsie: Always wins.

Jelly: And our team always has fun.

Bootsie: That’s true.

Peanut: So you’ll do it?

Ootsie and Bootsie: (together) No, (they shut the doors to their mansion)

Peanut: Now what’ll we do?

Jelly: I think we should Noodle Dance.

Peanut: Right now? Right here?

Jelly: Yep. It’s always the right time and the right place to use your noodle.

Peanut: I guess it’s sort of time to noodle, but I don’t feel like dancing. (Jelly starts dancing and Peanut joins in 5 seconds later)

The Noodle Dance song goes to the “Use your noodle, use your brain” lyric

Jelly: (gets an idea) I’ve got it! My brain just scored a goal!

Peanut: What? What? Pass it on!

Jelly: We get Munchy to help us build a big, wooden goalie. (idea is shown)

Peanut: (VO) That would be neat.

Jelly: (VO) But we probably couldn’t get it ready by this afternoon.

Peanut: Still, a big goalie would be really great. Maybe Butter and Scootch (idea is shown) together would make one big goalie. (Butter and Scootch laugh) This is hard. Maybe we should just give up.

Jelly: No way. We’ve got to keep thinking.

Peanut: Maybe we can go ask Flick to come back.

Jelly: But why would he change his mind?

Peanut: Maybe he’d be happy if we promised to try real hard to win.

Jelly: Well, let’s go ask him. At least we’ll do good just trying.

(In front of Flick’s house)

Flick is bouncing a soccer ball against a tree

Peanut and Jelly arrive

Peanut: Hey, Flick. We want to make a deal with you.

Flick: What kind of deal?

Jelly: If you come back and be our goalie, we promise to try real hard to win.

Flick: No deal.

Peanut and Jelly: (together; surprised) No deal?

Flick: Nope, but I’ve got one for you. I’ll be your goalie again if you promise we can just have fun.

Peanut and Jelly: (together; surprised) Wha-?

Flick: The Wonderous Wolverines never have any fun.

Peanut: But they win.

Flick: Yeah, but they never play fair enough. And I’m the Daring Duck, not the Cheating Duck.

Jelly: What happened, Flick? Did you get kicked off the team?

Flick: Nope. I quit. It was the only fun I had the whole time.

Jelly: Well, now that you’re back with us, the fun is only starting.

Peanut: Right. Make way for the fun champions.

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Song – We Always Win

Peanut: It doesn’t matter if we miss the ball.

Jelly: It doesn’t matter if we trip and fall (helps Peanut up). (with Peanut) It doesn’t matter if our team is in the hole. (Munchy and Flick start singing) It doesn’t matter if we take a shot and miss the goal.

Munchy: It doesn’t matter if we get a bruise.

Flick: It doesn’t matter if we always lose.

Everyone: If we’re with our friends through thick and thin, and we’re having fun…we always win!

Peanut: Give me an F!

Everyone: F!

Jelly: Give me a U!

Everyone: U!

Munchy: Give me an N!

Everyone: N! What do you got?

Flick: Fun!

Everyone: We win! It doesn’t matter if we win or lose. It doesn’t matter whose victory’s whose. If we’re with our friends from start to end, when we’re having fun…we always win!

Flick: One more time!

Everyone: If we’re with our friends from start to end, when we’re having fun…we always win! We win!

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(The soccer field)

Munchy: This is Munchy Beaver brodcasting to you from the Lake Hoohaw Soccer Field. The game has just ended. And here’s the home team—The Awesome Otters and Daring Duck. You should have seen the valliant struggle they put up against their (???) opponents—The Wonderous Wolverines. However, they did have a slight problem. (holds stick “microphone up to Jelly)

Jelly: We lost.

Peanut: (with stick “microphone” held up to him) 112 to 0.

Flick: (with stick “microphone” microphone held up to him) But we had the most fun. And nobody can beat us at that.

Munchy: Yay, Daring Duck!

Flick: Yay, Awesome Otters! (with Peanut, Jelly, and Munchy) Yeah! Alright!

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We Always Win (reprise)

Everyone: We always win… We win!

The End

Transcript - The Singin' Kid

2009-05-08T06:38:00.000-07:00

Here's another one typed up by Agent0042.

"The Singin' Kid"

Written by David Schaye

Songs by Fred Newman and Dan Sawyer

Transcribed by Agent0042

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter

Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter

Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter (title-reading only)

Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter

Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck

Bruce Bayley Johnson as Mayor Jeff

Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver

Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon

Cody Pennes as Scootch Raccoon

Odella Otter

Opal: "The Singin' Kid"

(whimsical carnival music, scenes of carnival-goers)

Crowd: (chanting) Odella! Odella! Odella!

Jelly: I can't believe it. My favorite singer in the whole world, right here in Lake Hoohaw.

Mayor Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, give a big, warm Lake Hoohaw welcome to Odella Otter.

Crowd: Ya'ay, ya'ay!

~~~The Biggest Little Thing~~~

[Odella Otter]

Ooh ooh ooh

Inside of me

There's a big great big voice

Sayin' "Go friend, I've got no choice"

I'm a star, got my limousine

My face is on the front of every magazine

This otter's gotta do what a otter do

Everybody's lovin' me now through and through

Stage and screen, yeah, I'm a star machine

I'm the biggest little thing to hit the scene

I'm the biggest little thing this lake has seen, yeah!

(song ends, crowd cheers)

Jelly: Wow, what a star.

(scene change, whimsical carnival music resumes)

Peanut: Are you ready, Dad?

Ernest: Ready!

Butter: Hee hee hee. Hee hee hee.

Jelly: Now!

(She, Peanut and Butter all toss balls which hit a target, dead-center. Ernest is dunked in a vat of water. All three laugh and Ernest makes funny faces and sticks his tongue out underwater.)

Mayor Jeff: (over sound system) Attention, please. The singing tryouts are about to begin.

Jelly: I gotta give this a try.

Ernest: Hey, where did everybody go?

~~~Talkin' About Hoohaw Lake~~~

[Flick]

A cut above the rest, ha!

We got love in a feathered nest

Where are all the chickadees agree

There's no place we'd rather be

We're flockin' and a'rockin', for goodness sake

Talkin' about Hoohaw Lake, yeah!

(Don't change, you're beautiful. silence, sound of crickets chirping

Tough crowd.)

(Flick exits the stage and Mayor Jeff takes his place.)

Mayor Jeff: Okay. Last, but certainly not least, we have Jelly Otter. (crowd cheers)

~~~From Our Heart~~~

[Jelly]

From the start

We take what we've been given

From our heart, everything that we do

Never part, from the love that we're livin'

And to our friends, we've gotta be true!

(crowd cheers and applauds)

Peanut: Jammin' Jelly. Way to go, Jelly. Way to go.

Mayor Jeff: (joining Pinch, Jelly and Flick) Well, I wanna say that all of the singers were really amazing, in their own way. So it was a very tough decision. But the judges have decided. The winner is... Jelly Otter!

Jelly: Wow, I'm the winner. Thank you, Mayor Jeff. Thank you, everybody.

Mayor Jeff: Congratulations, Jelly. Your song will be a highlight performance on the last day of the fair.

(Diagonal sidewipe to off-stage, where the others have gathered to congratulate Jelly.)

Butter: Jelly!

Peanut: Nice going, Jel.

Jelly: Thanks, Peanut.

Flick: I wish I could sing at the fair. But, I gotta admit it, Jelly. Ya' sure sang great.

Jelly: Thanks, Flick!

Pinch: You know, Jelly, you're going to be a star.

Jelly: Wow, a star?

(Scene change, Otter family household)

Jelly: (singing) Everything may come to you / But above it all you gotta be true! (stops singing and picks up a copy of "Otter Beat") Wow, singing at the Lake Hoohaw County Fair. I really hit the big time now.

(Fantasy sequence-- Jelly imagines herself standing in the spotlight on a stage, dressed up like Odella Otter. Flashbulbs pop, sequence ends.)

Jelly: Maybe I'll even get a record deal, like Odella Otter.

(A series of records is shown: "Jelly Otter," "Jelly - Who's That Otter?," "Jelly - Material Mammal" Crowd chants "Jelly, Jelly, Jelly!" Fantasy sequence ends.)

Pinch: Jelly?!

Jelly: Huh?

Pinch: Jelly?! Jelly?!

Jelly: Hey, Pinch.

Pinch: Jelly, it's time for our dress-up tea party.

Jelly: Sorry, Pinch. I don't have time for any dinky tea parties. After all, I'm a famous singer now. (Pinch looks shocked and walks away.) Wow, I've got a million things to do before my big performance.

Butter: Jelly play?

Jelly: No time! We have work to do. (She picks up a clipboard with pen and paper attached.) Okay, Butter. All famous singers need a personal assistant, so you will be my personal assistant.

Butter: Okay.

Jelly: I'm gonna need cool clothes and sunglasses.

Butter: Wata.

Jelly: A special hairdo. A private dressing room with fancy bottled water.

Butter: Wata.

Jelly: And lots of lots of little peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Butter: PB&J.

Jelly: Smooth, not crunchy.

Butter: Smooth!

Jelly: Have you got all that Butter?

Butter: (nods) Tee hee hee. (holds up the clipboard, which is full of scribbles)

(Scene change. Munchy and Peanut are playing outside, triumphant theme plays.)

Munchy: Space creatures have us surrounded, Ranger Peanut. We can't hold them off much longer. Especially with these cardboard tubes.

Peanut: Shh, we're pretending, remember? (heroic voice) Fear not, Ranger Munchy. Ranger Jelly and Ranger Butter will help us fend them off. (They head inside the Otter household, only to be stopped by Butter. She's standing outside Jelly's door, with now has a star with her name affixed to it.)

Butter: (putting his hand forward) Stop!

Peanut: Hey, Butter. Do you and Jelly wanna play Space Rangers with us? (Butter knocks on Jelly's door.)

Jelly: Sorry, no autographs right now. But if you leave your name with my personal assistant, Butter, I might be able to give you one later. (She closes the door, Butter holds her hands as if to say she doesn't get it either.)

Peanut and Munchy: Personal assistant?!

(Slide wipe to next scene. Peanut, Pinch and Flick are all gathered around a cardboard box with a number of items on top, dressed up as knights and princess.)

Flick: This is our best castle ever.

Pinch: And the prettiest!

Jelly: (loudly and off-key, dresed badly as a pop star) Sometimes things can go so wrong / But I know I'm not alone / Friends and family keep my strong / Deep down I know that I belong. (As she continues, she stumbles forward and the others start waving at her to stop. She pays no attention and ends up knocking over their castle.)

Peanut: Jelly, you wrecked our castle!

Flick: Why don't you watch where you're walking?

Jelly: Why don't you watch where I'm walking?

Pinch: Jelly Otter, what are you doing?

Jelly: Hmp. (She leaves and Butter tags after her.)

(Scene change. Triumphant music plays as the fair resumes.)

Mayor Jeff: (over public address system) Welcome, everybody, to the Lake Hoohaw County Fair.

Peanut: Whaddya you guys wanna do next?

Mayor Jeff: And now the main stages proudly present a special performance by Jelly Otter.

(Munchy, Pinch and Flick cross their arms and make angry faces.)

Peanut: Come on, guys. She is my sister and she's still our friend.

(The others give each other a look and nod. They all run to the stage. Backstage, Jelly is powdering her face.)

Mayor Jeff: Okay, Jelly, you're up next. Good luck.

Jelly: I'm ready, Mayor Jeff. (off-key) If your dreams seem oh-so-farrrr... (stops suddenly, coughs)

Mayor Jeff: And now, let's have a nice hand for a great young singer. (crowd cheers) Jelly Otter! Jelly Otter? Uh, excuse me, folks. I'm sure she'll be out here any second now.

(Peanut quickly grabs Butter and they run backstage. There, they find Jelly sobbing.)

Peanut: Jelly, what's the matter?

Jelly: (scratchily) It's my voice.

Peanut: What happened to it?

Jelly: Well, I guess I was just singing so much I overused it. Oh, Peanut, what am I gonna do?

Peanut: Hey, maybe your throat is just dry. Here, drink some lemonade.

Jelly: (still scratchy) Hey, that's great lemonade. (tosses the empty cup in the trash) Well, Peanut, I think there's only one thing left to do.

Peanut: You go buy me another lemonade?

Jelly: Actually, I was hoping we could a do a Noodle Dance. Please, Peanut?

Peanut: Well, I'll sing (crosses his arms) but I can't promise I'll dance.

Noodle, use your noodle

Noodle, do the noodle dance

Jelly: I've got it! I'll just take some magic voice spray and presto, my voice will be good as new.

Peanut: That'd be great, Jelly. Do you have any magic voice spray?

Jelly: Mmm. I guess not.

Peanut: I wish I could lend you my voice for a little while. That's it! I could build a voice-borrower machine and take my voice out and give it to you. (He babbles into an imaginary machine.)

Jelly: Do you know how to build a voice-borrower machine, Peanut?

Peanut: Not exactly. But it does give me an even better idea. Maybe we can all lend you our voices for a while.

Jelly: Huh?

Peanut: What if the whole Lake Hoohaw Funky Band sang with you?

Jelly: But I acted like such a show-off bigshot. Do you really think anyone would want to help me?

Peanut: I know they will, Jelly. That's what friends are for. Let's go.

(They run off to ask. Scene change-- on-stage, Flick is doing a bad comedy routine.)

Flick: So then the duck says, "well, if I quack like that, I wouldn't need to talk about her." Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ah ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. (silence, sound of crickets chirping) Man, tough crowd. (walks off-stage)

Jelly: (whispering from behind a curtain) Mayor Jeff. (whispers in his ear)

Mayor Jeff: Uh huh. (trumpet fanfare) Folks, it's time to continue with our scheduled program wi- with one slight change. Please welcome the Lake Hoohaw Funky Singers.

~~~From Our Heart (Full Cast)~~~

[Peanut]

If your dreams seem oh so far

Just remember who you are

[Munchy]

Everything may come to you

[Peanut, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

But to yourself you gotta be true

From the start

[Peanut]

We take what we've been given

[Peanut, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

From our heart

[Flick]

Everything that we do

[Peanut, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

Never part

[Pinch]

From the love that we're livin'

[Peanut, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

And to our friends we gotta be true

[Jelly]

(My voice, it's back!)

Sometimes things can go so wrong

But I know I'm not alone

Friends and family keep me strong

Deep down, I know that I belong

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

In a mirror, you can see

Anything you wanna be

Everything may come to you

But above it all you gotta be true

From the start

[Peanut]

We take what we've been given

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

From our heart

[Flick]

Everything that we do

[Peanut, Jelly, Butter, Munchy, Flick, Pinch and Scoot]

Never part from the love that we're livin'

And to our friends we gotta be true.

(crowd applauds and cheers, the group exits from backstage)

Peanut: Wow, what a show.

Jelly: Everybody, there's something I wanna say to all of you. I just wanna say that I'm sorry for acting like such a big showoff before. I guess I was trying so hard to be a star, I kinda forgot how to be a good friend. But you guys are the best friends an otter could ever have and I won't ever forget that again. Thanks, everybody.

Others: You're welcome!

Jelly: Now let's get back to the fair!

Others: Yeah!

(They start to walk off, but are mobbed by a crowd. Flashbulbs pop.)

Ernest: Hooray for the Lake Hoohaw Funky Singers!

(All cheer and laugh.)

Transcript These Shoes are Made for Walking

2009-05-06T21:03:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Agent0042, I am able to show you a transcript. Many thanks to him for taking the time to type it up.

"These Shoes Are Made For Walking"
Written by Dennis Garvey, Tom Nichols
Transcribed by Agent0042

Characters

Adam Rose as Peanut Otter
Jenell Brook Slack as Jelly Otter
Gina Marie Tortorici as Baby Butter Otter

Gwen Shepard as Opal Otter
Chris Phillips as Ernest Otter
Eddie Korbich as Ootsie Snootie
Eddie Korbich as Bootsie Snootie
Eddie Korbich as Flick Duck
Bruce Bayley Johnson as Mayor Jeff
Chris Phillips as Munchy Beaver
Cody Pennes as Pinch Raccoon
Cody Pennes as Scootch Raccoon
Captain Barnacle

Opal: "These Shoes Are Made For Walking"

Scootch: Mark, set, (pops ball)
Jelly: I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Peanut: Not if I win first.
Munchy: Not if I don't fall dow-- ooh, uh oh! (is hit on head by egg)
Peanut: Ya'ay, I win again.
Flick: You sure are fast. What's your secret?
Peanut: My lucky, trusty, speedy shoes. I love these guys.

~~~When I'm in My Shoes~~~

[Peanut]

You know, I can't lose when I'm in my shoes
Jump so high, I can touch the sky
Spinning 'round, I can leave the ground in my old shoes

Talk about cruise when I'm in my shoes
Climbing trees like a chimpanzee
Bouncin' off walls like a rubber ball in my old shoes

[Jelly, Beaver, Flick and Scootch]

Put 'em on left and right
Lace 'em up real tight

[Peanut]

Feel the t-t-t-tingle in my toes

[Jelly, Beaver, Flick and Scootch]

Love to take a spin
Wearin' two best friends
My feet so sweet
Now here we go!

[Peanut, Jelly, Beaver, Flick and Scootch]

Go go go!

[Peanut]

Ya' know I make news when I'm in my shoes
I can do a jig like a whirligig
Perfect fits, they're my favorites
They're my old shoes

[Jelly, Beaver, Flick and Scootch]

Put 'em on left and right
Lace 'em up real tight

[Peanut]

Feel the t-t-t-tingle in my toes

[Jelly, Beaver, Flick and Scootch]

Love to take a spin
Wearin' two best friends
My feet so sweet
Now here we go!

[Peanut, Jelly, Beaver, Flick and Scootch]

Go go go!

[Peanut]

Whoa!

Peanut: Huh? Wha? Wow, those are so cool.
Bootsie: Aren't they unbelievably awesome?
Ootsie: They're the latest. Everybody who's anybody is wearing 'em.
Peanut: Really?
Jelly: I don't know, Bootsie. They look kinda hard to walk in.
Ootsie: Please. If you know how to carry yourself, it's a breeze.
Bootsie: The real question is, how can you all stand to be seen in those old-fashioned shoes? (sound of wah-wah on soundtrack, Ootsie and Bootsie walk away)
Peanut: Oh man. I've gotta get a pair of those shoes.
Flick: Yeah, they're the coolest.
Peanut: They're even cooler than that.
Jelly: Peanut, you just got through saying how cool your shoes were. What happened to "lucky, trusty and speedy"?
Peanut: Oh, these shoes are okay, but I'd rather have shiny and new than old and P.U. Yup. I'm gonna get a pair of those cool new Airplane shoes.
Jelly: (whispering in Peanut's ear) Peanut, how will you get the money?
Peanut: Hmm... aha!

(Scene change, Otter household dining room.)

Opal: Would you like some more mackerel lasagna, dear?
Ernest: I suppose I've got room for a couple more bites.
Jelly: Peanut, weren't you going to ask Mama for something?
Opal: What do you want to ask me, honey?
Peanut: (clears throat) Uh, uh, Mom, can I kinda, sorta get some new shoes?
Opal: New shoes? Well, I suppose you are due for a new pair. You're growing up so fast.
Ernest: Hey, I got a shipment of brand-new shoes at the store the other day. Just like your old ones.
Peanut: Oh. Well, I was thinking I'd try something new this time. Something cooler.
Opal: Hmm. You know, Peanut, I think you may be getting old enough to pick out the kind of shoes you like. As long as we can afford it.
Peanut: Ya'ay!

(Scene change, Ernest's store)

Peanut: See, aren't they cool? Whoa-oh-oh!
Opal: Oh, honey, those shoes don't look very practical.
Ernest: And you'd have to make them last all year. They cost an arm and a leg. And a foot.
Peanut: But everybody's wearing these shoes!
Opal: I know, but you--
Peanut: You said I was old enough to pick out my own shoes and I want these.
Opal: They're much more expensive. What do you think, dear?
Peanut: You can take a little bit out of my allowance each week. And to prove how grown-up I am, I'll start doing some grown-up chores. How 'bout I take out the garbage every night from now on?
Opal: Well, okay, if you're sure they're what you really want.
Peanut: Thanks, Mom! (He hugs her.) Boy, wait till everybody sees how cool I look in these shoes. Whoa! Huh? Awww! (trips and falls)
Jelly: Peanut, are you sure you're gonna be okay in those shoes?
Peanut: Haven't you ever seen a loop-de-loop before? I did that on purpose.
Jelly: Well, all right. If you (helps him up) say so.
Peanut: Come on. I wanna show everybody my cool new shoes.
Mayor Jeff: (waving) Oodelay, PB&J.
Peanut, Butter and Jelly: Oodelay!
Peanut: Hey, Mayor Jeff. Check out my cool new shoes. (lifts up one leg, then starts to fall off) Whoa-oh-oh!
Mayor Jeff: Pretty wild.
Jelly: What are you doing, Mayor Jeff?
Mayor Jeff: I'm crushing babbleberries to make my winter supply of babbleberry juice. It sure is taking a long time.
Peanut: Look, there's the gang. I wanna go show everybody my cool new shoes. Whoa!
Munchy: (in a rowboat on dry land with Flick and Pinch) Hey, look. Peanut's got a pair of those new Airplane shoes.
Peanut: Cool, huh?
Munchy: Way cool.
Flick: Very cool.
Pinch: Uh huh.
Scootch: (races toward Peanut) Yaaaaaaah!
Peanut: Whoa! Aw, aw, aw!
Scootch: Sorry, sorry. My fault. (helps him up)
Flick: Seems like the poodles have an easier time walking in their Airplane shoes. You sure you got the same kind?
Peanut: (wobbling) They're exactly the same ki-i-i-ind! Anyway, it always takes time to break in a new pair of shoes.
Munchy: I hope that's all you'll break.

(scene change, inside the Otter household)

Jelly: (as Peanut ties his laces) Hurry up, Peanut. We're missing the whole day.
Peanut: I'm coming, I'm coming!
Jelly: What's taking so long? You've been lacing those new shoes forever.
Peanut: Well, they have long laces. It's cool to have long laces, you know.
Jelly: So what do you want to play? I mean, you can play in those shoes, can't you?
Peanut: Sure I can. Whoa-oa-oa!
Jelly: Hmm. I guess we could play monster.
Peanut: (hands on hips) Very funny. I know. We can fly my model airplane. Then I can have Airplanes on my feet and in my hand. Whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa! (The airplane falls to the ground, Peanut steps on it and breaks it.) Aw aw, dah! Aw! (steps on a plastic lobster) Uh, duh, ah! (steps on a teddy bear) Awwww!

(scene change - Otter family dining room)

Opal: Whoa, kids, slow down. You don't have to inhale your food.
Peanut: (with his mouth full) Sorry, Mom. But it's almost time to watch our favorite TV show.
Jelly: Captain Barnacle's Cartoon Bark. Arf, arf, arf, arf! (Butter giggles.)
Opal: Peanut, aren't you forgetting something?
Ernest: Yes, son. Didn't you promise that you'd take out the garbage from now on?
Peanut: Oh, that's right. No problem. It'll only take me a minute. (heads out with the garbage can) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh! (falls over with can and begins rolling) Oh, oh, oh, oh! (He ends up on top of the can; garbage has spilled everywhere.) Oh man.
Captain Barnacle: Hey, kids, it's time for Captain Barnacle's Cartoon Bark. Are you ready to laugh? Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf...
Peanut: (muttering) Dumb... no... Hey, Mayor Jeff.
Mayor Jeff: Hi, Peanut.
Peanut: (hearing sounds of giggling from inside) Oh man!

(Scene changes from night to day. Outside, in the morning. Pan shot of everyone's shoes.)

Jelly: Good luck, Peanut!
Peanut: You too, Jelly. I think I'm gonna need it more than you.
Munchy: Okay. Ready, set, go!
Peanut: Huh? Whoa! (falls over and smahes his egg in his face) That does it! These shoes have got to go!
Jelly: Go where?
Peanut: Back to Dad's store.
Jelly: Peanut, you can't take them back now. They're covered with gooey egg.
Peanut: Right, Jelly. So what am I gonna do? I can't even walk in these shoes.
Jelly: Well, maybe we can think of something else we can use them for.
Peanut: I don't know.
Jelly: Come on, let's Noodle Dance.
Peanut: Okay, you get started without me. I'll be with you in a sec.

Noodle, use your noodle
Noodle, do the noodle dance

Jelly: I've got it! You can't walk in these shoes, but if you put airplane engines on them, you can fly! (scene of Peanut flying off in the shoes, end of fantasy sequence chime)
Peanut: I like it, except airplane engines are big. Wonder if they'd fit?
Jelly: Okay, we sell them to some mice. They could make them into a little house. Oh man. There's gotta be something these shoes are good for.
Peanut: No way. They're only good for crushing and breaking things. That's it.
Jelly: Don't give up now.
Peanut: No, that's it as in I got an idea. I know how we can use these shoes. Come on. Whoa-oa-oa!

(Scene change. Peanut is stomping around in Mayor Jeff's vat of babbleberries.)

Mayor Jeff: Look at all that babbleberry juice. It would have taken me all year to crush that many babbleberries by myself.
Peanut: I'm just glad that I finally got some good use out of these shoes.
Mayor Jeff: Well, here's your money for helping me squish the berries. (They shake hands.) Thank you, Peanut.

(Scene change, Ernest's store.)

Ernest: Here you go, Peanut. One pair of lucky, trusty, speedy shoes.

~~~When I'm in My Shoes (Reprise)~~~

[Peanut]

You know, I can't lose when I'm in my shoes
I make news when I'm in my shoes
Perfect fits, they're my favorites
They're my old shoes

[Peanut, Jelly and Ernest]

Put 'em on real tight
Lace 'em up left and right

[Peanut]

Feel the t-t-t-tingle in my toes

[Peanut, Jelly and Earnest]

Love to take a spin
Wearin' two best friends
My feet so sweet
Now here we go!

Go go go!

Peanut: Hey, Ootsie and Bootsie!
Jelly: Hey, what happened to your Airplane shoes?
Bootsie: Oh, those? Please. Those shoes are so last week.
Ootsie: Yes, these shoes are the latest thing. Anybody who's anybody is wearing 'em. Don't you just love 'em?
Peanut: They're nice, but we like our shoes just fine.
Jelly: After all, there are other things just as important as being cool.
Peanut: Yeah. Like being able to walk.

(Ootsie and Bootsie give a "ha!" and walk away, Peanut and Jelly giggle and walk off in the other direction.)

Collection Update

2009-04-30T16:31:00.000-07:00

Where to find English PB

2009-04-26T07:41:00.000-07:00

PB+J Otter Collection

2009-04-25T18:21:00.000-07:00

As stated in my profile, I recorded every PB+J Otter episode. Here's a guide to the quality of every recording I made for those of you who are interested. (most of it is compiled from memory)

PB+J Otter Recordings – A Complete Guide

Compiled by flicktheduck

Legend:

Type 1: I have it on a DVD; the quality is great

Type 1a: It’s on a VHS with nearly DVD quality

Type 2: It’s on a DVD with VHS quality

Type 2a: It’s on a VHS with VHS quality; some small flaws or signs of wear may show

Type 2b: It’s on a DVD with type 4 (see below) quality

Note: From here on, all recordings are on VHS tapes

Type 3: Used VHS quality; has a few spots with obvious wear

Type 4: Bad quality; the tape has many signs of wear and may be out of sync

Type 5: Horrible quality; picture quality is terrible for most of or throughout the episode, audio is out of sync, and the last few seconds may or may not be cut off

A * symbol means I have the first airing of the episode recorded.

Episodes:

Bye Bye PB+J: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (tracking issues durring the scene where PB+J are cutting out fish)

Babbleberry Day: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (fairly good quality)

The Treasure of Hoohaw Rock: Type 2a, 3, 4 (title card missing on type 4 recording which is also out of sync)

A Sledding We Will Go: Type 2a, 3, 4 (type 4 recording is out of sync)

Bagpipe Blues: Type 2b (starts right after Peanut drops the bagpipes in the water), 4

You Can’t Come In: Type 2b, 4, 5 (type 4 recording has many glitches, and a damage durring the scene where the kids are splashed by the Snooties)

Go Away Gorilla: Type 1, 1a. 2a (only the last 10-15 seconds; recording was for “Mama for a Day”), 5 (only a second of the part where Peanut and Jelly are in Butter's crib; because the tracking is adjusting at that point on the tape, the picture quality is quite bad and there is no sound whatsoever)

Mama for a Day: Type 1, 2a, 3, 4 (types 1 and 2a are missing the last 4 seconds with Opal and Ernest laughing, plus the credits, of course; type 4 recording has tracking issues; type 3 recording shows signs of wear, but nothing serious)

Born to Chirp: Type 2a, 3, 4, 5 (type 5 is out of sync)

Mega Melon: Type 2a, 3, 4, 5 (types 4 and 5 recordings are out of sync and have tracking issues, particularly durring the beginning scene where Opal sings the song to PB&J)

The Silent Treatment: Type 3 (starts durring the scene with Pinch and Jelly making faces at each other), 5 (very glitchy durring the scene where the Type 3 recording starts and also out of sync)

Picture Perfect: Type 2a, 3, 4, 5 (type 5 quality is same as the previous episode)

Invitation to the Snooties: Type 2a-3.5 (there are some tracking issues around the end)

Too Hot for Fishcicles: Type 3.5-4 (quality gets worse towards the middle and slightly out of sync)

Otter in the Water: Type 2a, 3, 4 (type 3 and 4 tracking issue problems)

All Popped Out: Type 2a, 3, 4 (tracking issues for type 3 and 4 recordings)

Nothin’ but the Tooth: Type 2a, 3, 4 (type 4 recording is out of sync)

Special Delivery: Type 2a, 3, 4, 5 (type 5 recording is imcomplete--actually just the credits for the episode, which have about 1 1/2 seconds cut off by a Zoog Disney bumper for some reason; the credits are very damaged durring the beginning, but the Zoog Disney bumper is far worse)

Soap Box Derby Day: Type 3, 4, 5 (type 4 and 5 recordings are out of sync, and type 5recording has major tracking issues durring the "peanut butter and jelly sandwich" scene, not to mention some damages)

Howdy Hoohaw Day: Type 4, 5 (type 4 is out of sync durring beginning, but somehow re-syncs itself, while type 5 recording stays out of sync the whole way through)

Butter the Balloonatic: Type 3, 4 (type 3 recording has tracking issues durring the beginning, while type 4 recording has bad audio quality and gets out of sync towards the end)

Gizmatronictron Raffle: Type 5 (out of sync the whole way through and very glitchy)

Dare Duck: Type 3, 4 (tracking issues during cave scene for both recordings, but type 4 has worse problems with the rest of the episode)

Otters of the Wild: Type 3, 4 (tracking issues for both copies)

The Big Time Bass-Off Contest: Type 5 (approximately 3 seconds out of sync, glitchy, damaged, and has tracking issues)

The Sleeping Beagle: Type 5 (same as previous episode, with an exception of the audio, which is almost 5 seconds out of sync)

Gotta Dance: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (very good quality for most recordings)

Otter Pox: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (superb quality for all copies)

The Dollhouse: Type 2a

The Tell-Tale Candy Wrapper: Type 2a

Eye Spy: Type 3

Happy Harmony: Type 3

Strike Up the Band: Type 4

World’s Strongest Otter: Type 4

Come Back, Little Monster: Type 3

The Big Sweep: Type 4

Butter Tags Along: Type 3-4

Flick’s Big Find: Type 4

Tub of Butter: Type 1a, 2a, 3, 4

El Dorado, Seat of Gold: Type 1a, 2a, 3, 4

Mayor Flick: Type 3, 4

The Greatest Sleepover Ever: Type 2a, 4 (missing 2 seconds of the last 30 seconds)

Save Oaky Oak Tree: Type 1a, 2a, 3, 4

The Duck Who Cried Wolf: Type 1a, 2a, 3, 4 (one of these recordings has closed captioning)

Poor Bubbles: Type 4

Poodle Power: Type 4

Forgive Me Not: Type 2a

These Shoes are made for Walking: Type 2a

Mama Peanut: Type 3

Bye-Bye Bubbles: Type 3

Lost and Found: Type 1 (missing a half second in beginning), 1a, 2a, 3

Sherlock Otter: Type 2, 2a, 3

I’ll be Your Best Friend: Type 2a, 3

Otterly Alone: Type 2a, 3

Lemon-itis: Type 2a, 3

Duckbird Alert: Type 3

Follow Your Nose: Type 4 (very strange recording; recording starts in middle of theme song where same damages on Zoog Disney Promo mentioned above can be seen for 8 seconds; audio is out of sync at beginning of recording, but is resynced 10 seconds into the actual episode; first 30 seconds of actual episode have major tracking issues; good picture and sound quality for rest of recording, except the audio is a little muffled)

The Ice Moose: Type 1a, 2a (amazing quality, indeed)

Baby Butter’s Blankie: Type 3 (used VHS quality, but still watchable)

Three Super Otters: Type 4 (missing very last part; unknown whether or not credits are recorded on seperate tape)

Butter’s First Check-Up: Type 4 (couple glitches here and there)

The Legend of Ponce de L’Otter: Type 4 (more glitches than previous episode and missing last few seconds, which are recorded onto seperate VHS tape)

Gotcha!: Type 3, 4 (type 3 recording is only bad around the end, while type 4 recording is out of sync)

The Mysterious Mirror: Type 3, 4 (type 4 recording out of sync)

A Tree Grows in Hoohaw: Type 3 (fairly good quality)

Flick’s Big Fakeout: Type 3 (good quality, yet again)

This Little Light of Mine: Type 2a (very clear picture)

Look Ma, No Hands: Type 2a (clear picture, but slightly used-sounding audio)

Chez Otter: Type 2a (great quality)

Hooray for Peanut: Type 2a (very good quality)

The Great Water Race: Type 2a, 3 (good quality for both copies)

Be Nice To Beavers: Type 2a, 3 (fine example of good quality)

Kid Court: Type 4 (glitchy, out of sync, and has tracking issues)

A Frog Named Measles: Type 4, 5 (type 4 recording is of last 30 seconds and credits which are cut off on type 5 recording; type 5 recording is out of sync)

No Hands, No Feet, No Wings: Type 2a (impressive quality)

Let’s Help Dad: Type 2a (outstanding quality)

The Funky Band: Type 5 (very low quality; out of sync by 4 seconds, and glitchy throughout the episode)

The Singin’ Kid: Type 5 (even worse quailty than previous episode; out of sync by close to 6 seconds, and picture quality looks like it came out of the trash)

The Johnny Pompalope Story: Type 3 (good quality until end)

The Soapbox Boat Race: Type 4 (out of sync)

Aunt Nanner’s Special Place*: Type 2.5a, 3, 4 (type 4 out of sync)

Munchy’s Sinking Feeling*: Type 2.5a, 3, 4 (type 4 recording has half missing)

The Mystery Crate*: Type 2.5a, 3 (fairly good quality)

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane…It’s an Elephant?*: Type 2.5a, 3 (mostly good quality)

Whistling Up the Wrong Munchy*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync 3 minutes into episode; not only is audio muffled slightly, but fuzzy sound from TV can be heard)

Billy the Duck*: Type 2.5a, 3, 5 (type 5 recording has end cut off due to bad quality; type 3 recording is complete with end and credits)

Opal’s Magic Mud Party*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync)

Leave it to Munchy*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync)

Peanut Overboard*: Type 2.5a, 3 (type 3 recording has damages here and there)

Come Back, Mama*: Type 2.5a, 3 (see above note)

Hoohaw is Where the Heart is*: Type 2a, 2.5a, 3 (incomplete recordings on Type 2a and 3 tapes; type 3 recording starts durring theme song and stops shortly after "I Love my Life" song, and type 2a recording starts in middle of "I Love my Life" song and finishes through next episode)

Everything in its Place*: Type 2.5a, 4 (audio is out of sync for type 4)

On the Right Track*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync)

Itchy Situation*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync, missing last few seconds; last few seconds and credits recorded on separate VHS tape)

The Big Surprise*: Type 2.5a, 5 (out of sync and glitchy)

Bazania Mania*: Type 2.5a, 5 (glitchy and out of sync; due to incomplete recording, stuff cut off is recorded on separate VHS tape)

Sergeant Gravel to the Rescue*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync at very end)

Sleepyhead*: Type 2.5a, 5 (far from being in sync)

Watchbird Alert*: Type 2.5a, 3 (good quality)

Flick’s Hat Trick*: Type 2.5a, 3 (good quality)

A Very Surprising Party*: Type 2.5a, 3 (average quality)

Easy Pickings*: Type 2.5a, 3 (average quality)

Collector’s Edition*: Type 2 (only first 6:20; glitchy), 2a (only first 6:20; glitchy), 2.5a, 3

Trading Places*: Type 2.5a, 3, 4 (type 4 recording is out of sync)

Munchy’s No Big Deal*: Type 2.5a, 3 (used quality)

Bubble’s Beginnings*: Type 2.5a 3 (used quality)

Soccer Surprise*: Type 2.5a, 3 (good quality)

Baking Blues*: Type 2.5a 3 (tracking issues in various spots)

Thanks for the Giggle Melon*: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (good quality)

Hope Castle*: Type 2.8a, Type 5 (glitchy, out of sync, and missing last couple seconds; recording of last few seconds plus credits on separate VHS tape)

Where Oh Where is Flick?*: Type 1 (slight damage), 2a (slight damage), 3

Win, Win, Winner*: Type 1, 1a, 2a, 3 (good quality for type 1 and 1a)

Easy as Pie*: Type 2.5a, 4 (out of sync and glitchy for Type 4 recording)

Pinky Pledge*: Type 2.5a, 4 (glitchy and out of sync for Type 4 recording)

Peanut Cries, “Uncle”*: Type 3 (good quality)

Nanner Says, “I Do”*: Type 3 (good quality)

Big Beaver Day*: Type 2a, 3 (mostly good quality)

The Thing That Almost Ate Hoohaw*: Type 2a, 3 (type 3 recording of last 30 seconds and credits, due to incomplete recording on type 2a copy)

Ducking Out on Valentine’s Day*: Type 2.5a, 4 (picture quality leaves something to be desired)

Opal and the New Otter*: Type 4 (out of sync starting halfway into episode)

Goodbye Lake Hoohaw*: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (great quality)

A Hoohaw Halloween*: Type 1a, 2a, 3 (good quality, as always; one recording is possibly of the first airing of this episode)

Welcome

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Welcome to the PB+J Otter Database, the place on the web where you can find a ton of stuff from a Disney Channel classic.

Pretty soon we will have some awesome stuff here, so keep checking back.